"Pussy Whipped", Way to Die #88, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010.
Plot[]
Peter begrudgingly agrees to take care of his girlfriend Annie's pet cat, Rocky, while she is away on a business trip. Little does she know that he hates and is allergic to cats. To pass time away and dull his girlfriend's frustration, he drinks heavily, becoming more aggressive as he did so. He tries to kick the cat, misses by a mile, slips on the rug he's standing on, and he hits his head on the fireplace slab, losing consciousness in the process. Peter then rolls over and lands on the cat's water dish face-down, and drowns from breathing in the water, sending this cat abuser straight to hell.
"Finally it was time to get in the ring with Rocky. But it was hardly an even match. Cats are smart... drunks are stupid."
Transcript[]
(Introcard is shown by playing Mysterious Death, the couple taking lunch, talking)
Annie: Okay. And you know how to feed Rocky, right?
Peter: Yep.
-Narrator: Sometimes the journey to hell can start with an innocent conversation.
-Rocky: (Meows)
-Annie: ...Rocky, I talked to him, and he's excited for some mail-bonding time, 'cause he's always just been stuck the field for... I know...
-Rocky: (Meows)
-Narrator: Peter is receiving last minute instructions on taking care of his girlfriend, Annie's cat. While she goes off on the business trip.
-Rocky: (Meows)
Annie: You have to check the feces and make sure that there's no worms there.
-Rocky: (Meows)
-Narrator: Cat feces and the worms, wasn't his idea of fun week. But, he was being a good guy.
Peter: I've been take care of the cat. But you know I'm allergic.
-Narrator: Not only Peter was allergic, he secretly hated cats and everything about them.
-Rocky: (Meows)
-Annie: Okay, so, you know to feed him twice a day, and oh...
-Rocky: (Meows)
Dr. Lori Buckley: There's so many people I have profound. Who complain that their partners who are cat owners... that they treat their...cats little bit better than they treat them.
(Annie is going to the trip, takes her luggage, kisses Peter's cheek, Bad Mojo Death is playing)
-Annie: I love you. Take care of him, a good shower, boogey on the little, bye-bye Rocky.
-Narrator: A hurry peck on the cheek, a quick goodbye and a door closes, leaving Peter alone,
-Narrator: with his nemesis.
-Peter: Bye.
(Once Annie leaves, Peter glares at Rocky)
Rocky: (Meows)
Peter: Stay the hell away from me...!
Rocky: (Meows)
(Peter tosses Rocky)
Rocky: (Growls)
-Narrator: The cat's name's Rocky.
-Rocky: (Meows)
Narrator: Which was exactly how things were about to get.
Peter: (Sneezes)
-Narrator: Soon enough, Peter was a sneezing, whizzing fountain of snot.
-Peter: (Sneezes)
Peter: I hate you.
Narrator: Peter thought... if he had to suffer, he might as well crack open the bottle and getting drunk as possible.
-Narrator: But the drunker he got, the worse he felt. And the more he regretted this decision to babysit Annie's stupid cat.
-Peter: (Sneezes) Oh... god... No.
-Rocky: (Meows)
Peter: (Sneezes as he spits alcohol)
(Peter is tired, but he's about to finish his nemesis)
Narrator: Finally it was time to get in the ring with Rocky. But it was hardly an even match.
Peter: (Sneezes)
Narrator: Cats are smart...
-Narrator: drunks are stupid.
-Peter: You know what I'm saying?
-Rocky: (Meows)
-Peter: You know what I'm saying?!
Rocky: (MEOWS)
(Rocky flees from Peter's attack by kicking, Peter missed him, slips on the rug, hits his head on the fireplace slab, Angelic Killing is playing)
Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael: When somebody hits their head really hard,
(Peter then rolls over and lands on the cat's water dish face-down)
Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael: a fluid way to synth through the brain due to the impact,
(CGI human hits the head on the slab, causes the brain to bounce, lands the face on the cat's water dish, causes to drown the lungs)
Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael: then stretches the connections between brain cells and directly stuns the brain cells themselves. That's what the concussion is. If it happens to be in a small pool of water, they're out and they're not gonna recognize that they're dying.
(View of Peter drowns)
Narrator: Knocked out his face in the pet bowl, Peter's sucked in all the water and drowned. Did he learn any life lessons? Never get in a fight with a cat named Rocky.
Rocky: (Meows)
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Michael Doonan - Peter (Lead: Intended victim)
- Tobi Tommaney - Annie (Lead)
- Dr. Lori Buckley (Certified Sex Therapist)
- Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael (Neurologist)
Trivia[]
- The cat's name, Rocky is named after a fictional boxer named Rocky Balboa.
- This segment is otherwise known as Cat-astrophie.
- It is based on the death of Peter John Robinson https://www.news24.com/News24/Man-drowns-in-cat-bowl-20010815
Segment Nicknames[]
- Cat-astrophie (Spike TV)
- Me-OW!
- Cats All Folks!
Foreign Names[]
- Mascota Asesina (Killer Pet) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Por Calzonazos (For being a wimp) - European Spanish dub
- De Gatinhas [A term for being on all fours which also contains the word "gatinha" which means "female kitten"] (On his hands and knees) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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