"Sudden Death", Way to Die #619, is the third death to be featured in "Death Be a Lady Tonight", which aired on July 25, 2011.
Plot[]
Steljis, a fantasy football fanatic, is a regular nuisance at his local sports bar. Steljis runs around the bar from TV to TV rooting for the players on his fantasy football team, annoying the other patrons. When he changes one of the TVs to another football game trying to find another of his players, he triggers a bar fight. Steljis completely ignores this as he's too absorbed into the game and instead chooses to mind his own business by going with the flow and being flexible.
Suddenly; fate steps in for Steljis when, during the fight, one of the fighters breaks a beer mug, and a shard of it flies into Steljis' neck, severing both his jugular vein and carotid artery, causing him to quickly and painfully bleed to death. Steljis’ death could have easily been avoided if he had paid more attention to his surroundings.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Steljis wasn't much of a fighter, and while the tables turned, he slipped off. He was trying to catch a few more plays, but a sports fan like Steljis should know... never take your eye off the real action.
(Death by Bells is playing)
Narrator: Steljis lived in a fantasy world where nothing matters but touchdowns, interceptions, and yards per carry, but then he got mugged by reality.
(End of Villain Death plays)
Narrator: Mark it down, Steljis, you've been sacked.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Lance Allen Kramer - Steljis (lead: intended victim)
- Vic D. Vine - Bar Fighter #1
- David Bauer - Bar Fighter #2
- John Paul Romeo - Bar Fighter #3
- Cazzey Louis Cereghino - Bar Fighter #4
- John Campbell-Mac - Bar Fighter #5
- Josh Kunshner - Fantasy Football Fanatic
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - International Pain Physician
Trivia[]
- Also called "Last Call" on the Spike TV website. Not to be confused with Blast Call. (another death that takes place at a bar)
- This segment was not to be confused with the episode.
- Moral: Never take your eye off the real action.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Last Call (Spike TV)
Foreign names[]
- Muerte Súbita (Sudden Death) - Latin American and Spanish dubs.
- Morte Súbita (Sudden Death) - Brazilian dub.
- Böser Schnitzer (Evil Carver) - German dub.
- Katunalan tundot as madulo (Breaking Through the Fanatics) - Lazoran dub.
Mark it down Steljis! You've been sacked!