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"Rocked Out", Way to Die #307, is the fourth death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 24, 2011.


Evan is a rock-climber who didn't pay attention to his climbers and just attempted to seduce his female ones. When a fat beginner climber named Terry slipped, Evan wasn't paying attention. The rope wrapped around his neck like a noose and he couldn't breathe. He attempted to cut the rope, Terry warned him not to, but he still did. He fell 50 feet and landed on Evan's neck, snapping it and killing him, sending him to hell, much to the horror of the climbers.

"Evan had a choice: strangle to death or screw Terry. He cut the rope, but he forgot one of the rules of climbing. When it's raining big fatties...get out of the way."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Casey Martin - Rock Climbing Instructor
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
  • Justin Price - Evan (lead: intended victim)


  • Also called "Between A Rock and A Dead Place" on the Spike TV website.
  • The Spike TV website nickname for this death is a pun on the phrase, "Between a rock and a hard place".
  • This is one of the deaths where the narrator talks to the dead victim.

Segment Nicknames

  • Between A Rock and A Dead Place (Spike TV)
  • Fallen Victim
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