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"Suffer-cated", Way to Die #820, is the third death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 24, 2011.


Floyd (portrayed by Martin De Boer) is a famous bike rider. He keeps a chamber in to relax. However, he trained so hard that his girlfriend moved out, leaving behind her dog, whose named was Lance. Lance needed some water, but Floyd wasn't going to give any of his water to drink. Not only that, he talked smack to Lance by calling him names. As Floyd, who injected steroids onto the vein of his left arm, went inside of the chamber, Lance reached for the water but accidentally turned off the oxygen in the process. 20 minutes later, Floyd woke up, gasping for air. He then knocked his own homemade chamber tank door side down in the process. As a result, he suffocated to death. Lance then gloats and drinks the rest of Floyd's water.

"As always, Lance was neglected and thirsty. If Floyd wasn't going to give him water, he'd get it himself."


  • Martin De Boer - Floyd (lead: intended victim)


  • Also called "Cheating's Edge" on the Spike TV website.
  • This is one of the few deaths that have no interviewees.
  • The names of the male lead (Floyd) and his pet dog (Lance) are likely a reference to cyclists Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong.

Segment Nicknames

  • Cheating's Edge (Spike TV)
  • Cheating Edge