|Way to Die #521|
|Name of the death is a pun on "toilet roll"|
|"Norton worked hard, and drank even harder. Combining the two left him feeling...... a little flat!"|
|Date||August 5, 2006|
|Episode this death
was featured in
|"Waking Up Dead"|
"Toilet Rolled", Way to Die #521, is the second death to be featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.
Around the world, one in 25 deaths are cause by alcohol consumption. If you wanna know how or why, Norton is a good place to start. Of the 70 million alcoholics in the US, half are just like Norton, functioning and able to hold out steady jobs. Being a privately contracted steamroller operator meant Norton was his own boss, and the boss encouraged drinking on the job. He was yelling stuff like "Look out, coming through!", "Flat, Flat, Flat!", and "Makin' the world flat!" He already put the crusher to a couple of six-packs, and now nature is calling and proceeds to the port-a-potty.
Instead of hitting the head, he should have used his. Norton had forgot to set the hydraulic brake. With the toilet standing at the bottom of the slight hill, it didn't take long for the 44,000 pound roller to gain some speed and roll right over poor Norton, crushing his body in the process before squeezing all his organs out his mouth like a tube of toothpaste, and in the end, he ends up joining the two six-packs he had crushed earlier.
- Dr. Dale Prokupek - Gastroenterologist
- This is the only death in the series to take place in Kingman, Arizona.