Way to Die #116
"Shanks for the Memories"
Name of the death is a pun on "shank" (a golf shot) and "thanks for the memories"
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"With alcohol and anger  as their handicaps, it's no wonder these two wound up... in the rough."
Date June 19, 2009
Location Atlanta, Georgia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Watch"
"Lady & The Trampled"
"Gut Busted"

"Shanks for the Memories", Way to Die #116, is the sixth death featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010.


Moira, a pompous, obnoxious has-been golf star, and her husband, Josh, were a married couple, taking shots at playing golf, and at each other. They would fight and insult each other at public courses while taking swings at their putters, alienating other people. After squabbling pointlessly, Josh loses focus on where their golf cart is going, due to him also being drunk, and the cart rolls down the hill, killing the couple, until it landed...in the pit of despair.

"Oh, and by the way, you know my secretary? I've been screwing her for the past six months!"

"Ha, well you know what? So have I!"

-Josh and Moira's final argument

"Mark Twain described golf as 'a good walk ruined.' For these two, it was one long bad drive."


  • Dr. Alex Yufik - Forensic Psychologist
  • Dr. DJ Green - Trauma Surgeon

Segment Nicknames

  • Golf Coarse

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