|Way to Die #586|
|Name of the death is a pun on "rock hard"|
|"Instead of showing respect to women, Patrick tried primitive. The result: he dies, the really hard Way"|
|Date||March 13, 2000|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"You're Dead! LOL!"|
"Corset Killed Him"
"Stone Hard", Way to Die #586, is a German exclusive death segment. It is the eight Death featured on "You're Dead! LOL!". The Episode first aired on February 10, 2010.
Patrick is at an art auction, harassing and hitting on all of the girls there. When he takes it too far with one girl, she slaps him, knocking him to the floor and hitting his chest. Patrick had fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive (FOP), a disorder that causes bones, muscles, and other tissues to scar. The impact with the ground caused scarred tissue in his lungs to break off and go into his heart. Patrick struggles to get up before suffering massive cardiac arrest and dying.
- Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael - Neurologist
- Steinhart (Stone Hard) - German dub