"Onesie & Donesie", Way to Die #396, is the first death to be featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.
Plot[]
Chet was an extremely nice and equally clumsy television salesman who could hurt himself with anything. His first product was a folding ladder that fell off because it was poorly secured. His second product was a samurai sword that he hit against a table, broke and hit him on the right side of the chest. Fortunately, Chet only needed a couple of days in bed in the hospital and was able to return to the studio to smile and sell. His third and last product was an adult-sized onesie and added that if the public ordered at that time they would receive giveaway aromatherapy candles, Chet accidentally ran his right sleeve over the flames causing the onesie to catch fire. A stage man tried to put out the flames with a fire extinguisher, but the extinguisher broke and the flames burned Chet to death, sending him to Heaven so that he could be a salesman forever and never suffer accidents.
Transcript[]
(Recap, Bittersweet Ending is playing)
Narrator: Chet was a nice enough guy, but he was his own worst enemy. In the end, the only thing Chet had to fear...was fear himself.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Jayden Visse - Chet (Lead: Intended victim)
- Brianna Delp - Woman (Uncredited)
- Danny Mokking - Stage Man (Uncredited)
- Rob Ekno - Television Shopping Host
- Pavel Bindra - Cardiac Electrophysiologyst
Trivia[]
- Two of the incidents are based on actual events that happened to TV shopping network hosts.
- The folding ladder collapse happened to Harold McCoo on the Cable Value Network in 1988, although he was unhurt.
- The broken sword happened to Shawn Leflar on The Knife Collector's Show on the Shop at Home Network in 2001.
- The third incident, the one that killed Chet, is made up, though many people burned to death after being set aflame.
- A portion of this segment is displayed at the beginning of Asphyxi-Asian.
- This is the second time the narrator makes a reference to FDR's quote from his first inauguration speech: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (The first one was Booby-Zapped.)
- In the dubs by DMAX, Rob Ekno's interview is extended.
- Chet's death is similar to that of Flaky's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episodes: "This is Your Knife", Pop's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Every Litter Bit Hurts", Cub's injury in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "As You Wish", Carly's death in Weld Done, Zach's death in Dia de Los Morons, Derek Manly's death in Poly-Ass-Turd and Myron Burns' death in Butt F***ed.
Segment Nicknames[]
- In Fail Mercial (Spike TV)
- HSNED
- Info-Death
Foreign Names[]
- Velado com Aroma [A play on "Vela com aroma" (Scented candle) and "Velado" (Mourned at a wake)] (Mourned with Aroma) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- El Mameluco Ardiente (Fiery Onesie) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Ardiente Esquijamas (Fiery Pajamas) - European Spanish dub
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