"Orspasm", Way to Die #268, is the second death to be featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap," which aired on November 2, 2010.
Plot[]
Some women go their entire lives without experiencing a deep and true orgasm. But that was not the case with Lucy, she spent most of the day trying to avoid them, even brushing her teeth could make her moan a lot. It is a rare condition called PGAD. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.
Dr. Ava Cadell: The very slightest vibrational stimulation; non-sexual, can trigger intrusive, unwanted stimulation of the clitoris. Some women actually cary an ice pack with them, to relieve, the 8,000 nerve fibers, that the clitoris has. And it's sooo difficult, cause they can't tell anyone what they have! So it is a silent epidemic.
Having 100 orgasms a day might sound like Heaven, but to Lucy, it was Hell. She scared every man she met, except Seth, that loser got a lot of sick pleasure in causing her to orgasm constantly. He tickled her with a feather duster while she was frying eggs, causing her to drop them on the floor, Seth started laughing and told Lucy that she was awesome, which annoyed her.
One of Seth's favorite tricks was to put Lucy's cell phone on vibrate, which made him laugh, but the problem was that Seth didn't know when to stop.
Lucy went upstairs with a laundry basket and Seth went too far by touching her with a vibrating muscle massager, Lucy suffered an orgasm which caused her to drop the laundry basket and hit Seth in the head, causing him to fall down the stairs, destroying his body and killing him.
Dr. Boyd Flinders: Tumbling down the stairs, can kill you. You can fall backward down the stairs, hit the back of your head, break your neck, fracture your cervical spine. Right at the base of your skull, cutting through the pertinent areas of your spinal cord, that allow you breathe and control your heartbeat. You don't breathe, your heart doesn't beat: you're dead.
Sending this sick imbecile to the Hell where he belonged and leaving Lucy horrified.
Narrator: Lucy's constant orgasms made it hard to find a mate. When it came to Seth, it was easy come... easy go.
Transcript[]
([] is playing, start with the scene of the sound of vibrating and a moaning woman)
Narrator: Some women live their whole lives without ever experiencing a full-blown, muscle-clenching, toe-curling orgasm.
(The woman is actually holding a vibrating toothbrush, which is the cause of her orgasm)
Narrator: Not Lucy. She spends most of her day trying to avoid them, Even a simple act; such as brushing her teeth, can have her flashing her o-mouth.
Lucy: OH, OH, OH! (Yellow O's appear for every sound Lucy makes)
Narrator: It's a rare condition called PGAD. Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.
(Lucy turns off the vibrating toothbrush, and puts her head down in frustration. At the end of this scene, [] starts playing, and Dr. Ava Cadell, a Sexologist, speaks over a replay)
Dr. Ava Cadell: The very slightest vibrational stimulation; non-sexual, can trigger intrusive, unwanted stimulation of the clitoris. Some women actually cary an ice pack with them, to relieve, the 8,000 nerve fibers, that the clitoris has. And it's sooo difficult, cause they can't tell anyone what they have! So it is a silent epidemic.
(Return to the main scene. [] is playing, and Lucy angrily takes the battery out of the toothbrush)
Narrator: A hundred orgasms a day might sound like Heaven. But for Lucy, it was a living Hell.
([] is playing as Lucy is frying some eggs on a pan)
Narrator: She scared off every guy she ever met. Except Seth.
(Seth tickles Lucy with a feather duster from behind, triggering her PGAD)
Lucy: (moans)
Narrator: This loser got a lot of sick pleasure by constantly pushing her O-button.
(Seth keeps tickling her and making Lucy moan and squirm around. Unfortunately for poor Lucy, she ends up dropping the pan of eggs on the floor)
Seth: You are awesome!
([] is playing, and come to a scene of Seth again)
Narrator: One of his favorite tricks; secretly setting her cell phone, on vibrate.
(Seth calls Lucy's vibrate-set cell phone, triggering her condition once more)
Lucy: (moans loudly and uncontrollably)
Seth: (laughs)
Narrator: The thing with Seth: he never knew when to stop.
([] is playing. Seth, being the relentless prick he is, plays one more trick on Lucy. He sneaks up on her with a vibrating muscle massager while she carries a basket of laundry upstairs)
Narrator: He went a step too far when he poked her with a vibrating muscle massager.
(Seth sneaks up on Lucy, then hits her the muscle massager, triggering Lucy's PGAD again)
Lucy: (drops the laundry basket, moans uncontrollably and hits Seth on the head, causing him to fall)
Narrator: It sent Lucy straight into the O-zone. And she sent Seth... on a skull-cracking trip.
(Seth rolls down the stairs while Lucy is still in her spasm. He finishes his skull-cracking trip, dead on the floor. When Lucy recovers from her spasm, she runs down the stairs, only to see Seth dead on the floor, much to her horror)
Narrator: To the dead zone.
Lucy: (screams and tries to wake up Seth)
(A CGI of a person falling down the stairs begins falling down, as [] is playing, and Dr. Boyd Flinders, a surgeon, explains Seth's death)
Dr. Boyd Flinders: Tumbling down the stairs, can kill you. You can fall backward down the stairs, hit the back of your head, break your neck, fracture your cervical spine. Right at the base of your skull, cutting through the pertinent areas of your spinal cord, that allow you breathe and control your heartbeat. You don't breathe, your heart doesn't beat: you're dead.
(Recap, [] is playing)
Narrator: Lucy's constant orgasms made it hard to find a mate. When it came to Seth, it was easy come... easy go.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Anthony DiRocco - Seth (Lead: Intended victim)
- Kelly Albano (aka Kelly Marchand) - Lucy (Lead)
- Dr. Ava Cadell - Herself (Sexologist)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)
Segment Nicknames[]
- Cluster F***ed (Spike TV / The Deathies)
- Orgasmic Overload
- No More Orgasm
- Ultimate O-gasm
- Cluster Victimized
Foreign Names[]
- Or-Espasmo (Or-Spasm) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Orpasmo (Orspasm) - Latin American Spanish dub (The Deathies)
- Demasiados Orgasmos (Too Much Orgasms) - European Spanish dub
- Ausgereizt (Maxed out) - German dub
Trivia[]
- Even though this death occurs on Christmas Eve, there is no mention of the holiday or any visible Christmas decorations in the background.
- Because of that, the creators were too lazy to add that.
- This death was Runner-Up B in the "Death During Sex" category in the Death By Request: Special episode.
- Even though Kelly Albano plays Lucy, she does not speak.
- Also called "Cluster F***ed" on the Spike TV Website and the Death By Request: Special.
- Anthony DiRocco (who portrayed Seth) also portrayed Max Beers in Work Of Fart.
Goofs[]
- Anachronism: Vibrating cell phones didn't exist in 1993.
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