Way to Die #214
"Safecracked Pitch"
Name of the death is a pun on "safecracker pinball"
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"By the way, what Maury didn't manage to do, the staircase did it. The vault is open. And what's inside? Nothing. Good thing that Maury can't see that anymore".
Date May 23, 2005
Location Oakland, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dead to Rights"
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"Safecracked Pitch", Way to Die #214, is the eight and final death death featured in "Dead to Rights", which aired on February 17, 2010.

Plot

Maury is out for a walk when he sees a security vault being installed in someone's house. Later that night, Maury breaks into the house and tries to open the safe to no avail. Instead deciding to take the safe, Maury slides it outside and has to push it down several stairs. Not wanting to make any noise, Maury decides to guide the safe quietly down the steps. One slip causes the vault and him to fall down the stairs. Maury dies after the fall, because he fractured a rib and it stuck in his heart. It is later revealed that the vault was empty.

Trivia

  • Fanmade Title Card for the Death

    It is based on the 1996 death of Salamon Garcia in Huntington, New York.
  • Supposedly, it was on the Spike TV website according to user Ghost's Blackhat's Music Archives.

Foreign names

  • Panzerknacker-Pech (Safecracker pitch) - German dub
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