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Six Feet Plunder

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"Six Feet Plunder", Way to Die #427, is the third death to be featured in "Killing Them Softly", which aired on March 9, 2011.

Plot[]

Hey guys, if you ever see a crazy guy with a shovel, hanging around a cemetery in the middle of the night, it's probably not the gardener, say hello to Doug, Doug was a grave robber, but just for that night and he came to rob his brother Jim's grave, Jim was always the favorite son and when their parents died they left all the money to Jim and when Jim died he left everything to his dog and went to Heaven.

Kent Kasper: I mean a lot of stage can really rip a family apart. At the... first who will die is trying to control his money from the grave. It causes a tremendous amount of a motional difficulty. It was some very wealthy billionaires for up about leaving the majority of their money... to charity. So that the children were not fight among themselves. The charity will get lost of it.

Doug was a jealous and greedy man who wanted some of the family's riches and came to get the expensive jewelry Jim asked to be buried with, a $30,000 watch and $100,000 in rings, one of the rings got stuck on Jim's left ring finger, so Doug ripped off the finger, took the ring and gave Jim the finger back, Doug checked to see if Jim had anything else of value and the black sheep was about to obtain some riches, but he made a grave error and Karma came to punish him, it turned out that Doug dug too close to the gravestone, the monument fell and crushed Doug, pinning him against Jim's corpse and causing him to be unable to breathe.

Dr. Boyd Flinders: The way that the monument has collapsed over, crushed his skull, his lungs will not be able to expand because he had so much pressure on his ribcage, the muscles couldn't overcome that force, allows his... lungs to expand, and he basically suffocated, he would be dead.

Killing him and sending this greedy cast-off to Hell.

Narrator: Doug was a family cast-off. But in the end, he and his brother wound up joined at the hip. And the face. And the chest.

Transcript[]

(In the cemetery..., Grave Matters is playing)

Narrator: If you happen to see a crazy looking guy carrying a shovel, prowling around the cemetery in the middle of the night, chances are he's not the gardener.

Doug: You cheap bastard...

Narrator: Say hello to Doug.

Doug: Take care of yourself, huh?

(Doug digs)

Narrator: Doug's a grave robber. But, just for tonight. And the grave he's robbing: his brother Jim's.

Doug: You son of a bitch...

Narrator: Jim was always the favorite son. And got all the money when their parents died.

Doug: Take care of yourself, huh? We'll see about that.

Narrator: When Jim died, he left it all to his dog.

Kent Kasper: I mean a lot of stage can really rip a family apart. At the... first who will die is trying to control his money from the grave. It causes a tremendous amount of a motional difficulty. It was some very wealthy billionaires for up about leaving the majority of their money... to charity. So that the children were not fight among themselves. The charity will get lost of it.

(Doug finally reach the coffin of his brother, opens)

Narrator: Doug wasn't interested in Jim,

Doug: You greedy son of a bitch...!!

Narrator: he was after all the expensive jewelry Jim requested to be buried with:

(Doug steals Jim's gold watch)

Narrator: A $30,000 watch,

Doug: Is it good?

Narrator: and 100,000 in rings.

-Doug: (Growls)
-Narrator: One of the rings was stuck...

(Doug has no choice but tears the finger)

Narrator: So, Doug just took the finger as well.

Doug: Oh, god...

(Doug takes the last ring, and tosses the finger back)

-Doug: Now, what else do you have, huh?
-Narrator: The black sheep would finally have some of the family's riches,

Doug: What else, huh!?

Narrator: but he made a grave error.

(The monument falls to the grave)

Doug: (Screams)

(The monument pins Doug to Jim and crushing him to death, [] is playing, replay)

Narrator: Doug dug too close to the headstone.

Doug: (Screams)

(Distortion Array is playing, CGI showcases the monument squeezes body's lungs, turns blue)

Dr. Boyd Flinders: The way that the monument has collapsed over, crushed his skull, his lungs will not be able to expand because he had so much pressure on his ribcage, the muscles couldn't overcome that force, allows his...lungs to expand, and he basically suffocated, he would be dead.

(Recap of Doug digs Jim's grave, Villain Death is playing)

Narrator: Doug was a family cast-off.

(Doug opens the coffin)

Narrator: But in the end, he and his brother wound up joined at the hip.

Doug: (Screams)

Narrator: And the face. And the chest.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Kevin Flood - Doug (lead: intended victim)
  • Kent Kasper - Himself (Former District Attorney)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Orthopedic Surgeon)
  • Fredey Lockaes - Jim (lead: corpse)

Trivia[]

  • The Narrator mentions Jim's dog "Sparky," who is also from the death "Doggie Styled", so it is assumed that Jim had adopted Sparky after his previous owners died.
  • Doug's death is similar to that of Giggles' death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "See You Later, Elevator".
  • This death takes place on a same day as Fecal Attraction.

Foreign Names[]

  • Saqueo Mortal (Deadly Plunder) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Botín a dos metros bajo tierra (Six Feet Under Loot) - European Spanish dub
  • Saque de Sete Palmos (Seven Feet Plunder) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Familiengrab (Family Grave) - German dub
  • Mahangan ka Sietin Mahaas (Graves at Seven Feet) - Lazoran dub

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