"Therm-assed", Way to Die #548: is the seventh and last death featured in "Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode", which aired October 31, 2011.
Plot[]
Michelle was a miserable teenager who was forced by her parents to get back on track at a religious camp, she was in a group with a boy and two girls who liked to sing songs about God with a guitar around a campfire and they believed that that was a good way to see God, but Michelle was bored, she decided to brighten up the night and put several milligrams of ecstasy in dinner without her brothers and sisters knowing.
Oscar Rey: There are hundreds of Christian camps that minister to thousands of youth every summer. Some of these youth have already accepted the truth, but some need direction in their lives. By attending camp, we could give'em that help, by reinducing them to the blessings of the Lord.
When it was time for dinner, the holy campers thanked the Lord for dinner and Michelle was anxious for the drug to take effect, night fell and in a short time the moment that Michelle was waiting for arrived, the drug took effect and the happy campers went from little angels of God to beasts in heat, Michelle sat down to watch while her companions were doing crazy things, they took off the shirt, the boy and one girl started kissing and the other girl took the guitar and pretended that she was a rocker, then she hit it against the campfire and the hit made Michelle inhale smoke by accident, her companion apologized and Michelle took a thermos and drank water to clear her throat, but Michelle did not know that they had brought the thermos with boiling water a short time ago that night, she couldn't breathe, fainted and fell on a tent.
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When the girl was disinhibited by the drug she was on... and she took the swig of the boiling water, her natural response to spit it out wasn't present, and she caused burns in the back of throat to epiglottis. This epiglottis, which normally covers up the airway during swallowing, swelled up and block the airway. She would've passed out within 5 to 15 seconds. Death would have been certainly in minutes, as there was no oxygen getting to her brain.
Killing her and making her know God in person who condemned this sinful girl to Infernum, then her companions returned to normal, checked her and prayed for her.
Narrator: Michelle thought she could play a little joke on her religious friends. But, just as they were all about to see God, Michelle went to meet him... personally.
Transcript[]
Campers: (Singing) Amaaaziiing grace...
Narrator: There's a lot of ways to try and see God.
-Campers: (Singing) That saaaved... a wreeetch
-Narrator: You can sit on a campfire and sing his praises...
Campers: (Singing) like meeeeee......
(The singing tape stops as the camera turns to Michelle, bored)
Narrator: But that didn't cut it for Michelle.
([] is playing)
Male Camper: Any requests?
Michelle: Y'know any Marilyn Manson?
Narrator: Forced by her parents to get good with God. At a religious camping trip.
(The male camper has a request, the female campers agree)
Female Camper #2: Yeah!
Narrator: She found another way to get through the night:
(While the campers find something outside the campfire, Michelle opens storage bag)
Narrator: A little... chemical enhancement.
Oscar Rey: There are hundreds of Christian camps that minister to thousands of youth every summer. Some of these youth have already accepted the truth, but some need direction in their lives. By attending camp, we could give'em that help, by reinducing them to the blessings of the Lord.
(Grave Matters is playing, while the campers find some branches, Michelle puts more canned meal in the pot, mixing with powders of ecstasy)
Narrator: Tonight, Michelle decided she was gonna share with her brothers and sisters by spiking dinner with several milligrams of ecstasy.
Male Camper: Dear Lord, thank you so much for this food, amen.
Female Campers: Amen.
Michelle: Amen.
(Later, night, they start feeling the ecstasy)
Male Camper: I feel amazing!
Female Camper #1: I love you guys!
Male Camper: I love you too!
Michelle: (Laughs)
(The female campers start touch the male camper's shoulders sensually)
Narrator: It didn't take long for these happy campers to go from holy rollers...
Male Camper: Hah!
(The 2nd female camper undresses her upper clothes, Lubrifunkification is playing)
Narrator: to horndogs.
(So does the blonde female camper)
Male Camper: Yeaheheheh!
Female Campers: (Laugh)
(The campers are making out)
-Female Camper #2: I'm a rockstar!
-Narrator: Michelle sat back to enjoy the show...
(The 2nd female camper takes the guitar)
Female Camper #2: Rockstar!
(Silly Dance of Death's Clown is playing)
Female Camper #2: Rockstar! I'm a rock...
(The 2nd female camper smashes the guitar on the campfire)
Female Camper #2: star!
([] is playing)
-Michelle: (Coughs)
-Female Camper #1: Oh, God!
Narrator: but she suddenly got a little choked up.
Michelle: (Coughs)
Female Camper #2: (Laughing) I'm sorry.
(Michelle finds a Thermos nearby, drinks water to prevent the throat burn)
Narrator: After inhaling the soot from the fire, Michelle grabbed a Thermos to clear her throat.
(But Michelle's throat's situation worsen)
Michelle: (Coughs)
Narrator: It didn't go down too well.
Michelle: (Chokes)
Narrator: What Michelle didn't know...
(Flashback of the male camper boils the water and pours it in the Thermos)
Narrator: was that boiling water had been poured into the thermos...
(Back to Michelle choking on the boiled water)
Narrator: earlier in the night.
Michelle: (Coughs and chokes)
(Michelle falls onto the tent, dies; Replay of Michelle puts the ecstasy powder in the pot)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When the girl was disinhibited by the drug she was on...
(CGI shows the human drinking the boiling water from the thermos, after drinking it, the water burns the throat, impossible to breathe, dies)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: and she took the swig of the boiling water, her natural response to spit it out wasn't present, and she caused burns in the back of throat to epiglottis. This epiglottis, which normally covers up the airway during swallowing, swelled up and block the airway. She would've passed out within 5 to 15 seconds. Death would have been certainly in minutes,
(The cut fades to Michelle's corpse)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: as there was no oxygen getting to her brain.
(Recap of Michelle putting ecstasy powder in the pot, Music Box Death is playing)
Narrator: Michelle thought she could play a little joke on her religious friends.
Michelle: Amen.
(Night, the campers feel the ecstasy)
-Narrator: But, just as they were all about to see God, -Male Camper: Yeaheheheh!
Female Camper #2: I... am a rock...
(The 2nd female camper smashes the guitar on the campfire)
Female Camper #2: star!
Michelle: (Coughs)
-Female Camper #1: Oh, God! -Narrator: Michelle went to meet him...
(The campers check Michelle's corpse)
Female Camper #1: Let's pray.
Narrator: personally.
(The deathcard is shown before the deathcard theme starts)
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Larissa Lynch - Michelle (Lead; Intended victim)
- Oscar Rey - Himself (Christian Camp Counselor)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Himself (Interventional Pain Physician)
Segment Nickname[]
- The Big Swig (Spike TV website)
- Swig Attack
- Killer Swig
Trivia[]
- Wang Yahui died the same way.
- An eight year old girl died the same way.
- Just like Par-gore, the ending screen has a zoomed in picture.
- This death also takes place 8 years listing after Esomeprazole, Lopinavir/ritonavir, Linezolid and Lopinavir, 7 Listed years after Anakinra, Alemtuzumab, Ertapenem and Imatinib.
Foreign Names[]
- Con un nudo en la garganta (With a knot on the throat) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Enfumaçada (Smoked) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Kosa z termosa (Scythe from a Thermos) - Polish dub
- Tamung tirakinahan (Heated Throat) - Lazoran dub
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