Way to Die #268
Name of the death is a pun on "orgasm" and "spasm"
"Lucy's constant orgasms made it hard to find a mate. When it came to Seth, it was easy come... easy go."
Date December 24, 1993
Location Beaverton, Oregon
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Puts On a Dunce Cap"
"Hummus Among Us"
"Window Pained"

"Orspasm", Way to Die #268, is the second death to be featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap," which aired on November 2, 2010.


Lucy suffered from involuntary orgasms. She had a condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder or "PGAD" for short. Getting 100 orgasms a day might sound great, but for Lucy, it was a living hell. She got rid of the things that triggered her orgasms, and scared off all the guys she met, except for Seth, a sick, perverted, sadistic, callous bastard who enjoyed pushing her "O" button and never knew (or never cared) when to stop. One instance is when he tickled her neck with a feather duster while she was frying eggs, making her orgasm and causing her to drop the eggs on the floor; Seth is unrepentant and calls Lucy "awesome" much to her annoyance. Another one of his shenanigans was secretly setting her cell phone on vibrate and calling it, making her have yet another unpleasant feeling. One day, he poked her with a vibrating muscle massager, hoping to get another reaction from her. Instead, he got what was coming to him. The massager sent Lucy into one of her spasms. Still, in the process, she accidentally smacked Seth across the face, causing him to fall down the stairs, breaking most of his bones, including his neck, spinal cord, and finally, his skull after it made contact to the floor below the steps. As Lucy recovers, she horrifically sees Seth dead on the floor.

Cast and Interviewees

Segment Nicknames

  • Cluster F@%ked (Spike TV Website)

Foreign names

  • Ausgereizt (Maxed out) - German dub


  • Chicken Boned, also has a character named Seth.
  • Despite being on Christmas Eve, there is no mention of the holiday.


  • Anachronism: Vibrating cell phones didn't exist in 1993.
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