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"That's A Morte!", Way to Die #450, is the second death featured in "Today's Special: Death", which aired on August 1, 2011.

Plot

An Italian statesman suspects his wife, Caterina, of being unfaithful and puts her in a chastity belt to keep other men away from her. Unbeknownst to the husband, his suspicions are proven right. One of Caterina's lovers comes up with a plan to slip off the chastity belt by soaking her in a tub of oil and water. The belt comes off and the two have sex. This process is repeated for several days, causing scratches on Caterina's skin from the rust, which causes her to develop Tetanus or "Rust Poisoning".

"But when her horny hubby came back, he discovered Caterina was a little... rusty."

Right when her husband returns from his business trip, Caterina's Tetanus reaches it's final stage and she expires right then and there.

Just another reason why lock picks were invented.

Transcript

(A "affair" couple get close to each other)

Narrator: In the 1500s, Italy was no different been today.

(They kiss)

Narrator: Man and woman got married, swore the turnal devotion, and then cheating on each other.

(Suddenly, the door is heard, the woman checks outside the room to see who's coming)

Man: Che cos 'era questo? (What was that?)

Narrator: Today's 2 timing puttana (Whore in Italian), Caterina.

Caterina: È mio marito! (It's my husband!)

(The man tries to hide)

Caterina: Fretta! (Hurry!)

(Caterina's husband enters the room, while the cheating man hides outside of the window)

Narrator: Her cooccurred husband knew something was going on.

Caterina's husband: Caterina! Uste vicci! (That stench!) (Gasps) Du craiento sa riquesta! (You make me a fool!)

(Caterina's husband searches something so she won't be cheated again)

Narrator: So when he had to go on the long business trip, he locked up her... grilletto (Vagina in Italian) in the chastity belt. Didn't wanna get VD... again.

Caterina: No, prego! No, prego! (No, please! No, please!)

(Caterina's husband locks up Caterina's vagina)

Jason Sarrow: The chastity belt would have been warned as a means by which to keep a male or female chased. And it pretty much active as a diaper all around the body, to project the genital area. Also they would designed for women that could urinate and they could err... have a mention cycle.

(Later... the cheater comes back)

Narrator: With Javi away, the wife will play.

Caterina: No, no, no, no, no, no... impossibile. (it's impossible.)

(Caterina shows the belt to the man why she can't have love right now)

Narrator: But her lover found cat's kitty was underlocked.

Cheater: So come toglierlo. (I know how to get that off.)

(The cheater finds something to unlock the belt: a knife)

Narrator: And he had a key.

Cheater: Se firma. (Don't be afraid.)

(The cheater stabs the padlock, but can't unlock)

Narrator: The knife almost killed her. Time for plan B.

(The cheater pours the tub of oil and water)

Narrator: A combination of olive oil and water allowed the wensh to slide out of the chastity belt.

(The chastity belt is finally removed, ready to make out)

Narrator: And her lover to slide right in.

(Next few weeks, make out again)

Narrator: The next few weeks, the cheaters went addict like conigli (Rabbit in Italian).

(The cheater gets out of the window, later...)

Caterina's husband: Caterina, welda sono tornato! (my love, I'm back!)

Narrator: But when her horny hubby came back...

Caterina's husband: Halovi, no sefiricheme? (What is the matter?)

Narrator: He discovered... Caterina, was a little rusty.

(Caterina shows him that belt became rusty)

Caterina's husband: Che diavolo è quello? (What the hell is that?)

(Caterina falls to the bed, dies, drops the flower that her husband brought, the CGI recap is shown with the belt)

Drew Badger: Water causes metal to rust. So everytime this woman suit the chastity belt long enough...

(The purple germs appear)

Drew Badger: she may contact with the rusty edges.

(The back bones electrocutes)

Drew Badger: After contact with this rusty belt, the sea tetanize port revort to penetrate the skin,

(Then electrocutes the uvula with the bacteria stuck at the thing)

Drew Badger: They produce the poden toxin, tetanus phasmen, which also mentally...

(The human's throat contracts while breathing)

Drew Badger: led to loss of motornogue control. She experienced muscles fast as let the larynx contract and then ultimately turned out.

(The CGI human strangled, died; Caterina's husband enters the room, while the cheating man hides outside of the window)

Narrator: There's a lesson here:

Caterina's husband: Du craiento sa riquesta! (You make me a fool!)

(The cheater pours the tub of oil and water)

Narrator: whether it's the 14th century or the 21st...

(The chastity belt is finally removed, ready to make out)

Narrator: infidelity can get pretty messy.

Caterina's husband: Caterina, welda sono a nido! (my love, I am home!)

Narrator: Caterina couldn't keep her legs shut.

Caterina's husband: Che diavolo è quello? (What the hell is that?)

Narrator: And now her mouth is... forever.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Nadia Lanfranconi - Caterina (lead: intended victim)
  • Jason Sarrow - Chasity Belt Expert
  • Drew Badger - Toxicologist

Alternative Description

  • "A woman in renaissance Italy wears a chastity belt as part of a ruse to deceive her husband, but dies of a bacterial infection from the rust" (Spike TV website)

Alternative Name

  • "Lust Poisoning" (Spike TV website)

Trivia

  • Also called "Lust Poisoning" on the Spike TV website.
  • This death took place in July 25, 1580 instead of June in the German version.
  • Goof: The narrator says 14th century (1301-1400) but 1580 is actually 16th century.
  • There are 3 Italian words notified through the segment:1) Puttana= Whore. 2) Grilletto= Vagina. and 3) Conigli= Rabbits.
  • The Italian word "Morte" in the death title translates as "death".
  • Caterina's husband, says that her actions make him look like a fool, but he really is a fool since Caterina would have died of tetanus even without having a lover since that type of metal chastity belt should not be worn for a long time because it rusts with bodily fluids.

Foreign names

  • Que Morte! (What a Morte!) - Latin American dub
  • isso é a morte (that's a morte) - Brazilian dub
  • Oxidada (Rusted) - Spanish dub
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    Wer betrügt, der rostet (Who is cheating, you rust) - German dub
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