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"Stone Hard", Way to Die #586, is a German exclusive death segment. It is the eight Death featured on "You're Dead! LOL!". The Episode first aired on February 10, 2010.


Patrick was at an art auction, harassing and hitting on every woman he saw there. When he took it too far with one woman, she slapped him, knocking him to the floor and hitting his chest. He had fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP), a disorder that causes bones, muscles, and other tissues to scar. The impact with the ground caused scar tissue in his lungs to break off and go into his heart. He struggled to get up and hugged a mannequin before suffering massive cardiac arrest and dying while standing up.


  • Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael - Neurologist

Foreign Names

  • Steinhart (Stone Hard) - German dub

1000 Ways To Die -586 Stone Hard (German Version)