Way to Die #210
"Pissed Off"
Name of the death is a pun on "pissed off"
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"It ended with Patty fading fast, not feeling up to par. He hit into the hazard and wound up taking a stroke."
Date July 3, 1992 - July 10, 1992
Location Golf River Links
Monrovia, California
& Ireland
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: A User's Manual"
"Par For The Corpse"
"Dead Mime ☺"

"Pissed Off", Way to Die #210, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death: A User's Manual", which aired on March 29, 2009.


Irishmen Patty and Nick have two passions in life: golfing and drinking, not necessarily in that order. On a vacation to the United States, they proved to be much better drinkers than golfers. When Patty hit a slice to retrieve the ball, a rat ran up his pant leg, scratched him, and peed on his leg, leaving an open wound to get infected. The Duffer's demise has already begun. A week later back in Ireland, Patty's health was declining and eventually, Patty died of leptospirosis.

"Paddy eventually calms down, and the two finish their match; but this golfer's next hole... will be six feet deep."


  • Jeff Sanday - Golf Pro
  • Dr. Greg Moran - Infectious Disease Physician


  • This segment was not to be confused with this kind of segment about ski romance. See Way to Die #90.
  • This death is based off of a golfer's real death.
  • Leptospirosis is an infection caused by bacteria of the Leptospira type, contained in rat urine.
  • The end of the story makes it the only death to take place in Ireland.
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