"Tube Snaked", Way to Die #119, is the third death featured in "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death", which aired on December 8, 2010.
Plot[]
Tina was a woman who lived in her underwear and was an opportunist, who only accepted successful men. She left her rock star boyfriend after his record deal budget fell through. She threw out his belongings and he left angry, but he was in such a hurry that he forgot his pet - a boa constrictor. Tina wrapped the snake around her neck and made fun of her ex-boyfriend, but then the snake started to strangle the opportunistic fan for fear of falling to the ground, but since Tina was also a snake, she managed to get rid of the snake and threw it into the grass. The snake was no competition for this Medusa, but the house was the only home he knew, and he found a pipe to return. That night, Tina turned up the heat and started drinking. Meanwhile, the boa got into a ventilation duct. As time passed, Tina started to feel dizzy and nauseous. She thought she was getting drunk, but that wasn't it. Tina did not know that her boyfriend's snake had settled in the boiler's ventilation duct. The boiler produced carbon monoxide, which was trapped in the house. The house was filled with the gas and Tina was wrapped in a concentration of 1600 parts per million. The dirty little woman staggered through her ghetto home, passed out and died, sending this bitch to the Hell where she belonged.
"The snake was no match for this Medusa. But this was the only home he knew. So he found a way back in. That night, Tina, who seemed to live in her underwear, cranked up the heat, and hit the bottle. Meanwhile, the boa had snaked his way into a warm exhaust vent on its way back into the house. As time passed, Tina began to feel dizzy and nauseous. She thought was getting a good buzz on. But not this time. This time, the low-rent skank staggered around her ghetto pad, toppled over...and died."
Transcript[]
(Lubrifunkification is playing, Tina kicks her ex-BF out, throws every of his stuffs)
Tina: Here's your crappy music,
-Tina: more crappy music...
-Narrator: Tina was determined to screw her way to the top.
Ex-BF: You ruin everything!
-Tina: ...more crappy music!
-Narrator: When she found out her boyfriend's record deal fell through,
(Tina throws ex-BF's clothes out)
Narrator: she threw him and his stuff out the door.
Tina: You don't even know how to make any good music!
Narrator: Her hot body was for playtime but, only for dudes who got airtime.
Tina: Assh***!
(Tina throws his precious guitar as well, too much shock for her ex-BF, he had enough, decides to leave, but he forgot his own pet, [] is playing)
Narrator: Her latest ex left in such a hurry, he forgot his pet boa constrictor.
Tina: That's right, good riddance, loser!
(As that, the boa is about make a karma to Tina, [] is playing)
Narrator: Which decided to put a squeeze on the opportunistic groupie.
Tina: Let go off me...!
(Tina tries to release the boa by banging the door, [] is playing)
Jules Sylvester: Boa constrictor constricted around her neck. Because he was afraid of falling.
(View of boa constrictor on the branch)
Jules Sylvester: That's what boas do: They hang onto trees.
(Back to Tina being strangled by boa)
Jules Sylvester: The 12 pounds per square inch pressure that a boa could pull around your neck is very much like the police...throat choke. You're gonna be a dead monkey in about 10 minutes.
(Caffeine Death is playing, Tina is about to be strangle to death, but manages to release, throws the boa away)
Tina: Get off me!!
(Epic Rock Piece is playing)
Narrator: The snake was no match for this Medusa.
(Tina closes the door, [] is playing)
Narrator: But this was the only home he knew. So he found a way back in.
([] is playing, Tina drinks buzz)
Narrator: That night, Tina, who seemed to live in her underwear, cranked up the heat, and hit the bottle.
(The boa, in the warm exhaust vent)
Narrator: Meanwhile, the boa had snaked his way into a warm exhaust vent on its way back into the house. As time passed, Tina began to feel dizzy and nauseous.
(Tina gets up and feels dizzy)
Narrator: She thought was getting a good buzz on. But not this time.
(Tina drops the bottle, [] is playing)
Narrator: This time, the low-rent skank staggered around her ghetto pad, toppled over...and died.
(Orchestra Extreme for Joe is playing, duct)
Narrator: Gas furnaces produce deadly carbon monoxide that is usually carried out of the house though a ventilation duct.
(CGI furnace is shown, the boa blocked the vent)
Narrator: Little did she know, her boyfriend's snake, had parked itself in the duct.
(The snake sacrificed himself, causing the CO to fill the house, as the human breathes it, dies)
Narrator: Trapping the lethal gas inside. As it filled the house, Tina was exposed to a CO (Carbon monoxide) concentration of as much as sixteen hundred parts per million.
(Replay of Tina drinking, Future Heartbeats is playing, feeling dizzy, collapses)
Dr. Kim Henderson: Someone who was drinking alcohol and also in the presence of carbon monoxide, could easily confuse the 2 symptoms, because they both can cause headache, drowsiness, nausea... As you breathing carbon monoxide, it binds...to the hemoglobin in your blood, very strongly. Which will not allow that hemoglobin's who buying oxygen, and you will basically suffocate your body, and that...would lead to death.
(Recap of Tina kicks her ex-BF out, [] is playing)
Tina: Get your thin- Get out!
Narrator: Tina was a hard-bodied rock hoe with a nasty mean streak.
Tina: That's right, good riddance, loser!
(The ex-BF leaves, drops the boa)
-Tina: Get off me!!
-Narrator: If she hadn't been so mean,
(Tina drinks and collapses)
Narrator: she wouldn't be so dead. Rock on...bitch.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert
- Dr. Kim Henderson - Toxicologist
- Melissa Jacobs - Tina (lead:intended victim)
Trivia[]
- Tina's death is similar to that of Pop and Cub's deaths in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Easy for You to Sleigh", Handy's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "A Hole Lotta Love", Disco Bear and Handy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode: "Breaking Wind".
- This is one of the few deaths to feature a dead animal Other is Bird Brained.
- This death's doggerel quote is very similar to Exhaustdead, ironically, both victims were mean dates who tormented their lovers and both died from carbon monoxide poisoning.
- This death takes place on a same day as Text Dead
Goof[]
- When Tina collapsed, her body on the couch was on the belly; but when her death face is shown, she was on her back.
Alternative Name[]
- Pipe Snake (Spike TV website)
Foreign Names[]
- El Tubo Serpiente (The Snake Tube) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Tapado pela Cobra (Clogged by a Snake) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Sanft abgewürgt (Gently Stalled) - German dub
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