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"Smoked", Way to Die #343, is the third death featured in "You're Dead! LOL!", which aired on February 10, 2010.


Dickie and his friend Donnie smoke on his porch, and Donnie repeatedly asks him for cigarettes, not paying up for his own. Eventually, Dickie gets fed up, loads some cigarettes into a shotgun shell, and fires them at his friend's face once Donnie gets drunk as a practical joke. Unfortunately, the cigarettes get lodged in Donnie's face and brain, killing him.

"If his buddy wanted cigarretes, Dickie was ready to shove them down his throat."

Cast & Interviewees

  • Steve Cotroneo - Dickie (lead)
  • Unknown - Donnie (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Alex Yufik (Clinical/Forensic Psychologist)
  • Peter Leffe (Firearm Expert)


  • Donnie was wearing a "Born to be bad" shirt, which Arnold Schwarzenegger also wore in the comedy film Twins.
  • Dickie and Donnie are also the names of the two movers in Moving Violation, but with Dickie dying in that death instead of Donnie.

Segment Nickname

  • Up in Smoked
  • Smoke Offed
  • Out-Smoked
  • Dickie’s End
  • Cigarette Sucked

Donnie gets shot to death by Dickie with three cigarettes, which have been into a shotgun shell of a shotgun.