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"Shit Faced", Way to Die #385, is the fourth death to be featured in "Dead and Deader", which aired on February 15, 2009.

Plot[]

Why is this man standing in his bathroom doorway, holding an enema bag? A simple question with a complicated answer. Mickey is a raging alcoholic with a twist. His recent throat operation had left him unable to drink. Clarissa, his long suffering wife, has been doing her best to keep him in line, but she's no match for a life long drunk going cold turkey. That bring us back to the enema bag.

Mickey needed help with his butt-bag cocktail. At first, Clarissa resisted, but he broke her down. She rounded up a bottle of sherry and dumped it into his enema bag. The bar was now open and it’s happy hour.

Before he can get out of the bathroom, Mickey is completely hammered. Clarissa beds him down thinking he could sleep it off, but not this time. His blood alcohol level has shot up to .57 and he died from alcohol poisoning, since anything .40 and over is lethal.

Transcript[]

(Baroque Death is playing)

Narrator: Why is this man standing in his bathroom doorway, holding an enema bag? A simple question with a complicated answer. Mickey is a raging alcoholic with a twist. The recent throat operation had left him unable to drink.

(After the explanation on alcohol, Mickey lies on the bed)

Narrator: Clarissa, his long-suffering wife, has been doing her best to keep him in line, but she's no match for a lifelong drunk going cold turkey.

(Mickey has an idea, [] is playing)

Narrator: That bring us back to the enema bag.

Danielle Jagoda: Alcoholics will go to... extremely drinking, nail polish, various things just to get some sort of alcohol in their body. People will du- all sort of things.

([] is playing)

Narrator: Mickey needed help with his butt-bag cocktail.

(Clarissa denies Mickey's plan)

Narrator: At first, Clarissa resisted, but he broke her down.

(As that, Clarissa pours alcohol in the enema bag)

Narrator: She rounded up a bottle of sherry and dumped it into Mr. Squishy.

(Clarrissa turns the enema bag upside down as the tube is inserted in Mickey's rectum, [] is playing)

Mickey: Oh! It's cold...!

Narrator: The bar was now open and it’s happy hour.

Mickey: Damn, baby...! This feels weird...!

Clarissa: Is that enough? Oh!

Mickey: The whole thing...!

Clarissa: (Crying-like laughing)

Mickey: Oh, thank you... Ah...

(De-Coffinated is playing)

Jason Romero: Taking alcohol... in the rectum, um, it's very venous. There's lot of like uh, veins and certain can be absorb through the...

(CGI alcohol enters in the intestine, enters in the blood vessel, melts the vessel)

Jason Romero: intestines inside the rectum, um, it goes in the system, but it's gonna bypass the liver where it's... normally broken down. But 90% of them are broken down, when drink in the liver.

(Baroque Death is resuming, Mickey stumbles)

Clarissa: Whoa! Hold up there, cowboy! You okay?

Narrator: Before he can get out of the bathroom, Mickey is completely hammered. Clarissa beds him down thinking he could sleep it off, but not this time. His blood alcohol level has shot up to .57.

Jason Romero: Anything over... uh, .40 and up, would cause coma and death.

(Clarissa pats Mickey)

Narrator: Mickey's drinking days... are over.

(As Mickey dies from alcohol poisoning, he dies on his bed)

Cast & Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

  • It is based on the death of Michael Warner.
  • In The Kazakh Version, This Death Happened In 6 August, 1977.
  • This is the first death interviewed by Jason Romero.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Alcohol Victimized
  • Alco-Hoax

Foreign Names[]

  • Ebriedad Mortal (Mortal Drunkenness) - Latin American dub
  • Hasta el Culo (Up to the Ass) - Spanish dub

Gallery[]

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