"Two Stoopid", Way to Die #655, is the sixth death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.
Plot[]
A pair of drunk guys in Portland, Maine decided to make something fun: bungee jump off a cherry-picker. One guy went first to try it out. He jumps off the picker and drops only to hit the ground hard, breaking his ribs, and he dies instantly. As it turns out, he was so drunk he measured the cord wrong.
Little do the guys know that at the same time, another pair of drunks in Reno, Nevada decided to create an extreme sport: Mattress Surfing (Riding on a mattress tied to a truck by a rope). One guy drives the truck while the other hangs onto the rope. But the rope holding the mattress became undone, and he fell off the truck at fast speed and hit the ground hard, breaking most of his bones in his body, and he dies within minutes from internal hemorrhaging.
"Drunk bungee man goes splat. He measured the cord wrong. Drunk mattress man discovers a little too late...the ground is hard. Both were nutless monkeys, both were too drunk to think, and both wound up breaking every bone... in their bodies."
And this sending those two drunk turds to the afterlife awaiting their fate.
Transcript[]
Epic Rock Piece plays
Narrator: Is there a lesson to be learned amidst this parallel carnage? If you're drunk, the best thing to do is fall right into bed. Just make sure the fall isn't too high and the bed isn't going 60 miles an hour.
Lessons Learned[]
- Idiot Alert!!!
- Before the stunts: If you are dumb enough to try this at home you will die... and you will deserve it!!!
- During the stunts: This is what we're talking about, dummy!!!
Death CGI shown during DJ Green's interview[]
- Greased Is The Word
- Blades of Gory
- Succu Offed
- Coming & Going
- Coffin Nailed
- D. U. Die
- Boris Bititoff
Interviewees[]
- Dr. DJ Green - Trauma Surgeon
Trivia[]
- These two deaths happened at the same time.
- The bungee jumping death was the first, and only death to take place in Maine.
- The third time they show the Mattress Surfer, you can see that the death had two takes which they use the second take for the final screen.
- This is one of those deaths which uses a different deathcard theme unlike most other deaths.
- The Death card theme was used for the opening in Belly'd Up.
- All of the deaths in which the CGI was used during D.J. Green's interview, except for D. U. Die, are from Up With Death. D. U. Die is from Bringing In The Dead.
- The mattress surfing death is the first of 4 deaths that take place in Reno, Nevada. The other deaths in Reno are D-Parted, Big Boned, and Half Offed.
- Like Killdo, this death uses a unique death card sound
- This death takes place 1 years after Par-gore, 4 years before Mastur-bitten and 5 years before Out to Launch.
- The mattress death is similar to David Monk. Coincidentally, Eric a. Barcia died during a bungee jump gone wrong.
- The European Spanish dub name of this death is a reference to the movie "Dumb and Dumber", which's called "Dos Tontos Muy Tontos" in Spain.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Double Death
- Drunken Dangers
- OWW-lympic Sports
- Dumb and Dead-er
- Death on the Square
Foreign Names[]
- Muerte por Estupidez (Death by Stupidity) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Dos Tontos Muy Tontos (Two Dumb and Dumber) - European Spanish dub
- Idiota ao Quadrado (Idiot Squared) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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