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Way to Die #462
"Tow F.U."
Name of the death is a pun on "tofu", "tow", and "F U" (another meaning for f**k you)
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"Dave was a douche who got a big kick out of taking car owners for a run, but then he screwed up and got a big kick in the head."
Date August 28, 2006
Location Union, New Jersey
Episode this death
was featured in
"Die-abestic"
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 "Tow F.U.", Way to Die #462, is the second death featured in "Die-abestic", which aired on February 1, 2012.

Plot

Dave was a tow truck driver, and also a scam artist. He would put fake 'No Parking' signs up and then overcharge customers when he illegally towed their car or does any other services. When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get her car towed, Dave accidentally hooked onto the cars steering rod instead of the tow link due to him being too busy checking out the woman's legs. While the car is being towed, the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into Dave's head, crushing his skull, leaving the woman terrified while this selfishly perverted scam artist and tow truck driver is sent to Hell, where he won't be illegally distracted on his job anytime soon.

Interviewees

  • Steve Cardiel - Tow Truck Driver
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon

Trivia

  • Also called "Tow Schmuck" on the Spike TV website.

Segment Nicknames

  • Tow Schmuck (Spike TV)

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