"Rub-A-Dubbed Out", Way to Die #712, is the first death featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.
Plot[]
A man was running with a bag of groceries, what was he doing?, he was late to work?, he was hungry?, he ran to feed the grandma?, knowing that a police officer was chasing him it will be easy to guess, this loser robbed a pregnant blind woman, that it's horrible, right guys?, it would be incredible if someone like that gets what he deserves, sit back and listen. He hides in a car wash to escape. Unaware that the creep was in there, the owner of the car wash runs the daily maintenance check. The creep panics and struggles to get away from the showering water. Fortunately, he slips, and his head is impaled in the back by a powerful water nozzle, producing one-thousand pounds of pressurized water inside his head until it explodes, killing him instantly and sending him to hell.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Why is this man running with a bag of groceries? Late for work? Hungry? Rushing home to feed Grandma? This loser stole them from a blind, pregnant woman. Nice huh?
Narrator: Water began to fill his cranium, until...
(The creep's head explodes)
Narrator: It's nice to see bad guys get what they deserve. The creep didn't get caught, he got hosed.
Interviewees[]
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Cardiac Electrophysiologist
Foreign names[]
- Baño Explosivo (Explosive Bath) - Latin American Spanish dub.
- Lavado de cerebro (Brain wash) - Spanish dub.
Trivia[]
- This is one of 2 deaths that happened in Oklahoma, the other being Mercury in Uranus.
- This is one of those rare deaths where the victim don't have a name.
- For some reason, the death card shows the victim's head being a lot more skinny than usual.
- This is similar to the death of Dave Champney.
- The unnamed thief who died in this segment is similar to that of Flippy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "Remains to Be Seen" and Nutty's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "Double Whammy, Part 1".
- The name of the death is mentioned in the section before the commercial break segment in Dead to Rights, when the narrator was describing what was going to happen in Hydro-Co-Done.
- When the creep gets caught on the water hose, some of the Battlespire moan can be heard.
- This is the first segment where someone is decapitated.