"Rocked Out", Way to Die #307, is the fourth death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot[]
Evan was a fool rock climbing instructor who was only interested in serving beautiful girls and touched them without respect.
Casey Martin: The blayer is in charge during the climb, you're the person who is...holding up to the rope and...making sure that there's no slack in the rope. They're the person who points out rocks in handhold to the climber, to grab on to... you're the one that is making sure the climber is safe and if they get the strap and... the climber could fall and... and dying... or get hurt.
And then Terry showed up and told that he was next, Terry was a chubby guy and it was his first time, he needed Evan's attention but the stuck-up stupid guy got distracted by a girl, but then Terry slipped and the rope tightened around Evan's neck, like a hangman's rope, Evan took out a knife to cut the rope while Terry begged him not to do it but Evan only cared about his own life and cut the rope, the rope came loose and Terry fell safely on top of Evan.
Dr. Boyd Flinders: The 250 pounds person falling to enough force, almost like a ton of bricks coming down on the back of this guy's neck, right at the first in second: cervical vertebra, you can think of the spinal cord is your...cable TV network. You're having an eruption in the signal, nothing worse. A heart and lungs stop, and you die.
Killing him and sending this bastard to Hell where he belogned.
Narrator: Evan thought he was God's gift to women, and then God gave him a gift, a 250-pound, neck-breaking Terry. Say thank you, Evan. Evan?
Transcript[]
(Massive Hip Hop Sex is playing)
Narrator: Evan was a full of himself rock climbing instructor who loved to climb all over his female students.
(The female student starts climbing)
Evan: Very good, nice and easy.
Narrator: He would check out the view while helping his girl's ascend mount gymnasium, using the climbing technique called belaying.
Evan: Alright.
(The female student is very annoyed, [] is playing)
Casey Martin: The belayer is in charge during the climb, you're the person who is...holding up to the rope and...making sure that there's no slack in the rope. They're the person who points out rocks in handhold to the climber, to grab on to... you're the one that is making sure the climber is safe and if they get the strap and... the climber could fall and... and dying... or get hurt.
(The next one is a fat man, Evan's mood is changing)
Terry: I'm next.
Narrator: And then Terry showed up.
(Terry is now rock-climbing while Evan doesn't help him, Funky Intro is playing)
Narrator: Terry was a first timer and needed Evan's full attention.
Terry: Evan!
(Evan leers at a female instructor)
Narrator: Which he wasn't getting.
Evan: I'm kinda babysitting here right now.
(The other girl rolls her eyes)
Terry: (Struggling) Hurry up!
Narrator: Until Terry slipped...
(Terry slips, nearly falls to the ground, the rope wrapped around Evan's neck like a noose, [] is playing)
Narrator: The braided rope wrapped around Evan's neck, like a hanging noose.
Evan: I can't breathe!
Terry: Evan!
Narrator: Evan had a choice: strangle to death
(Evan draws a knife)
Narrator: or screw Terry.
(Evan is about to cut the rope, which is a horrible idea for life saving)
Terry: Don't cut the rope!
Narrator: He cut the rope.
Terry: NO! Don't cut the rope!! I'm gonna-
(Evan really cut the rope, but...)
Narrator: but he forgot one of the rules of climbing:
(Terry falls on Evan, crushes him)
Female Student #2: (SCREAMS)
(Terry survives the fall, gets up)
Narrator: When it's raining big fatties... get out of the way.
([] is playing, CGI climber falls on another human, crushing the head, breaking the spinal cord)
Dr. Boyd Flinders: The 250 pounds person falling to enough force, almost like a ton of bricks coming down on the back of this guy's neck, right at the first in second: cervical vertebra, you can think of the spinal cord is your...cable TV network. You're having an eruption in the signal, nothing worse. A heart and lungs stop,
(Terry leaves as Evan didn't help him)
Dr. Boyd Flinders: and you die.
(Recap, Epic Crash is playing)
Narrator: Evan thought he was God's gift to women,
Female Student #1: Well, I'm leave.
-Narrator: and then God gave him a gift,
-Terry: (Struggles)
(Terry slips, falls on Evan, crushing him)
Narrator: a 250-pound, neck-breaking Terry.
Female Student #2: (SCREAMS)
(Terry leaves with the cut rope)
Narrator: Say thank you, Evan.
(Evan, dead)
Narrator: Evan?
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Justin Price - Evan (Lead; Intended victim)
- Maxx Maulion - Terry (Lead)
- Sacha Senisch - Rock climber (Lead)
- Casey Martin - Rock Climbing Instructor
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Trivia[]
- Also called "Between A Rock and A Dead Place" on the Spike TV website.
- The Spike TV website nickname for this death is a pun on the phrase, "Between a rock and a hard place".
- This is one of the deaths where the narrator talks to the dead victim.
- This death takes place a day after Slayer Cake.
Errors[]
- In the segment, Terry falls on the right side of Evan's neck. In the CGI recreation, he instead falls right atop his skull, snapping it backwards.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Between A Rock and A Dead Place (Spike TV)
- Fallen Victim
- Give Up Rope
- Rock Wall Wreck-a-thon
- Rock Bottom
Foreign Names[]
- Avalancha (Avalanche) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Pescoção (Big Neck) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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