Way to Die #522
"Signed Out"
Name of the death is a pun on "sign out"
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"Joe never saw it coming. He was blindsided by his wife, beat up by himself, and then....he signed off."
Date June 19, 2006
Location Columbus, Ohio
Episode this death
was featured in
"It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World"
"Toilet Rolled"
"Jersey Gore"

"Signed Out", Way to Die #522, is the first death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.


When Serena, the wife of a lazy man named Joseph, also known as Joe, announces that she is divorcing him, he repeatedly injures himself in order to frame her as being abusive. He starts by slapping himself in the face and slamming CD covers at his head. Serena thinks that Joe is a bit weird and asked him, "What are you doing?" She told Joe to stop and saying that he's crazy. Joe hits his face with some books, then he smashes his head with a hanging stone pig head on the fireplace. Serena told him to stop and that he was crazy. Joe then proceeds to hit his head again with a wrench, causing him to spit blood. He then smashes his hand with a piano cover and hurts his leg with a piano chair, and tells that she'll never leave him, 'till death do them part. Concerned neighbors called 911, Paramedics arrive and put him on a gurney as police confront Serena, but it rolls down a hill until it hits a rock. Joe screams in horror as he is launched off the gurney and lands on top of a curved road sign, impaling Joe through the stomach, putting an end to his screams. And with that, death do Joe and Serena part.

Cast & Interviewees

  • Matt Laumann - Paramedic Smith (lead)
  • Casey Pieretti - Joseph (lead:intended victim)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon

Segment Nickname

  • Long Day's Gurney (Spike website)
  • Impaled Divorce

Foreign names

  • Señalado (Indicated) - Spanish dub
  • Abgeschrieben (Written off) - German dub


  • Continuity / Revealing: When Joe lands on the road sign, no blood gushes out of his stomach immediately; the next shot shows the blood already on the sign, but not gushing. Also, the shot of Joe landing onto the sign is clearly played backwards.

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