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"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 34.

Originally aired December 8, 2010.

Title reference: Half the deaths featured on this episode are food-related.

"Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out."

-- This is the Original Episode --

Lawn of the Dead[]

Way to Die #129

On May 5, 1978, in Allentown, PA. In the 1970s, a man dies during a barbecue when he gets distracted by a woman flashing her breasts after he threw a lawn dart into the air, which later falls through his skull, piercing his brain, and coming out the bridge of his nose.

Alt names - Death By '70s

Note: Comedian Charlie Murphy guest stars in this segment, providing commentary on '70s culture.

Tongue Died[]

Way to Die #438

On September 4, 2008, Detroit, MI. During the 2008 recession/housing crisis, a scavenger stealing metal from foreclosed homes and sells them for scrap is caught by an obese police officer and is chased. He succeeds in escaping the police officer but ends up falling into an open manhole (the lid of which was stolen by the scavenger earlier in the segment). The impact of the fall causes the man to bite off his tongue (which remains above ground) and break his neck, asphyxiating him.

Alt names - Metalhead

Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Messy Metalhead".

Tube Snaked[]

Way to Die #119

On August 19, 2005, in Topeka, KS. An underwear-clad groupie throws out her struggling musician boyfriend after his record deal falls through and tosses out his clothes, his demo CDs, and his electric guitar. As the man drives away, the woman keeps her boyfriend's pet boa constrictor that almost strangles her to death. The woman successfully escapes its clutches, throws the boa on the grass, and goes back in the house to get drunk. The boa constrictor slithers back through a pipe on the side of the house used in expelling carbon monoxide. The constrictor gets stuck inside, causing a back-up of carbon monoxide, which kills the groupie, who mistakes her carbon monoxide poisoning for alcohol intoxication.

Alt names - Pipe Snake

R.I.P.-PED[]

Way to Die #673

On October 3, 2004, in Tarzana, CA. A 70-year-old man obsessed with body building relies on not only his exercise equipment, but his juicer to build and maintain his muscles. After years of overworking his juicer, the juicer stops, overheats, and explodes, sending the juicer's blade into his carotid artery.

Alt names - Juiced

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

Mary-nated[]

Way to Die #145

On March 5, 1908, in Long Island City, NY. A couple who is oblivious to her notorious past and her disease hire Mary Mallon (a.k.a. Typhoid Mary) as their cook and die from typhoid fever four weeks later.

Alt names - The Mary Mallon Story

Gooed Riddance[]

Way to Die #802

On November 21, 2009, in Chicago, IL. When a group of women have a reunion they promised to have 10 years ago (one of which has become a mean girl and wants nothing to do with her childish friends anymore), they play the game Chubby Bunny. The more mature one, who wins just as before, later chokes when the marshmallows melt in her mouth and clog her trachea.

Alt names - Gag Reflex

De-Throned[]

Way to Die #259

On April 23, 2002, in Las Vegas, NV. A misogynistic biker forces a bar maid to be his personal housekeeper so she can pay off a gambling debt. During her time, he intentionally makes messes for her to clean up, one of which is cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline in the living room. The maid cleans up the gasoline by sopping it up in a rag, wringing it out in a bucket, and pouring the gasoline in the toilet, but doesn't flush. The biker comes home, throws down his beer can, and goes to the bathroom. As the biker is on the toilet, he smokes a cigarette and tosses it between his legs into the bowl. The methane gas from his flatulence gets ignited by the cigarette and the toilet blows up, rupturing the biker's pelvic arteries and causing him to bleed to death, much to the relief and happiness of the maid.

Alt names - Bowel-ed Over

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

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Episodes
Season 1
Life Will Kill You - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths - Unforced Errors - Death Over Easy - Dead and Deader - Death Gets Busy - The Lighter Side of Death - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead - Death Be Not Stupid - Cure for the Common Death, Part I - Death: A User's Manual - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
Season 2
Death On Arrival - Death Bites! - Up With Death - Putting a Happy Face on Death - Bringing in the Dead - Gratefully Dead - Come On, Get Deathy - Death Watch - Waking Up Dead - You're Dead! LOL! - Dead to Rights - Dead on Dead
Season 3
Death On A Stick - Putting A Smiley Face On Death - Stupid is as Stupid Dies - Dead Wrongs - Fatal Distractions - The End is Weird - Hurry Up and Die - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap - Young, Dumb, and Full of Death - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death - Cure for the Common Death, Part II - Sudden Death - Dying to Tell the Story - If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 4
The One About Dumb People Dying - Getting A Rise From The Dead - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death - Grave Errors - Killing Them Softly - Better Them Than Us - Dead Before They Know It - Stupid Is As Death Does - That's "Mister Death" To You - Death, The New Black - Death Be a Lady Tonight - Today's Special: Death - Eat, Pray, Die - Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead - Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever - Death: One Size Fits All
Season 5
The Deathies - Deadliest Kitsch - Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode - Dirt Nap - Death Takes A Vacation - Wild Wild Death - Death Penalties - Die-abestic - Star Death: The Last Generation - Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" - Sor-Dead Affair - Locked and Low Dead
Season 6
Enter the Ferret - Think Globally, Die Locally - Tweets From the Dead - A New App Called Death - Death Certificates - Crying Over Spilled Blood - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World - Death, The Final Frontier
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