Way to Die #499
"Pained Gun"
Name of the death is a pun on "pain" and "paint gun"
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"Maybe, it was a mechanical failure. Maybe, it was Karma's way to off another juvenile jerk from the planet. One thing is sure: Suburban Slaughter had a great ending." (US Version)

"Maybe, it was a mechanical failure. Maybe, it was Nature's way of removing another idiot from the planet. One thing is for sure: Suburban Slaughter had a surprise ending." (UK Version)

Date September 20, 2006
Location Simi Valley, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Be Not Stupid"
"Ich Bin Ein Stoner"

"Pained Gun", Way to Die #499, is the fifth death featured in "Death Be Not Stupid", which aired on March 15, 2009.


Luke and Mickey, a pair of high-school rejected boys, film themselves in a web series (called Suburban Slaughter), which consists of them doing various shootings on people (including a drive-by on an old lady with a purse) with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, it shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph(or 320 km/h) into Mickey's larynx, which breaks his neck and kills him. Horrified, Luke tries to get help... only for the previous victim to catch up with him and start hitting him with her purse.

An old lady got painted by two boys (not shown on this photo) with a paintball gun, which soon malfunctions, until one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph onto his friend, which has been killed by breaking his neck.


  • Junior Sutitanom-Paintball expert.
  • Lawrence Mackett - Luke (lead)
  • Cameran Dreng - Mickey (lead: intended victim)
  • Carly Williamson - Therapist (Only In Kazakh Version)

Segment Nickname

  • Video Violence
  • Ball Out
  • Heads Down
  • Panic Paint

Foreign names

  • Muerte Pintada (Painted Death) - Latin American dub
  • Pintura Dolorosa (Painful Paint) - Spanish dub

The two guys.

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