"Pimp My Death", Way to Die #257, is the sixth death featured in "Death Be a Lady Tonight", which aired on July 25, 2011.
Plot[]
Mike had a very sad secret, he hadn't had sex with anyone other than his right hand in over 3 years... and he was married. Imagine his excitement when a beautiful woman named Carmen approached him during a recent business trip, Carmen started flirting with him and asked to go to her room and Mike happily accepted. But then Carmen reveals that she is a escort and insists on $2,000 for the night, Mike was shocked to discover that and refused to paid her.
Carmen sent a message to a bodyguard and the next thing Mike knew was that Big Hank, the bodyguard, showed up to add muscle to the scam. When he arrives, she uses their confrontation as a chance to take the $2,000 from the man's wallet. Mike and Big Hank start a row. She then tries to hide in the bathroom to be able to make her getaway, only for Big Hank to shove Mike into her, causing her to fall into the edge of a marble sink and split her head open, swelling her head up, causing massive internal bleeding within her skull, killing her within minutes and sending her to Hell. Seeing that, Big Hank ran away and Mike was shocked.
Transcript[]
Narrator:
Carmen: You're so cute.
Mike: I'm not paying you.
Natasha Noriega:
Narrator: Tonight, Carmen... and Karma... were on a collision course. And met head-on...
(Big Hank shoves Mike into her, causing her to fall into the edge of a marble sink and split her head open, swelling her head up, killing her)
Narrator: in Mike's bathroom.
(Both men are shocked, Big Hank runs away from this situation)
Narrator: Mike was just a horny married guy.
Carmen: You're so cute.
Narrator: Carmen was a hooker looking to hustle a john. In the end, Mike didn't get laid, but Carmen sure got screwed!
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Lydia Sanders (AKA Isolina) - Carmen (Lead: Intended victim)
- Natasha Noriega - Escort (In the Shadows)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Segment Nicknames[]
- Curtain Call Lady (Spike TV)
- Splitting Profits
- Sink Scam Surprise
Alternative Description[]
- "A 2k-per-night high-class escort suffers a brutal fall after conning a client." (Spike TV website)
Foreign Names[]
- Enchúlame la Muerte (Pimp My Death) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Muerte chulesca (Pimped Death) - European Spanish dub
- Cafe-tão Ruim (Bad Pimp) [A play on "cafetão" (pimp) and "tão ruim" (so bad)] - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Knallhartes Vorspiel (Tough Foreplay) - German dub
- Kutunganit Eskorto (Standardized Escort) - Lazoran dub
Trivia[]
- This is the fifth and last death in which the identity of an interviewee remains anonymous.
- Ann B. Davis later died similarly.
- Carmen's death is similar to that of Toothy's death in Happy Tree Friends episode "Dunce Upon a Time".
- Many people are known to have hit their head on sink countertops. However, though most did suffer some skull damage, most actually survived, and those who didn't break their skull usually wound up with concussions.
- Similarly to Recep-Shunned and Hillary Snuffed, the death was caused by a character shoving another character into the victim.
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