"Tali-Bombed", Way to Die #123, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death on Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.
Plot[]
Two Taliban terrorists, Abdul and Habeeb, were preparing to load a suitcase full of explosives, so they could blow up a police station. While loading the suitcase, they were talking about famous people, like Miley Cyrus and Jerry Seinfeld. They set the bomb to go off at 1:45 PM (which was one hour away from the current time, 12:45 PM) Unfortunately, Daylight Savings Time took effect, so it was already 1:45. All that Abdul and Habeeb can do is to scream in horror one last time, and after a few seconds, the bomb exploded. Because Habeeb was holding the bomb, the blast had a great effect on his hands, fracturing his fingers and disintegrating his arm before blowing up the rest of him and Abdul, turning the terrorists to dust, leaving a boot that falls onto the ground, sending the two Taliban terrorists to hell and saving innocent people from a terrorist attack.
"Habeeb: Daylight savings time! Abdul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Abdul and Habeeb's last and final words before their deaths.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Everybody's got to work. Including Abdul and Habeeb. The only thing that sets them apart, they're terrorists.
(2 terrorists preparing bombs)
Narrator: Today's assignment: Blow up a police station. A suitcase full of plastic explosive C4 should do the trick. Abdul and Habib are NOT suicide bombers. They are more than happy to let others fill that role. They'd rather build bombs and talk about their favorite topic: Western popular culture.
Habeeb: Seinfeld. Seinfeld.
Abdul: Ah! (Laughs)
Habeeb: Miley Cyrus (Laughs).
-Abdul: Oh... Miley Cyrus. Good.
Habeeb: Cameron Diaz?
Abdul: Cameron Diaz! Good. Good. Most, beautiful one.
Habeeb: Which one?
Abdul: Angelina Jones.
Habeeb: OH! (Laughs)
-Abdul: (Laughs)
(Both hand clap each other, Abdul shows how big her breast is; after the discussion, they complete the first step)
Narrator: They move on to the next step: connecting the explosives to a GPS timing device. Abdul checks his watch and sets it to blow up one hour later. By that time, they'll be watching the results of their dirty work on Al Jazeera.
Habeeb: Good to go.
Abdul: Good to go. (Singing Yalayala)
(2 terrorists take the weapons, they're going; but they hear the bomb beeping as they forgot something:)
Habeeb: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!
Abdul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(The bomb explodes, the terrorists' plan is over, Casket Window Death is playing)
Narrator: With daylight savings time in the effect, it was already 1:45, the time Abdul had set it to go off. It only took a few seconds for the GPS timer to connect to the satellite and reset the clock to the correct time... which was now.
(By the time set, the inside of the house is exploded)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: The primary blast, the actual explosive force that he was exposed to first, would obviously affect his hands.
(CGI showcases the C4 explosion, CGI bodie's arm disintegrates, then body, then 2 pieces fall onto the floor)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: They would fracture his fingers right before disintegrating them. His forearm would then be obliterated and pulverized. And then, as the blast wave got larger, his chest would be exposed to it and his head as well.
(Recap, Mysterious Death is playing)
Narrator: In death, Abdul and Habeeb had learned one valuable lesson about life: it's all about timing.
(Building explodes, one of terrorist's shoes falls outside)
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
- Iyad Hajjaj - Abdul (lead: intended victim)
- Mike Ghader - Habeeb (lead: intended victim)
Trivia[]
- This death is based off of https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-38.html
- Miley Cyrus' rise to prominence started in 2006, not in 2005.
- This is the only death to take place in Iraq.
- In this death, don't show the victim's dead bodies because both are disintegrated by the explosion.
- The same actor who portrayed Abdul (Iyad Hajjaj), also portrayed Havez in Bull-heavia and Hadal in Hummus Among Us.
- Patna is not a real city in Iraq. It is a city in India.
- This is also one of the only two deaths focusing on the Taliban. The other is Rife-Ill.
- This death takes place on April fool's day.
- Goof: When Abdul takes the suitcase, he takes it with his right hand, but the cut when the bomb is about to blow, he takes it with the left hand.
- Iraq actually observed DST in 1982 to 2007.
Foreign Names[]
- Tali-Bomba - (Tali-Bomb) Latin American Spanish dubs
- Terrorista as Taosanagin - (Terrorist of Disintegration) - Lazoran dub
- Ausgetickt - (Freaked Out) - German dub
Segment Nickname[]
- Bomby McBomber (Spike TV Website)
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