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"OMG! SUV! R.I.P.", Way to Die #320, is the sixth death featured in "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You", which aired on January 5, 2011.


A scam artist named Lester specializing in filing frivolous lawsuits deliberately breaks his leg while trying to get hit by Blonde on her cell phone driving an SUV. She pulls over to help and finds him resting against the rear bumper of a car parked in front of her. When she accidentally knocks her SUV into neutral after getting back in to grab her cell phone, the car rolls forward and pins Lester in between the two bumpers, crushing him to death and sending him to hell where he belongs, and the woman is left horrified.

"But then, things got a little tight for Lester, because when Blondie grabbed her cell phone to call 911, she stepped on the brake, allowing the handle of her bag to accidentally shift the car into neutral, setting the 3-ton SUV into motion."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
  • Blake Everett - Lester (lead: intended victim)
  • Jeff Campanella - Taco Stand Manager
  • Stephanie Carrion - Reformed Con Artist

Segment Nickname

  • Squeeze Play
  • Art Scammed (Spike TV Website)

Foreign names

  • No descansarás en paz (You will Not Rest In Peace) - Latin American dub