Way to Die #746
"Pornicated"
Name of the death is a pun on "porn" & "Fornicated"
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"Jonathan should've tossed all of his smut in the dumpster, but instead, he wound up in a grave of his own making."
Date April 19, 2010
Location Tucson, Arizona
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dead Wrongs"
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"Pornicated", way to die #746 is the sixth death to be featured on "Dead Wrongs" which aired on September 28th 2010.

Plot

Jonathan Miller was an all-around porn addict. He loved everything about it. For more than 20 years he had been collecting it. Eventually, Jonathan ran out of room in his basement, so he emptied out his wife's vanity. That was the last straw, so his long-suffering wife had left him. But that didn't even sway Jonathan's porn addiction, but it would sway his health. For days he would stay up & watch hour after hour of triple-X gold. Jonathan wouldn't do this with his wife around, but now that she's not, he was out of control. He watched porn for so long that he neglected his nutrition. Jonathan's need for food eventually overcame his want for porn. But by then, he had been confused and disorientated. The porn that he had collected were stored in boxes, crates, & touts, and he stacked them like bricks up to the sealing. This eventually became a maze for the disoriented Jonathan. He started crawling on his hands & knees, desperately trying to escape the triple-X labyrinth. But, then his fortress of porn came crumbling down right on top of Jonathan. The boxes pinned him to the ground and he wasn't strong enough to crawl out. He died of dehydration, and never saw the end of his porn maze.

Interviewees

  • Brian Zolenski: Ex-Porn Addict
  • Dr. George Fallieras - Emergency Room Physician
  • Larry Porter - Jonathan (lead: intended victim)

Trivia

  • This may be loosely based on the death of a hoarder in 1947.
  • This death takes place on the same day as Rife-Ill.

Foreign names

  • Acabar muerto (End up dead) - Latin American dub.
  • Sediento de porno (Porno-thirsty) - Spanish dub.
  • pornografado (pornographied) - brazilian dub
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