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"Pam Caked!, Way to Die #179, is the first death featured in "Dead Wrongs", which aired on September 28, 2010.

Plot[]

Cheerleaders are described by one word: perky. When it comes to Pamela, another word comes to mind: bitch. Pamela gets jealous when a new girl named Amber joins the squad. Amber becomes the new flyer and the star quarterback's new girlfriend after he dumps Pamela for her. During the homecoming game, while Amber is atop the cheer squad's heel stretch formation, Pamela intentionally lets Amber fall. The other cheerleaders come to her aid, as the spoiled cheerleader captain gloats at Amber.

Pamela gets in the way of the banner, and is pummeled/stomped repeatedly by the football team as they run through it, their cleats puncturing her heart and breaking her ribs, killing her instantly.

Transcript[]

(London Ohio Rock is playing, the cheerleaders train their chant)

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) OKAY! GO! WILDCATS GO! GO!

Narrator: High school cheerleaders. If you can harness their energy that world could leave its lights on. Forever.

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) FIGHT! WILDCATS FIGHT! OKAY!

Narrator: With cheerleaders, the word "perky" is always close-by.

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) WILDCATS FIGHT!

Narrator: With Pamela, the Wildcats captain, a different word will pop up:

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) WILDCATS FIGHT!!!

Narrator: Bitch.

Pamela: Oh, that sucked!

(Sneaking Suspicion is playing)

Pamela: Brooke, you definitely need to go take a lap or something, because you are putting on weight.

Narrator: She was about as supportive as your local Gestapo.

Pamela: Lasie, did you even practice the moves?

Narrator: The other girls hated her and were more than happy when some competition to Pamela's rain of terror, showed up.

([] is playing)

Amber: Hi, girls!

Other Cheerleaders: Hi!

Narrator: Her name was Amber.

(Brooke handshakes Amber)

Brooke: Hi, you should definitely try part of team.

Amber: Thank you.

(Amber wants to handshake Pamela but Pamela stays her arms crossed, Funky Intro is playing)

Jenny Finn: In the team itself, there's...competitiveness among the girls, it's a really cutthroat. There's... a real...high need to be front and center, so that you're noticed, because if you're noticed, people would know you're cheerleader on campus. And that can seem as the worry on campus.

(Night, Amber is now the new member of the Wildcats cheerleaders, Baroque Death is playing)

Narrator: Amber became the squad's new flyer.

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) GO! WILDCATS GO!

(Earlier, Amber kissed the star quarterback player (#28))

Narrator: And the star quarterback's new girlfriend. After he dumped his old one:

(Pamela saw this of jealousy, the cat growls)

Narrator: Pamela.

(Back to night, the drum is played)

Narrator: It was homecoming night. The biggest game of the season.

Cheerleaders: (Chanting) WILDCATS FIGHT!!!

Narrator: Pamela was sick and tired of being out-perkied by the new girl.

(The cheerleaders lift Amber, the drum plays faster)

Narrator: If Amber wanted to fly, that's okay by Pamela. She just won't play catch.

(Pamela purposely releases her hands of Amber's foot, causes Amber to fall)

Amber: (Screams)

Cheerleader: Oh my gosh! Are you alright?

([] is playing)

Narrator: Amber went down hard. Pamela gloated. But then... a rumbling.

Pamela: That looked like it hurt.

(The drum is resumed, the footballers go through the banner and they trample Pamela, killing her to the other cheerleaders' horror)

-Footballers: (ROAR)
-Cheerleaders: (SCREAM)
-Narrator: Not as much as the combined weight of 4,000 pound footballers tearing up your body like raw turf.

(De-Coffinated is playing, CGI footballers stomp Pamela's trachea, stomping the chest, shatters the bone, punctures the spleen, causes a massive bleeding)

Dr. George Fallieras: The spleen is the organ that's...located in upper left portion of your abdomen,... and it receives a majority of the blood flow. Any sort of blood trauma to the abdomen, also the region... can...unfortunately frequently cause a splenic laceration, and the risk of that is fatal hemorrhage... exsanguination, and death.

(Recap, [] is playing)

Narrator: Pamela was as mean as her skirt was pleated.

Pamela: Did you even practice the moves?

(Night, Pamela purposely releases her hands of Amber's foot, causes Amber to fall)

Amber: (Screams)

Narrator: She lost all her cheer,

(The footballers go through the banner and they trample Pamela, killing her to the other cheerleaders' horror)

-Cheerleaders: (SCREAM)
-Narrator: and then she got... cleated.

(The cheerleaders check up on Pamela's dead body)

Cheerleaders: Oh my gosh!! Oh my gosh!! Are you okay?!

Trivia[]

  • This is one of the two deaths caused by trampling. The other one is Lady & The Trampled.
  • A similar incident has been videotaped and shown on episodes of the TruTV original series Most Shocking and Most Daring. However, the cheerleader survived being trampled without injury.
  • This is similar to the death of Korihor.
  • This death was Runner-Up B in the "Sports Death" category in the Death By Request: Special episode.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Jeer Bleeder (Spike TV)

Cast & Interviewees[]

Foreign names[]

  • Pam-queque (Word play on "Pamela" and "Panqueque") - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Pisoteada (Trampled) - Spanish dub
  • pam-nela (a pun on panela (cooking pan) pamela and nela (at her) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Von den Fußballern Zerquetscht (Squashed by the Footballers) - German dub (fake)
  • Geplättet (Flattened) - German dub (real)
  • Halamit ka Tugiwat Kuhad an Napihlan (Squashed by Stomping a Person by Teams) - Lazoran dub

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