"Ten-Ass Anyone?", Way to Die #425, is the first death featured in "Crying Over Spilled Blood", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot[]
Mike and Matt are two tennis wannabes who idolize 70's tennis players Bjorn Borg and John McEnroe. The pair even hired their own chair umpire to look over their tennis matches. Even two girls, who like Mike even more than Matt. Much like John McEnroe, Matt had a fiery temper and would frequently insult the chair umpire for his calls. After losing the match to Mike, Matt breaks his wooden racket and takes the handle prepared to stab and kill the chair umpire. However, the chair umpire leaves the chair which causes it to topple over as Matt climbs it, who can only yell out that he's going to kill the umpire. The fall causes the racket's handle to impale Matt in the rectum, causing massive internal bleeding and the leakage of stool into the pelvis killing him.
Transcript[]
Interviewees[]
- Elliot Law - Professional Tennis Player (Only in German version)
- Dr. Jeffrey Baker - Colorectal Surgeon
- Enriko Tethadre - Mike (lead)
- Braddie Lozdgo - Matt (lead: intended victim)
- Clay Van Sickle - Unnamed Umpire (lead)
Segment Nicknames[]
- US Wide Open (Spike TV)
- Treacherous Tennis
Trivia[]
Clay Van Sickle (Unnamed Umpire), also portrayed Murph from S*** Canned and Harold from Sumowed.
Foreign Names[]
- Raquetazo Final (Final Racket) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Cabreo Mortal (Mortal Anger) - Spanish dub
- Spiel, Satz und Tod (Game, Set and Death) - German dub
- Kunamiwat ka Tenis Tumanakahani (Anger Issues for Tennis Justification) - Lazoran dub
- Wybicie w odbycie (Rectal Drift) - Polish voice-over