Penis de Milo

Way to Die #911
Penis de Milo
Name of the death is a pun on Venus de Milo
Information
Date	March 28, 1993
Location	Montreal, Canada
Episode this death was featured in	Sor-Dead Affair

Penis de Milo, Way to Die #911, is the first death featured in "Sor-Dead Affair", which aired on February 29, 2012.

Plot

Marcel is a sculptor who is obsessed with his work and even neglects his wife, Natalie, in the process. One day, Marcel decides to carve a lover out of marble and Natalie leaves him after he keeps neglecting her. After finishing the statue, he carves out a crude vagina and begins to have sex with it, but passes out from exhaustion. After awakening, Marcel is suffering from priapism (When an erect penis doesn't go flaccid) and can't remove his penis from inside of the statue. Marcel tried to scream for help but no one comes to him. After an hour, he finally manages to remove his penis from the crude vagina and falls to the floor. Just as he is celebrating, the statue topples of the table and falls on top of Marcel, crushing his ribs and causing asphyxiation.

Interviewees

• Jarret Palmer
• Dr. Cat Huang-Begovic

Trivia

Way to Die #911 is the number of this emergency phone call; only in USA.