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Way to Die #819
"Sneeze Bag"
Name of the death is a pun on "sleazebag" and "sneeze"
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Melissa played stone like a pro. She set him up to knock him down. But then SHE went down. God Bless you....bitch.
Date February 23, 1989
Location Chicago, Ilinois
Episode this death
was featured in
"Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode"

"Sneeze Bag" (a.k.a. "15 Minutes of Shame"), Way to Die #819, is the first death featured in "Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode", which aired on October 31, 2011.


Melissa was working for Robert Stone, a politician. After work, Melissa invites him to stay for one drink. She slips him a roofie in his drink which drugs him and the audience finds out that she's a spy working for the opposing candidate Bumgardner. Melissa wakes up Stone after Stone wakes from his coma. The press takes pictures of Stone as if he made Melissa have a sex scandal with him. Suddenly, the flashing lights hit Melissa causing her to have the ACHOO (Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-opthalmic Outburst ) Syndrome and dies from bleeding in the heart due to the violent sneezing.



  • What happened to Robert Stone in this segment might be based on Gary Hart during his 1988 Presidential Campaign.
  • Even though the unknown actress who played Melissa is was not credited.

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