"Titty Titty Bang Bang", Way to Die #948, is the first death to be featured in "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009, and the tenth and final death to be featured in the Death By Request: Special episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot[]
Connie was in a funk, the acting career that she had dreamed of failed, her best performance until that moment had been pretending to be awake at her temp job. Desperate for a change, she decided to sell out, her plan: Become a stripper. All she needed was for her girls to be bigger.
Dr. Max Lefheldt: Motivations that drive young ladies to have extraordinary large breast implants stems from often a desire to feel accepted. Which does inspire a lot of young ladies to overly enhance their physique.
Connie searched the internet for the cheapest breast augmentation surgery she could afford in San Diego, she found it. Connie went to the clinic and the plastic surgeon told her to just tell him what she wanted, Connie tells him that she wants stripper boobs, that she wants them to be melons, gazongas, a madness, she tells the plastic surgeon that she doesn't want to see her feet and asks him to be as big as he can, to which the plastic surgeon tells her that her wish is his command. That quack would do anything he was asked to do as long as he was paid in cash, the surgeon promises to give Connie the biggest tits in all of Southern California, he anesthetizes her and performs the surgery. But without Connie knowing it, her plastic surgeon used sub-standard implants, barely one step above water balloons, they shouldn't end up inside a woman's chest, but in the end, Connie got the huge breasts she wanted.
Two weeks later, Connie boards a plane to Las Vegas, she was a new woman, her girls were as big as they wanted and she was ready to be a stripper. To go along with her big breasts, she had her hair and makeup done and she even wore a mini-skirted blouse tight enough to expose her chest and show her nipples poking through. Every woman on the plane grew jealous of her massive lumps and one woman snapped her father out of staring Connie down. Plus, one man sat behind Connie, put her arm holder down and grazed her breast. She enjoyed all the attention she attracted and she felt confident in her newfound sexiness and the new life her boobs would give her.
When the plane took off, Connie's chest started to feel strange because it turns out that she got what she paid for while her stomach starts to gurgle due to gas.
Dr. Steven Kim: Certain gases actually have a lower density than other gases, and so some gases actually expand up to a greater amount and to apply greater pressure as the altitude changes.
As the balloons get bigger and the compression gets higher, Connie starts screaming. A man accuses her of having an explosive devices in her breasts, but she said that it's only her boobs. Then, after a little bit, everyone starts screaming in terror and a woman points at Connie's chest. The bigger her chest grew, the more her blouse stretched and nipples grew. The stewardesses tried to help her out while calming the passengers down, but there was nothing they could do. And when the plane hit 20,000 feet... Connie's breasts finally explode like balloons. Blood and breast matter spew onto the walls, seats. And people's faces and bodies, whether they tried to avoid the blast or not. Connie sits on her seat in an upright position, lifeless and covered in blood thus giving her an express ticket to Heaven. The passengers are visibly traumatized by this experience as they stare at Connie's corpse.
Dr. Max Lefheldt: A young lady getting on an airplane with extremely large implants. She's going to be exposed to a lower atmosphere pressure, which could lead to failure and catastrophic outcome.
Narrator: Connie thought bigger boobs would give her a lease on life. Too bad death stepped in...and popped her balloons.
Transcript[]
(Tom Foolery Death is playing)
Narrator: Connie was in a funk. The acting career she imagined hadn't panned out. Her best performance so far was pretending to be awake at her temp job. Desperate for a change, she was ready to sell out. Her plan: Become a stripper. She lacked only one- make that two things to get going.
Dr. Max Lefheldt: Motivations that drive young ladies to have extraordinary large breast implants stems from often a desire to feel accepted. Which does inspire a lot of young ladies to overly enhance their physique.
Narrator: Connie searched the internet for the cheapest boob job she could afford. She found it.
Plastic Surgeon: Okay. Just tell me what it is that you want.
Connie: I want stripper boobs. Okay? I want melons. I want gazongas. Bonkers. I don't want to see my feet! Just the biggest you can make them.
Plastic Surgeon: Your wish is my command.
Connie: Okay.
Plastic Surgeon: Okay?
Narrator: This quack would do anything as long as you paid cash.
Plastic Surgeon: I promise to give you the biggest tatas in all of Southern California.
Connie: Okay!
Plastic Surgeon: Now let's cut this bimbo open.
Two weeks later
Narrator: Two weeks later, Connie boarded a flight to Vegas a new woman. As she took her seat, she couldn't help but notice all the double takes on her "double Ds".
Young Woman: (to her father) Dad!
Man 1: Sorry.
Connie: (to the man next to her) Hi.
Man 2: Hi.
Man 3: Ma'am, you mind if I put your arm rest down?
Connie: Thanks.
Man 3: Anytime.
Narrator: The plane took off, and Connie could feel it. Her luck was changing. What she really felt was the stirring of air bubbles and other gases trapped in her new knockers. Turns out she got what she paid for. Her plastic surgeon had used sub-standard implants barely one step above water balloons. They had no business winding up inside a woman's chest.
Dr. Steven Kim: Certain gases actually have a lower density than other gases, and so some gases actually expand up to a greater amount and to apply greater pressure as the altitude changes.
Narrator: As the plane climbed out, the gurgling noise grew louder.
Connie: Oh my god. Ah! Oh my god!
Narrator: Her lovely lady-lumps started expanding at an alarming rate.
Connie: No! It's just my boobs! They're implants!
Narrator: They grew to ridiculous proportions.
Connie: (screams)
Man 4: That stripper's got a bomb in her chest!
Flight Attendant: Calm down! Calm down!
Man 4: We're going to die!
Connie: (screams)
Narrator: When the plane hit 20,000 feet...
(Sword Fight Death is playing)
Connie: (Final, blood curdling scream)
Various Passengers: (screams of horror)
(What goes up is playing)
Dr. Max Lefheldt: A young lady getting on an airplane with extremely large implants. She's going to be exposed to a lower atmosphere pressure, which could lead to failure and catastrophic outcome.
Narrator: Connie thought bigger boobs would give her a lease on life. Too bad death stepped in...and popped her balloons.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Audrey Tommassini - Connie (lead: intended victim)
- Abhi Trivedi - Plastic Surgeon (lead)
- Ryn Harrison - Flight Attendant (lead)
- Trevor Algatt - Screaming Male Victim (lead)
- Dr. Max Lehfeldt - Himself (Plastic Surgeon)
- Dr. Steven Kim - Himself (Biochemist)
Alternate Names/Nicknames[]
- Breast, Expand, Explode
- Terror at 20,000 Ft.
- Tits on a Plane
- Explosive Titties
- Bad Explosions (Spike TV)
- Quan-titty
- Breast Day Ever
- Exploding Boobs
Real Life Event[]
The sketch is based on an incident that involved a Russian woman named Irina D (she did not share her last name) after she had a boob job. Her breast implants ruptured at a Californian airport after the flight. Luckily she survived.
Trivia[]
- This is Audrey Tommassini's first acting role.
- Also called "Bad Explosions" on the Spike TV website.
- Connie's name may be based on Connie Culp.
- This death scene is awarded the "Deathiest Death" in the Death By Request: Special episode, and is considered a "fan favorite", as said by the narrator in the same episode.
- Viewed over 7 million times on YouTube, this is the most popular death on 1,000 Ways to Die and on the now-defunct Spike website. Lots of people have re-uploaded this death on YouTube.
- Titty Titty Bang Bang is well known to fans of breast expansion, a fetish that revolves around a woman's breasts growing within an immediate period of time.
- When passengers thought Connie's breasts were bombs, she told them "No, it's just my boobs! They're implants!"
- After the explosion, everyone was covered in Connie's blood. However, a closer examination shows that her hair and eyes remain bloodless.
- The Discovery Channel series MythBusters examined the urban legend in 2003 and found that there was negligible expansion of breast implants at atmospheric pressure equivalent to flying at 35,000 feet. Further reducing the pressure, the conditions would be lethal to humans through lack of oxygen long before implants ruptured.
- It is the first death of season 2.
- Although it never explained how she died, it is possible that the chunk of meat that flew onto a passenger's face could've been her heart. Either that, or it was from blood loss.
- If viewers watched this show, who wouldn't know this death?
- This death was #5 in WatchMojo's "Top 10 1000 Ways to Die Deaths."
- This death is twice as long as the other segments of the show, like Apocalypse Harley.
- At 4 minutes and 6 seconds, this is the longest segment of the whole series.
- This death takes place on the same day as Bibli-killed and Info-Pain-Ment.
- This death has the most witnesses, since it takes place in a plane heading to Vegas.
- This is the first death to feature the new intro and outro theme, used in all of the modern 1000 Ways episodes.
- The German dub cuts out the moment where chunks of blood and meat lands on passengers' faces.
- Also, just like with Broke-Back Cowboy, the title is in English.
- Also, just like Half-Offed, this death has the victim screaming and looking down.
- In the Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs of "The Deathies", they've used the original name in English of this death, even through its name was translated in both dubs in the original episode featuring that death.
Foreign Names[]
- Senos Explosivos (Explosive Breasts) / Titty Titty Bang Bang (The Deathies version) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Delantera Explosiva (Explosive Front) / Titty Titty Bang Bang (The Deathies version) - European Spanish dub
- Peitinho, Peitão, Tchau Tchau (Little Boob, Big Boob, Bye Bye) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Deimplantacja eksplozyjna (Explosive Deimplantation) - Polish voice-over (old)
- Z młodej piersi się wyrwało (From the Young Breast It Broke Out) - Polish voice-over (new)
- Miałam ci ja cycki dwa (I Had You Two Boobs) - Polish voice-over (The Deathies)
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