"Pornicated", way to die #746 is the sixth death to be featured on "Dead Wrongs" which aired on September 28th 2010.
Plot[]
Jonathan Miller was an elderly man with an obsession, with pornography films. For more than 20 years, he had been collecting it. Eventually, Jonathan ran out of room in his basement, so he emptied out his wife's vanity. That was the last straw, so his long-suffering wife had left him.
But that didn't even sway his porn addiction, but it would sway his health. For days, he would stay up and watch hour after hour of triple-X gold. Jonathan wouldn't do this with his wife around, but now that she's not, he was out of control. He watched porn for so long, that he neglected his nutrition.
His need for food eventually overcame his want for porn. But by then, he had been confused and disorientated. The porn that he had collected was stored in boxes, crates, and touts, and he stacked them like bricks up to the ceiling. This eventually became a maze for the disoriented Jonathan, as he started crawling on his hands and knees, desperately trying to escape.
But then, his fortress of porn came crumbling down right on top of Jonathan. The boxes pinned him to the ground and he wasn't strong enough to crawl out. He then reached the final stage of dehydration and expired, never being able to see the end of his porn maze.
Transcript[]
(Death by Riff Rock 2 is playing, an old man watches porn on his old TV)
-Whore on TV: (Moaning) Harder!! Harder!!!
-Jonathan: Oh...!
Narrator: Jonathan Miller is someone who lives, and breathes and sweats pornography.
Jonathan: This is what it's all about.
(Dreamy Dark Comedy is playing, Jonathan collects tons of porno VHS boxes)
Narrator: For years he's been stashing and stacking a pile of smut, as big as a house:
(Jonathan's house is shown from outside)
Narrator: His house.
(Mutants is playing)
Brian Zolenski: In a high times, on my porn addiction, I masturbated 12 times a day. When porn takes over your life, you getting trouble at work, on your spouse, your friends and even get viruses on your computer.
(Baroque Death is playing, Jonathan also puts his collection on his wife's vanity)
Narrator: His dirty obsession made his loving wife for 35 years so crazy,
-Jonathan's wife: Don't put your porn on my vanity. Oh, for God sake!
-Jonathan: Oh,
Narrator: But one day, she had enough.
Jonathan's wife: I'm leaving you.
(Jonathan's wife simply leaves, never comes back)
Narrator: With wifey not there to take care of him,
([] is playing)
Narrator: Jonathan started circling the drain.
-Whore on TV: (Moans)
-Narrator: He got so lost in pornville, he neglected he... hadn't drink anything. To the point where he started suffering from dehydration.
Dr. George Fallieras: Dehydration is simply loss your total body water and water is bottle for every function of every cell of your body. And most people they have intact first mechanism and to that point we were able to replenish a water supply prevent dehydration.
Jonathan: Oh...
Narrator: He became increasingly disoriented.
Jonathan: I gotta get out of here...
Dr. George Fallieras: The free word to fund stage is dehydration, a mob of dehydration, to the 5% loss in total body water. People can have a dry mouth and they feel light-headed, modern dehydration 5 to 9% loss of total body water. He'll not wope to cut to zero.
Narrator: Jonathan's condition worsen to the point where he kept losing his way. In his "maze of madness".
(Jonathan lowers, walks with his limbs (Including his arms))
Jonathan: Oh my god... Oh, I can't even walk anymore...
Narrator: The last straw came an avalanche of triple-X junk.
(Jonathan gets crushed by his collection boxes, immobilized)
Jonathan: Oh...
Narrator: Too weak to move, he reached the final stage of dehydration, and expired.
(Demonic Introduction is playing, CGI blood dehydrates, the kidneys also dehydrate, the veins turn black, causes the human to collapse to death, like Jonathan here)
Dr. George Fallieras: Severe dehydration, greater than 10% loss of total body water, which is a medical emergency, severe headache, severe nausea and blood pressure would drop, the heartrate would rise rapidly, all the organs would fail and would die from a fatal arrhythmia.
(Recap, Sneaking Suspicion is playing)
-Jonathan's wife: Don't put your porn on my vanity.
-Jonathan: Oh,
-Jonathan's wife: I'm leaving you.
-Narrator: Jonathan should've tossed all of his smut in the dumpster, but instead,
Jonathan: I gotta get out of here...
Narrator: he wound up in a grave of his own making.
(Jonathan gets crushed by his collection boxes, immobilized and dies from dehydration)
Interviewees[]
- Brian Zolenski - Ex-Porn Addict
- Dr. George Fallieras - Emergency Room Physician
- Larry Porter - Jonathan (lead: intended victim)
Trivia[]
- This may be loosely based on the death of a hoarder in 1947.
- The name of the victim may be referred to the composer of the show, Jonathan Thomas Miller.
- This death takes place on the same day as Rife-Ill.
- This is the first aired segment to be set in 2010s.
- This death is the opposite of Hydrate-dead. Instead of dehydration (loss of body water), it was overhydration (too much body water).
Segment Nicknames[]
- Hoard Knock Life
- Porn-A-Thon
- Stacked Up
- Porn-hydrated
Foreign Names[]
- Acabar Muerto (Finish Dead) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Sediento de porno (Porno-thirsty) - European Spanish dub
- Pornografado (Pornographied) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Sex und Hopp (Sex and Hopp) - German dub
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