Way to Die #322
"The Chokes On You"
Name of the death is a pun on "the joke's on you" and "choke"
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"It's funny for people what they do for love. Well, not that funny."
Date June 21, 2002
Location Nashville, Tennessee
Episode this death
was featured in
"Come On, Get Deathy"
"Bad Assid"

"The Chokes On You", Way to Die #322, is the second death featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.


A dwarf named Ramone dates an abusive lover named Doris who wants him to make money. Ramone tries to practice for a musical stand-up comedy act, but he is not funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of Doris, she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse, causing his harmonica to go down his throat and choke him to death while Doris laughs, thinking his choking is part of the act. Before she finally realizes he's actually choking, it's too late.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Samantha Sergeant - Doris (lead)
  • Dr. Steven Burstein  - Himself (Cardiologist)
  • Jason Shannon "Wee Man" Acuna- Ramone(Intended Victim)

Note: Jason Acuna, better known as "Wee Man" of "Jackass" fame, appears in this segment as Ramone, the intended victim.


  • This is the second death in which the antagonist gets away unscathed.

Segment Nicknames

  • Harmoni-Can't (Spike TV)

Foreign names

  • Metete con alguien de tu tamaño (Pick on someone your own size) - Latin American dub
  • Esta va por ti (This one is for you) - Spanish dub
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