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Way to Die #123
"Tali-Bombed"
Name of the death is a pun on "Taliban" and "bombed"
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"In death, Abdul and Habeeb had learned one valuable lesson about life: it's all about timing."
Date April 1, 2005
Location Patna, Iraq
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death On Arrival"
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"Tali-Bombed", Way to Die #123, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death on Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.

Plot

Two Taliban terrorists, Abdul and Habeeb, were preparing to load a suitcase full of explosives, so they could blow up a police station. While loading the suitcase, they were talking about famous people, like Miley Cyrus and Jerry Seinfeld. They set the bomb to go off at 1:45 PM (which was one hour away from the current time, 12:45 PM) Unfortunately, Daylight Savings Time took effect, so it was already 1:45. All that Abdul and Habeeb can do is to scream in horror one last time, and after a few seconds, the bomb exploded. Because Abdul was holding the bomb, the blast had a great effect on his hands, fracturing his fingers and disintegrating his arm before blowing up the rest of him and Habeeb, turning the terrorists to dust, leaving a boot that falls onto the ground, sending the two Taliban terrorists to hell.

Abdul: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

Habeeb: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"In death, Abdul and Habeeb had learned one valuable lesson about life: it's all about timing."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
  • Iyad Hajjaj - Abdul (lead: intended victim)
  • Mike Ghader - Habeeb (lead: intended victim)

Trivia

  • This death is based off of https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-38.html
  • Miley Cyrus' rise to prominence started in 2006, not in 2005.
  • This is the only death to take place in Iraq
  • The same actor who portrayed Abdul (Iyad Hajjaj), also portrayed Javez in Bull-Heavia, & Hadal in Hummus Among Us.
  • Patna is not a real city in Iraq. It is a city in India.
  • This is also one of the only two deaths focusing on the Taliban. The other is Rife-Ill.

Foreign names

  • Tali-Bomba (Tali-Bomb) Latin American and Spanish dubs

Segment Nickname

  • Bomby McBomber (Spike TV Website)
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