Pained Gun

An old lady got painted by two boys (not shown on this photo) with a paintball gun, which soon malfunctions, until one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph onto his friend, which has been killed by breaking his neck.

Way to Die #499: Pained Gun, is the fifth death featured in "Death Be Not Stupid", which aired on March 15, 2009.


On September 20, 2006, in Simi Valley, California. A pair of high-school rejected boys named Luke and Mickey film themselves (which was called Surburban Slaughter) doing drive-bys on people (including an old lady with a purse) with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, Luke shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph(320 km/h) into Mickey's larynx, which breaks his neck and kills him. Luke was horrified after killing Mickey as the previous victim starts hitting him with her purse.

"Maybe, it was a mechanical failure. Maybe, it was Karma's way out of the juvenile jerk from the planet. One thing is sure: Surburban Slaughter had a great ending."


  • Junior Sutitanom-Paintball expert.
  • Lawrence Mackett - Luke (lead)
  • Cameran Dreng - Mickey (lead: intended victim)

Segment Nickname

  • Video Violence
  • Ball Out
  • Heads Down
  • Panic Paint

Foreign names

  • Muerte Pintada (Painted Death) - Latin American dub
  • Pintura Dolorosa (Painful Paint) - Spanish dub

The two guys.