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"Turtle Waxed", Way to Die #929, is a fifth death to be featured in "Fatal Distraction", which aired on October 5, 2010.
 
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|number = 929
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|name = {{PAGENAME}}
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|pun = the famous quote in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid The Karate Kid, "Wax On".]
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|image=File:Turtle_Waxed.png
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|date = August 17, 2010
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|location = Mojave Natl Park
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|episode = [[Fatal Distractions]]
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|previous = [[Inquisi-Torn]]|next = [[Injecti-cide]]|quote = Mr. Chow made a nice living by ripping off Mother Nature. She returned the favor, and made a nice death out of him.}}'''"Turtle Waxed"''', Way to Die #929, is a fifth death to be featured in "[[Fatal Distractions]]", which aired on October 5, 2010.
   
 
==Plot==
 
==Plot==
Mr. and Mrs. Chow were out in the Mojave Park to look for animals. However, they weren't there to sketch wildlife--they were there to poach animals and sell them to illegal markets. When they spot a rare turtle, they think it would make a quick one-thousand dollars. Before Mr. Chow could grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and picks the turtle up with its talons. The eagle tries to break the turtle's shell by dropping it at high altitude, but the turtle end up lands on Mr. Chow's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest, leaving his now-widowed wife Mrs. Chow screaming in horror. Strangely enough, the turtle survives.
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Mr. and Mrs. Chow were out in the Mojave Park to look for animals. However, they weren't there to sketch wildlife. They were there to poach animals and sell them to illegal markets. When they spot a rare turtle, they think it would make a quick one-thousand dollars. Before Mr. Chow could grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and picks the turtle up with its talons. The eagle tries to break the turtle's shell by dropping it at high altitude, but the turtle end up lands on Mr. Chow's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest. Meaning if one didn't kill him, the other did, thus sending him to hell for his crimes where he belongs. This ends up leaving his now-widowed wife, Mrs. Chow, screaming in horror. Miraculously, the turtle survives the fall and crawls away.
   
 
==Cast and Interviewees==
''"Mr. Chow made a nice living by ripping off Mother Nature. She returned the favor, and made a nice death out of him."''
 
 
==Interviewees==
 
 
*Sean Roach - Wildlife Educator
 
*Sean Roach - Wildlife Educator
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*Cary Y. Mizobe - Mr. Chow (intended victim)
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*Monica Neak - Mrs. Chow (lead)
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Also called "Turtle Shelled" on the Spike TV website.
 
*Also called "Turtle Shelled" on the Spike TV website.
 
*This way to die is based on an urban myth about how Greek philosopher Aeschylus died.
 
*This way to die is based on an urban myth about how Greek philosopher Aeschylus died.
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*This death has the record of the nearest deaths, beating [[Bad Max]], [[Pornicated]] and [[Handi-Crapped (212)|Handi-Crapped]], having 49 days away from the aired episode where the date was (Not counting the deleted deaths from season 1).
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*Cary Y. Mizobe, Who Portrayed Mt. Chow, Also portrayed Black Wolf in [[Kara-Chokey]].
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==Foreign names==
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* '''Lanzamiento de Tortuga''' (Turtle Fling) - ''Latin American dub''
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* '''La Venganza de la Tortuga''' (Turtle's Revenge) - ''Spanish dub''
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*'''Cascudo na cabeça''' (shelled on the head)
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*[[File:Turtle Waxed.jpg|thumb]]
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Revision as of 03:15, 21 September 2021

"Turtle Waxed", Way to Die #929, is a fifth death to be featured in "Fatal Distractions", which aired on October 5, 2010.

Plot

Mr. and Mrs. Chow were out in the Mojave Park to look for animals. However, they weren't there to sketch wildlife. They were there to poach animals and sell them to illegal markets. When they spot a rare turtle, they think it would make a quick one-thousand dollars. Before Mr. Chow could grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and picks the turtle up with its talons. The eagle tries to break the turtle's shell by dropping it at high altitude, but the turtle end up lands on Mr. Chow's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest. Meaning if one didn't kill him, the other did, thus sending him to hell for his crimes where he belongs. This ends up leaving his now-widowed wife, Mrs. Chow, screaming in horror. Miraculously, the turtle survives the fall and crawls away.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Sean Roach - Wildlife Educator
  • Cary Y. Mizobe - Mr. Chow (intended victim)
  • Monica Neak - Mrs. Chow (lead)

Trivia

  • Also called "Turtle Shelled" on the Spike TV website.
  • This way to die is based on an urban myth about how Greek philosopher Aeschylus died.
  • This death has the record of the nearest deaths, beating Bad Max, Pornicated and Handi-Crapped, having 49 days away from the aired episode where the date was (Not counting the deleted deaths from season 1).
  • Cary Y. Mizobe, Who Portrayed Mt. Chow, Also portrayed Black Wolf in Kara-Chokey.

Foreign names

  • Lanzamiento de Tortuga (Turtle Fling) - Latin American dub
  • La Venganza de la Tortuga (Turtle's Revenge) - Spanish dub
  • Cascudo na cabeça (shelled on the head)
  • Turtle Waxed