"U.P.F'D.", Way to Die #334, is the fourth death to be featured on "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Plot[]
Getting older can be difficult, Larry used to be a messenger, but he was forced into early retirement, so he decided to follow delivery trucks all over Olympia and steal the packages, he got some good things and an extra income.
But Larry's luck took a bad turn when he stole a box from the door of a prominent judge, opening the box... he was hit by a handful of one of the most toxic bacteria known to medical science: anthrax, there are 89 different strains of anthrax, most are lethal and there is no treatment, an unknown terrorist was trying to assassinate the judge for his views on immigration, he prepared a device in the style of a jack-in-the-box so that the exposure would be maximum, but he did not count that Larry would steal the package and he would be the one who would get the surprise, Larry didn't know it, but he was already dying.
After 4 days he had a high fever and his lungs were filling with fluid, after 6 days he had acute respiratory distress, after 7 days while Larry was stealing a package, he fell to the ground dead.
Drew Badger: When Larry inhaled... the anthrax, the spores germinate and activate the celi which replicated, and ultimately led to the release of toxic proteins. This resulted in tissue destruction, bleeding, and ultimate death 3 days later.
Narrator: Larry thought his larceny was harmless, but then, he stole the wrong box, and wound up returned to sender.
Transcript[]
([] is playing, rainy day, Larry waits for something...)
Narrator: Getting old can be tough. Larry used to have her job (courier service in the raincoat). But he was forced into early retirement. Now he follows delivery trucks around town and steals the packages.
(Larry opens the package in the car, Sneaking Suspicion is playing)
Larry: Great.
Narrator: He gets some kicks, and some extra income.
Larry: Oh, yeah. Haha.
(Larry is about to steal another package, Supernatural Seven is playing)
Narrator: Larry's fate took a bad turn after he swiped a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge. When he popped the top...
(As Larry opens the package, some powders shoot up in his face)
Larry: Ah...!!
(Technological Nuances is playing)
Narrator: he got a face full of one of the most toxic bacterias known to medical science...: anthrax.
(CGI shows anthrax bacterium)
Narrator: There are 89 different strains of anthrax. Most are lethal without treatment.
(Replay of Larry steals the package with anthrax inside, once he's in the car, opens the jack-in-the-box package, the anthrax shoots his face)
Narrator: An unknown terrorist was attempting to assassinate the judge, for his views on immigration. He had rigged a jack-in-the-thrax contraption, that dispersed the anthrax spores for maximum exposure. Larry didn't know it. But he was already dying.
(Even he's dying, Larry still continues to steal, [] is playing)
Larry: (Coughs aggressively)
Narrator: Within 4 days, he was running a high fever.
(Larry steals another package)
Narrator: And his lungs were filling with fluid.
Larry: (Coughs)
(Larry begins to be weakened)
Narrator: After 6 days, acute respiratory distress.
Larry: (Coughs)
Narrator: 7 days after breathing in the anthrax spores, Larry was dead.
(Demonic Introduction is playing, CGI human inhales anthrax, the bronchioles are toxicated, the lings rust, the human coughs, the anthrax goes to the neck and to the brain)
Drew Badger: When Larry inhaled... the anthrax, the spores germinate and activate the celi which replicated, and ultimately led to the release of toxic proteins. This resulted in tissue destruction, bleeding, and ultimate death 3 days later.
(Recap of Larry stealing packages, What goes up is playing)
Narrator: Larry thought his larceny was harmless,
Larry: (Laughs evilly)
Narrator: but then, he stole the wrong box,
(As Larry opens the package, the anthrax powders shoot up in his face)
Larry: Ah...!!
(After that, Larry weakens)
Larry: (Coughs aggressively)
Narrator: and wound up
(Larry dies)
Narrator: returned to sender.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Kenn Schmidt - Larry (lead: intended victim)
- Drew Badger - Toxicologist
Trivia[]
- Also called "Special Deliverance" on the Spike TV website.
- This death may be based on the 2001 Anthrax outbreak.
- This is one of the many deaths where an interviewee says the victims name.
- An American actor named Kenn Schmidt who portrayed Larry as well.
- This and F.U.v'd have the shortest titles in the deathcards.
- Larry's car is a Pontiac car, as we can see the logo on the wheel.
- In real life, that would be a porch pirate.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Special Deliverance (Spike TV)
- Fed-Ex'Xed
Foreign Names[]
- Correo Basura (Trash Mail) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Destinatario Equivocado (Wrong Receiver) - European Spanish dub
- Devolução Definitiva (Ultimate Return to Sender) - Brazilian Portuguese Dub
- Post Mortem - German dub
- Ekspresowa przesyłka (Express Delivery) - Polish dub
- Maila Tunamit ka Hermenes Yaz Bakteria (Mail Opens Up of Germs and Bacteria) - Lazoran dub
Gallery[]
A package thief named Larry.