"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 501 - 600

The Brand-New Homemade "1000 Ways to Die" logo. Font: Viking Stencil. Box-Cutting blade (with a sparkle dot at the edge of the blade) for "1", \\' = "Slasher Font" (from "Western International Syndication" logo) for "W", Bloody Skull for "O" and a Stabbed Sword and bloodline for "I". As the sword strikes on the ground, it reveals the homemade logo while the blood comes out of this ground below the sword.

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).

NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.

"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 501 - 600

Death #	"Event" Name	Taken from the episode and segment numbers	Circumstances of Death
501	Hats All Folks! (aka Mad Hatter)	If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 1	On December 12, 1849, in Danbury, CT. A hat maker's constant exposure to mercury (which he uses to felt hats) not only drives him to insanity, but destroys his internal organs, causes metalicizing of the blood stream, destruction of the brain and death.
502	Gas-H*** (aka Confusing Beverages)	Death be not Stupid -- Segment 1	On May 19, 2002, in West Glacier, MT. A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. However, he is unable to keep it down, and when he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.
503	Implo-dead (aka Smacked Down)	Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 7	On July 27, 2009, in Baltimore, MD. A crack-addicted couple on the run from the law for committing murder and robbery hide out in an abandoned building, not knowing that it is slated for demolition. When the crew sets off explosives to bring down the building, tons of falling rubble crush the couple to death.
504	Wel-Dead	Dead and Deader -- Segment 1	On March 13, 2005, in Long Beach, CA. An adrenaline junkie working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
505	Vermin-ated (aka Mort's Bad Day)	Death Bites! -- Segment 4 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 27	On August 4, 2003, in Macon, GA. A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, eventually eating into his brain.
506	Die-Drant	The End is Weird -- Segment 5 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 50	On November 21, 2009, in Brentwood, CA. A prankster uses a mirror to reflect sunlight into the eyes of passing drivers in the hopes of causing an accident. He succeeds when the driver collides with a fire hydrant, which flies into the air and crushes the prankster's skull.
507	Golden Die-Angle (aka Four By Gore)	Fatal Distractions -- Segment 1	On April 8, 1996, in Laos. A Golden Triangle drug lord with a penchant for decapitating trespassers with a machete receives a call that a few trespassers are stealing from his poppy fields. He mounts his ATV and chases after them. While the robbers hide, the man tries to track them down, forgetting about a barbed wire rope he set up as a security measure. The man hits the barbed wire at high speed and, ironically, is decapitated, which means beheaded.
508	Toe Jammed	Deadliest Kitsch -- Segment 6	On September 14, 2005, Toledo, OH. A hospital janitor with a fetish for feet and unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot-shaped lollipop. While finishing a pedicure on a coma patient, the janitor accidentally lets a hospital tray swing towards the woman's kneecap, triggering the patellar reflex. The coma patient involuntarily kicks the man in the face, causing the lollipop to lodge in his throat and the janitor to choke to death.
509	Pebble B****ed (aka Pebbles of Punishment)	Death, The Final Frontier -- Segment 1 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 12	On July 16, 2010, in Williston, ND. Two redneck brothers at a barbecue are attempting to pick up the same girl. They decide to settle the conflict by using their trucks to play tug-of-war. As they rev their engines, their tires kick up gravel toward the girl and one rock strikes her in the temple, causing a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage.
510	Kill Basa	The Lighter Side of Death -- Segment 6	On August 16, 1996, in New Orleans, LA. A man who wants to impress women with a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he ties the sausage so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually killing him at a night club.
511	Tornado over the Bridge	Dying Out -- Segment 3	During the tornado alley season, a few of the people tried to hide under the turnpike, but it was too dangerous. The F-5 tornado caught them off the turnpike and killed them. It's a ripoff of the tornado story on April 26, 1991 in Cassoday, Kansas.
512	Chef Boy-R-Dead (aka Et Tu Fay)	Getting A Rise From The Dead -- Segment 2	On March 14, 2004, in New York, NY. A sous-chef works hard to gain the trust of her domineering chef in an attempt to steal his PDA, which contains his recipes. When the chef leaves for the night, the sous-chef steals the PDA from his pocket. Hearing a noise, the sous-chef drops the PDA and squeezes herself inside the restaurant's dishwasher. The chef returns, gets his PDA, and leaves again. Soon afterward, another employee turns the machine on, spraying the sous-chef with hot water that scalds her to death.
513	Hot Shot Part D'uh (aka Ultimate Energy Drink)	The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 4	On April 2, 2006, in Phoenix, AZ. A couple return to their hotel room after stealing luggage from an airport. The man finds what appears to be a bottle of expensive rum in one of the cases (which belonged to a drug smuggler) and takes a drink, unaware it is actually liquid cocaine (a mixture of cocaine and kerosene). After drinking the concoction, the man suffers spikes in adrenaline and blood pressure and dies from cardiac arrest.
514	Heim-Licked (aka Endangered Exercise)	Death Certificates -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 87	On June 16, 2010, in Orlando, FL. A fitness camp instructor partial to attractive women tries to intimidate an overweight client and make her quit. When she finally leaves in frustration, he mockingly eats some of the junk food she leaves behind but begins to choke. He tries to bounce on a yoga ball to perform a Heimlich maneuver, but then falls on a lawn sprinkler and impales himself through the mouth and breaks his neck.
515	Vike-O-Done	Death On Arrival -- Segment 5 / Death By Request -- Segment 3C	In the year 1011 AD, in Hvarslo, Norway. A Viking kills and decapitates his rival, and he swings the severed head in victory. However, the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh, causing an infection that he dies of blood poisoning ten days later.
516	S**** Up those Tools (aka Tool Time)	Death Goes On -- Segment 6	A thief uses tools to threaten people, when suddenly, one of the people pushes a thief downstairs and all of the tools (such as a hammer, a saw, a screwdriver and a drill) killed a thief.
517	Tongue Tied	Stupid is as Stupid Dies -- Segment 3	On April 16, 2006, in Long Beach, CA. A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars.
518	Jake N' Baked	Death be not Stupid -- Segemnt 3	On December 15, 1990, in Long Beach, CA. A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive.
519	I Spy A Dead Guy (aka In-Sin-Erator)	Death Certificates -- Segment 5	On December 20, 2008, in Boston, MA. A former CIA agent, now working in industrial espionage, breaks into an office to steal information. When a security guard catches him, he locks himself in a closet and dives through a hatch in the wall, falling down a garbage chute and into an incinerator. The unit switches on and quickly incinerates the man, leaving nothing but his skeleton.
520	Branched Out (aka Uzi-Daisy)	Wild Wild Death -- Segment 3	On June 5, 2009, in Lancaster, PA. A man films videos of s**y girls firing weapons in hopes of having them go viral. Startled by an ejected shell casing that fell into her open cleavage (she was wearing a spaghetti-strap tanktop), one girl fires her Uzi at random and hits a tree branch overhead. The branch breaks and impales the man through the chest and into his heart, causing his death.
521	Toilet Rolled	Waking Up Dead -- Segment 2	On August 5, 2006, in Kingman, AZ, A functioning alcoholic steamroller operator drinks while driving his vehicle, then leaves to use a port-a-potty. He forgets to set the hydraulic brake on the steamroller, which rolls down the hill and crushes the port-a-potty with the man still inside it.
522	Signed Out (aka Suicide Sign)	It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World -- Segment 1	On June 19, 2006, in Columbus, OH. When a lazy man's wife announces that she is divorcing him, he repeatedly injures himself in order to frame her as being abusive. Paramedics arrive and put him on a gurney as police confront his wife, but it rolls down a hill until it hits a rock. The man is launched off the gurney and lands on top of a curved road sign, impaling himself through the stomach.
523	Jersey Gore (aka Clean Sweep)	Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 2 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 5	On August 14, 2008, in Newark, NJ. An obnoxious man known as Nicky "The Predicament" works on his car with extremely loud music playing while his wife constantly and angrily tells him to turn it down. He slides out from under his car down the driveway and into the path of a street sweeper he did not see or hear coming. He gets crushed under the wheels and is shredded by the bristles, leaving a bloody mess on the road.
524	Sonny Boned (aka The Sonny Bono Story)	Death Mysteries -- Segment 5	On January 5, 1998, Sonny Bono died on January 5, 1998 of injuries sustained when he hit a tree while skiing on the Nevada side of Heavenly Ski Resort near South Lake Tahoe, California.
525	Surfing the Waves! (aka The Wacky Waves)	I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 4	On July 4, 2012, in Hawaiian Islands. While touring Hawaii’s Big Island with Hawaii Pack and Paddle, a company hired by Bold Earth, a surfboard tourist from Miami, Flordia, has swept away by several large waves. Unfortunately, his body was never recovered despite a large-scale search by local authorities and the U.S. Coast Guard that lasted several days. He is presumed dead. Based on Tyler Madoff's tragic story.
526	On Black Ice	Chased by Death -- Segment 7	On December 10, 2011, in East Yorkshire. A woman died after her car skidded on black ice - on the same stretch of road where her brother was killed five years previously. She careered off the A1033 Hedon bypass the same road that claimed the life of her half-brother in 2006. Two miles separate the accident scenes. Her crash happened that day. She was taken to Hull Royal Infirmary but died the following day. A front seat passenger was also killed and pronounced dead at the scene. Based on Julie McDougall's tragic tale.
527	Scissor-hands	Quest for Death -- Segment 7	The frenzied woman was shedding clothes as she ran barefoot, bloody and screaming through northwest Las Vegas. When police said they caught up with her, she was naked and got stabbed by a terrifying scissor-hand intruder with scissors. Based on a terrifying tragic tale of Danielle Yvonne Slaughter.
528	D. U. Die	Bringing In The Dead -- Segment 1	On August 4, 2000, in Akron, OH. Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. While driving at 60 miles per hour, the driver starts to get carsick. He leans out the window to vomit, causing the car to swerve toward the edge of the street, and is decapitated when his head slams into a mailbox.
529	Hydrate-Dead (aka Chug A Lug)	Star Death: The Last Generation -- Segment 6	On July 10, 2001, in Sedona, AZ. A competitive, perfectionst clothing entrepreneur constantly drinks large amounts of water and runs for exercise. While trying to out-race her rival from several past marathons, she collapses and dies due to swelling of the brain caused by water intoxication.
530	Fallen on a Mountain	Journey to the Center of Death -- Segment 4	On May 23, 1992, one of the Mt. Everest climbers, Sher Singh, died from Icefall attacks.
531	Edison Piped Blast	How Much for Death? -- Segment 6	On March 23, 1994, in Edison, NJ. The Texas Eastern Transmission Corporation Natural Gas Pipeline Explosion and Fire occurred in where a 36" diameter natural gas pipeline broke and exploded into flames that killed one death occurred from a heart attack suffered by Sandra Snyder, who was unable to summon emergency workers "amid the chaos".
532	Es-scar-Lator	The Weather Outside is Death -- Segment 3	On August 30. 2012, in Houston, TX. During the game against the Minnesota Vikings, a 25-year-old fan named Jonathon Kelly tumbling about 60 feet from a fifth-floor escalator at Reliant Stadium, then fell to the ground floor and died.
533	Incriminated Prisoners	Quest for Death -- Segment 6	On April 21, 1930, in Columbus, OH. At the Ohio State Penitentiary, a fire at an Ohio prison kills 320 inmates, some of whom burn to death when they are not unlocked from their cells. It is one of the worst prison disasters in American history.
534	Chucked Up	Putting a Happy Face on Death -- Segment 3	On August 2, 2008, in Miami, FL. A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live webcam when a burglar breaks into the house and begins stealing things. The woman's mouth is duct-taped and she is handcuffed to her chair, so she cannot escape, stop the burglar, or scream for help. After taking her laptop, he leans over her face to thank her for making his job easy before running off with her things. Smelling the thief's extremely bad breath, she vomits, but the duct tape prevents it from exiting her mouth. Instead, it goes down her windpipe into her lungs and she dies from drowning.
535	Cupboard of Consequence	Fear of Death -- Segment 4	In 2004, Ronald McClagish, from Murrow, Cambridgeshire in England, was trapped inside a cupboard when a wardrobe outside fell over and made it impossible for him to get out. McClagish survived for a week before succumbing to bronchitis, which he had contracted when he removed a waterpipe in an attempt to free himself and the cupboard was partially flooded.
536	Dart Gunned	Cure for the Common Death, Part V -- Segment 5	A dart gunman uses a poisoned dart gun to assassinate a hitman on the head and poisoned to death.
537	Rebel Rousers (aka Motorcycle Mash)	I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 6	On October 7, 2007, in Kawasaki, Kanagawa. While riding a 500 cc Yamaha T-Max scooter, Norifumi Abe was involved in a traffic accident with a truck, which made an illegal U-turn in front of him, at 6:20pm local time. He was pronounced dead two and a half hours later at 8:50pm at the hospital where he was taken for treatment.
538	Step-Smother	Swimming with Death -- Segment 4	In 2012, in Montgomery, AL. An Alabama stepmother died of seizure-related complications after lying about eating a candy bar.
539	Micro-whacked (aka Micro-Waxed)	Death Watch -- Segment 3	On October 21, 1992, in Pomona, CA. A full-blown drug addict gets high after taking meth, cocaine, prescription drugs, and PCP all at once. During his high, the man decides that his lava lamp is flowing too slowly and puts it in a microwave to speed up the wax. Eventually, the lamp explodes, scalding him with hot wax and lodging broken glass into his face and brain.
540	Beer Bashed	Dead on Dead -- Segment 5	On April 24, 1998, in Malibu, CA. A rugby team throws a beach party after losing another game. One of the players gets drunk and throws a keg of beer into a bonfire in addition to bullying some of his team members. After a while, the rest of the team abandons him because of his alcoholic behavior. Shortly after they leave, the keg explodes and the metal scraps from the keg cut through his body.
541	Joy-Riding Jokers	Death in the Machine -- Segment 1	On December 27, 2010, in Conisborough, South Yorkshire. At the scene of the crash, a mark could clearly be seen on the trunk of the tree which the vehicle collided with and fluorescent marks had been dotted along the kerb by accident scene investigators. Three joyriders died after their the Honda Civic car careered off the road and slammed into a tree, which split in half on impact, was being driven by one of the joyriders.
542	Guinness Book of World Wrecker	May the Death be With You -- Segment 3	By the year of 1967, in London, England. Sir Hugh Beaver, who was a British engineer, industrialist, and founder of the Guinness Book of Records, died from Heart Failure.
543	Space Shut-Up	Death Matters -- Segment 1	The Space Shuttle Columbia disaster occurred on February 1, 2003, when shortly before she was scheduled to conclude its 28th mission, STS-107, the Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated over Texas and Louisiana during re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere, resulting in the death of all seven crew members. Debris from Columbia fell to Earth in Texas along a path stretching from Dallas suburb Trophy Club to Tyler, as well as into parts of Louisiana.
544	De-Railed (aka Train Wrecks)	Endless Deaths -- Segment 5	On March 4, 1952, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. At 8:40 AM, a crowded steampowered passenger train was slowly crossing a bridge over the Pavuna River near Anchieta station when it derailed, sending two old wooden carriages broadside onto the adjacent line. The severity of the accident was compounded by the fact that as was common practice the suburban train was overloaded, with passengers clinging to the sides, underneath and between the carriages. In all 119 people were killed and as many as 250 were injured.
545	Apollo 1 Annihilation	Death Matters -- Segment 7	Apollo 1 was scheduled to be the first manned mission of the U.S. Apollo manned lunar landing program, with a target launch date of February 21, 1967. A cabin fire during a launch pad test on January 27 at Launch Pad 34 at Cape Canaveral killed all three crew members—Command Pilot Virgil "Gus" Grissom, Senior Pilot Edward H. White and Pilot Roger B. Chaffee—and destroyed the Command Module.
546	Annihilating Ahab	1,001 Death Tales -- Segment 3	In 850 BC. A war broke out on the east of the Jordan River, and Ahab, a King of Israel, with Jehoshaphat of Judah went to recover Ramoth-Gilead. During this battle Ahab disguised himself, but was mortally wounded by an unaimed arrow and died of a similarly seemingly random death.
547	P***-Tol Gun (aka Pistol Gun)	Death in the Machine -- Segment 5	On July 23, 1997, in Miami Beach, FL. Andrew Cunanan, who murdered five people, shot himself in the mouth in the upstairs bedroom of a Miami houseboat. He used the same gun he had used to commit the other murders, a Taurus PT100 semi-automatic pistol in .40 S&W caliber, which had been stolen from the first victim, Jeff Trail.
548	Therm-A**ed (aka The Big Swig)	Grave Decisions -- Segment 7	On October 8, 2008, in Moab, UT. A miserable teenage girl forced into going to a religious retreat by her parents slips some crushed ecstasy into everyone's dinner. After the drugs take effect, one of the campers smashes a guitar near the campfire. The girl chokes on the soot that is blown in her face. She grabs a nearby Thermos and gulps its contents, not knowing that it is filled with leftover hot water from the campifire. Failing to spit the water out, she suffers severe burns to her epiglottis and airway and soon dies.
549	Desert of the D***ed (aka Thirst)	Dying Young -- Segment 2	In the movie, "Thirst" (2010). Brian separates from the party to search for a way out of the desert, while Atheria begins to show signs that she is suffering from both a concussion and a subdural hematoma -- both easily spotted by Noelle, who is a medical student—as a result of a head injury sustained in the crash. Eventually, Noelle decides that she has to perform an emergency procedure to relieve Atheria's life-threatening intracranial pressure, but she is too late, and Atheria dies.
550	Death Note (aka Marvin's Musical Note of Murder)	Death Ball Z -- Segment 7	On April 1, 1984, in Los Angeles, CA. A day before Marvin Gaye's 45th Birthday, his father entered Marvin's room and shot at him twice with a .38 caliber Smith & Wesson revolver. His father stepped closer and shot Gaye again at point blank range at his shoulder before leaving the room. Marvin was hereby rushed to California Hospital Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. As for his father, he was guilty of first degree murder and sentenced to a six-year suspended sentence and five years probation on November 2, 1984 until he died of pneumonia on October 10, 1998.
551	From Alligators to Crocodiles	How Much for Death? -- Segment 5	On July 15, 2005, in Port Charlotte, FL. Kevin Albert Murray was Killed while swimming in the Apollo waterway by a 12' 2" (3.7 m) alligator. And in April 2010, a New Jersey woman was killed by a saltwater crocodile while snorkelling in India's Andaman Islands. Havelock Island, where the attack took place, lies 45 miles from the Lohabarrack Salt Water Crocodile Sanctuary. Her boyfriend caught the attack on film; the camera was recovered two days later along with her remains.
552	Dust in the Windstorm (aka The Dust Bowl)	I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 5	In the 1930's, at the Great Plains. During the dust bowl, many Americans migrated west looking for work. Parents were forced to pack up “jalopies” with their families and a few personal belongings, and head in search of work. Some residents of the Plains, especially in Kansas and Oklahoma, fell ill and died of dust pneumonia and/or malnutrition.
553	B*** Plugged (aka Plugged Up)	The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 6	On November 9, 2002, in El Segundo, CA. A newly released convict driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back, the can is activated, soaking the con's rectum with the spray and fatally eating it away.
554	Dead Fixe (aka Critical Condition)	Die-abestic -- Segment 4	On March 22, 2009, in Boston, MA. A food critic – notorious for his caustic reviews on restaurants – gets drunk on martinis during his latest assignment (a plan hatched by the chef and the bartender who know about the critic and decided to get him drunk so he'd write a good review). In his drunken state, the critic accidentally bites and swallows a plastic sword-shaped toothpick in his martini. The bitten piece wedges in his stomach wall and the critic dies days later of perionitis.
555	Double-O-Severed (aka Spy Cutter)	Getting A Rise From The Dead -- Segment 6 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 81	On May 6, 2007, in New York, NY. A spy committing corporate espionage climbs down a hotel's air duct to install a listening device outside the room which an important meeting is to take place there. His assistant nephew accidentally turns on the duct's fan, which catches the spy's rope and winds it up. He bleeds to death when the fan blades sever his legs.
556	Her Own D*** Fault!!! (aka Tennis the Menace)	Death Takes A Vacation -- Segment 7 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 99	On July 27, 2004, in Chatsworth, CA. A lecherous wife invites her husband's boss and his boss's wife for a game of tennis. When the woman publicly tries to seduce the boss, his wife serves a ball that hits her in the head, stunning her. She stumbles against the hand crank used to tighten the net, releasing it so that it strikes her in the head. The blow leads to her death from a skull fracture and swelling of her brain.
557	D-Parted (aka Blade Sunner)	Dead Wrongs -- Segment 5	On September 20, 2008, in Reno, NV. As a seductive woman attempts to seduce a construction crew, one distracted worker loses control of his concrete saw, launching the blade and bisected at her to death, which means her body got rip-off.
558	Volcanic Bungee	Dying Out -- Segment 2	A criminal theif, who ran away from the police, tries to go to Mt. Nyiragongo where a volcano erupts. However, the cops surround a thief, who's got nowhere to pass, dives into the center of the volcano. But the lava, or a magma killed the thief, by burning.
559	Mile Die Club	Waking Up Dead -- Segment 3 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 35	On October 2, 1997, in Clarkdale, AZ. An abusive man trying to stop his soon-to-be ex-wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane (which he was easily able to do, as airport security prior to the September 11 attacks was not as tight). The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
560	Mary-Less Monroe (aka My Week with Marilyn)	Swimming with Death -- Segment 7	On August 5, 1962, in Los Angeles, CA. A famous actress/model/singer named Marilyn Monroe, who died of Barbiturate overdose as a suicide.
561	Rotten Gumball	Death Ball Z -- Segment 1	A horrified housewife uses poison spray on a gumball. As she fled the building, her ex-husband chews and swallows a poisoned gumball, when all of a sudden, he died of poisoning.
562	Jeff Battered (aka The Jeff Batters Story)	May the Death be With You -- Segment 7	On August 23, 1996, Jeff Batters, who was a professional ice hockey defenceman who played 16 games in the National Hockey League, died from injuries sustained in a car crash.
563	Mosquito'd (aka Attack of the Mosquitoes)	Death Matters -- Segment 4	On August 14, 1901, Clara Maass, who was an American nurse, allowed herself to be bitten by infected mosquitoes for the second time. Researchers were hoping to show that her earlier case of yellow fever was sufficient to immunize her against the disease. Unfortunately, this was not the case. Maass once again became ill with yellow fever on August 18 and died on August 24. Her death roused public sentiment and put an end to yellow fever experiments on humans.
564	Exausted Avalanche	Journey to the Center of Death -- Segment 5	On May 6, 2006, one of the Mt. Everest climbers, Jacques-Hugues Letrange, died from Exhaustion during the avalance buries him.
565	Right Bee-hind Your A** (aka Killer Bees)	Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 3	In the movie "Killer Bees!" (2002). A town is attacked by deadly killer bees after a truck accident causes their release. Now most of the town people got stung by bees, all over the body parts, including the face, because the people got allergic to bees, that caused them to die.
566	Armistead Annihilation	Tales from the Dead -- Segment 2	On July 5, 1863, in Gettysburg, PA. Lewis Armistead, who was a Confederate brigadier general in the American Civil War, died due to the attacks such as wounded, captured and shot after Pickett's Charge at the Battle of Gettysburg.
567	Jawbreaker	Diary of the Dead -- Segment 1	On April 25, 2012, in Auckland, New Zealand. During a football match between Manukau City and Tauranga City... while arguing with a referee, one of the football players, who had a red card a referee gave, punched a referee punch in the jaw, causes a referee to bite off his tongue and bleeds to death. One of the football players ended up disqualified and arrested by the cops and sentenced to life in prison with paroleless (no parloe). Based on an accident story between Len Gattsche and Mervyn Montgomery.
568	Nitish Katastrophe	Time for Death -- Segment 1	On February 17, 2002, the couple attended a common friend's wedding, where Yadavs's brother, Vikas, and a cousin were present as well. From there, Katara was taken for a drive by Yadav's brother Vikas Yadav and Vishal Yadav, and never returned. Three days later, Katar's body was found beside the highway; he had been battered to death with a hammer, diesel poured on him, and set aflame. On May 30, 2008, Vikas and Vishal Yadav were later found guilty by the trial Court and awarded life sentence with paroleless (no parole).
569	Villisca Villians	A One Way Trip to Death -- Segment 2	The Villisca Axe Murders occurred during the night of June 9-10, 1912 in the southwestern Iowa town of Villisca. The six members of the Moore family and two house guests were found bludgeoned in the Moore residence. All eight victims had severe head wounds from an axe. They're all died due to the murderous injuries.
570	Lightning on Football	Death Legend -- Segment 5	In October 1998, The entire association football team of Bena Tshadi playing against Basanga was killed by lightning during a match in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Everyone on Basanga, the home team, died.
571	Polly Want To Crack Your Spine? (aka House Pest)	Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 5	On August 23, 2001, in Carmel, IN. A housesitter instructed not to have guests over invites her boyfriend to the home. When they are distracted by the owner's cockatoo during a make out session, she opens the birdcage and the bird flies to the roof. When the sitter leans over the balcony to try and grab the bird, she slips and falls into a glass table, cutting her carotid artery.
572	Motorcycle Massacre	World's Wildest Death Videos -- Segment 3	In the movie "Pet Sematary Two" (1992), Jeff and a bully, Clyde (Jared Rushton), get into a fight in a ditch. Jeff is about to have his nose cut off by the spokes of his own bike when Gus shows up. Gus orders Jeff to go home, then kills Clyde with his own motorcycle (his scarf gets caught in the moving rear-wheel, pulling his head and face into the spokes, tearing it apart) while Drew watches.
573	Steve Fallen (aka The Steve Allen Story)	Diary of the Dead -- Segment 4	On October 30, 2000, Steve Allen was driving to his son's home in Encino, California, when his car was struck by another vehicle backing out of a driveway. Steve Allen did not feel right and decided to take a nap. While napping, he suffered a massive heart attack and was pronounced dead shortly after 8:00 PM.
574	Teresa Gravesite	Dead Games -- Segment 7	On October 10, 2002, in Los Angeles, CA. Teresa Graves, who was an African-American actress and singer, was found unconscious in a bedroom before being rushed to the hospital where she later died after her home caught fire.
575	Constipation of Consequences	Diary of the Dead -- Segment 2	After one of the passengers (who looks like Kevin Hart) gets his pigtail stuck in an airline toilet and dies from terrible constipation, the plane suffers a minor disaster and, as a result, his dog is sucked through a jet engine. The other passengers then sues the airline and gets a settlement of $100,000,000. It's a rip-off of the "Soul Plane" movie.
576	John Laceration (aka The John Lennon Story)	May the Death be With You -- Segment 5	On December 8, 1980, in New York, NY. As John Lennon and Yoko Ono returned to their New York apartment in The Dakota, Mark David Chapman shot Lennon in the back four times at the entrance to the building. Lennon was taken to the emergency room of the nearby Roosevelt Hospital and was pronounced dead on arrival.
577	Hail to the Stormchasers	Quest for Death -- Segment 5	On May 5, 2005, in Seminole, Texas. As they approached the site, hailstones started falling from the sky. However, their exhilaration was soon turned into dread when the hailstones got larger and larger until they were the size of tennis balls. Pounding the car, the hailstones broke through a window, spraying broken glass into the eyes of the passengers. Luckily, the storm-chasers escaped this storm relatively unscathed suffering minor cuts and lacerations, but they got hailstoned to death (which means killed by hailstones).
578	Corset Killed Him (aka Of Corset Kills)	Sudden Death -- Segment 4	On January 22, 2009, in New York, NY. An arrogant, overweight, doughnut-eating ballroom dancer uses a corset to make himself look thin, but laces it too tight. While arguing with his dance partner, the corset compresses his chest and fractures one of his ribs so that it punctures his heart, causing internal bleeding and cardiac arrest.
579	The Plague Virus	Death Sentence -- Segment 7	Although the influenza virus that caused the 1918–1919 influenza pandemic was not discovered until the 1930s, the descriptions of the disease and subsequent research has proved it was to blame. The pandemic killed 40–50 million people in less than a year, but the proof that it was caused by a virus was not obtained until 1933.
580	Veronica Bake (aka The Veronica Lake Story)	Death of Anarchy -- Segment 5	On July 7, 1973, in Burlington, VT. Veronica Lake, who was an American film actress and pin-up model, died of hepatitis and acute renal failure (complications of her alcoholism), where her death was certified by Dr. Wareen Beeken at the Fletcher Allen Hospital, and where she was seen by many staff members during her nearly two-week stay. A rumor persists that she died in Montreal and was smuggled across the border to Vermont. Vermont state death records, however, confirm that she died.
581	Annihilating Anton	Diary of the Dead -- Segment 3	On August 14, 2012, in London, England. A graphic designer named Anton Jardin, who who was found dead at a house near the V Festival site in Essex after beaten to death by ten men, who are end up arrested for murder.
582	Icy Plane D***-Aged (aka Singers on a Plane)	Death of Vengeance -- Segment 6	On February 3, 1959, in Clear Lake, Iowa. Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson were killed in a small-plane crash shortly after takeoff in a snowstorm.
583	Twister 'N' Shout	Death: A New Beginning -- Segment 3	On June 1969, in Wakita, OK. A family that included a five year-old girl named Jo sought shelter in a storm cellar as a powerful F5 tornado struck. The storm was so strong that the locks on the storm cellar door failed and Jo's father was caught up in the storm and killed. Jo, her mother, and her dog Toby survived. Based on the movie "Twister" (1996).
584	Occupied Occult	Play Dead -- Segment 1	In 1438, according to testimony at his trial from the priest Eustache Blanchet and the cleric François Prelati, Gilles de Rais sent out Blanchet to seek individuals who knew alchemy and demon summoning. Blanchet contacted Prelati in Florence and convinced him to take service with his master. But on Wednesday, October 26, 1440. Gilles was setenced to death by hanging.
585	Scar Wars (aka Sci-Fi Sy-Fry)	Death in the Machine -- Segment 4	In the 1970s, LASFS member Ed Baker was shot dead in his car. Years later, John and Linda Sohus, allegedly murdered by Christian Gerhartsreiter/"Clark Rockefeller", were LASFS members.
586	Hobo Guts Eaten (aka Hobo Attack)	Cure for the Common Death, Part V -- Segment 6	On May 26, 2012, in Miami, FL. The case of the Miami “zombie” — a horrific attack last Saturday in which a naked, hobo man chewed most of the flesh off another man’s face before being shot and killed by police — is now being attributed to various devilish drugs.
587	Ax-Phyxi-Ate (aka Ax Attack)	I Shouldn't Be Alive -- Segment 7	On July 15, 1685 in Tower Hill, London. Despite begging for mercy, James Scott, 1st Duke of Monmouth, who was executed by Jack Ketch. Shortly beforehand, Bishops Turner of Ely and Ken of Bath and Wells visited the condemned man to prepare him for eternity, but withheld the eucharist as he refused to acknowledge that either his rebellion or his relationship with Lady Wentworth had been sinful. It is said that it took multiple blows of the axe to sever his head.
588	Annihilating Aaliyah (aka Aaliyah's Last Day)	Dying Out -- Segment 1 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 14	On August 25, 2001, in in Abaco Islands, The Bahamas. When the aircraft attempted to depart, it was over its maximum takeoff weight by 700 pounds (320 kg) and was carrying one excess passenger, according to its certification. The plane crashed shortly after takeoff, about 200 feet (60 m) from the runway. Aaliyah and the eight other people on board, pilot Luis Morales III, hair stylist Eric Forman, Anthony Dodd, security guard Scott Gallin, video producer Douglas Kratz, stylist Christopher Maldonado, and Blackground Records employees Keith Wallace and Gina Smith, were all killed.
589	Eiffel-tower of Terror	Fear of Death -- Segment 7	In 1912, Franz Reichelt, tailor, fell to his death off the first deck of the Eiffel Tower while testing his invention, the overcoat parachute. It was his first ever attempt with the parachute. However, his parachute failed and he died.
590	UninTented	Death On Arrival -- Segment 3	On June 15, 2009, in Jerome, AZ. During a hike in the desert, a nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend after discovering that he cannot satisfy her. She spends the rest of the time m********ing inside her tent until a freak wind sweeps the tent into the air with her still inside. After flying for a while, the tent crashes into the roof of a shed, fracturing the woman's skull and killing her. The man who discovers the tent on his porch later opens it to find the dead body.
591	Trip to the Maul (aka Love Is Blind)	Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 1	On September 10, 2003, in Bozeman, MT. A man takes his mistress into the woods to have s** to escape his wife, when suddenly, he goes blind from vasocongestion (temporary or permanent blindness from s***** intercourse). The now-blind man runs screaming out of the tent, and runs afoul of a grizzly bear, who mauls him.
592	Descent Of A Woman (aka Mirror Mirror)	That's "Mister Death" To You -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 65	On October 20, 2008, in Tucson, AZ. A germophobe with obsessive-compulsive disorder falls off a ladder while cleaning and lands on a mirror, breaking it. One shard enters her armpit, tearing open her axillary artery but also plugging the hole; when she later pulls the shard out, the hole reopens and she quickly bleeds to death.
593	Cham-Pained (aka Champagne Toast)	Wild Wild Death -- Segment 5	On July 8, 2006, in Montecito, CA. A stolen art auctioneer decides to open her evening with a champagne fountain. When she goes to open the bottle, the cork pops off in her eye and she falls backward into the pyramid of champagne glasses, a shard imbeds her in the Breakial Artery and the rest of her body, she bleeds out in seconds.
594	Odds Are You're Dead (aka Morning Shift)	Grave Errors -- Segment 5	On December 3, 2004, in Mercer, NJ. A loan shark confronts a scissor lift operator over a debt. When operator refuses to come down, the shark cuts the hydraulic brake to the scissor lift. The lift comes crashing down on the loan shark and decapitates him.
595	Wedding Crasher (aka Wacky Wedding)	Tweets From the Dead -- Segment 3 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 11	On May 12, 2002, in Ramsey, NJ. A jilted, bitter man humiliates his ex-girlfriend (who is marrying an older, richer man) at her wedding by objecting to the marriage and stripping naked. As he's being chased by the congregation, the man runs into a glass window (mistaking it for an open door) and dies from glass shards cutting through his exposed flesh.
596	Sky Scraped (aka High-Rising Sky)	Crying Over Spilled Blood -- Segment 2	On October 20, 2009, in Chicago, IL. An unforgiving, cruel loan officer enjoys foreclosing on customers in her office on the top of a high-rise building. When she looks out the large window, a freak gust of wind causes it to shatter and impale her with hundreds of shards of glass.
597	Tapped Out (aka Rasslers)	Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 5	On June 16, 2005, in Rockford, IL. Two aspiring amateur wrestlers with dreams of going pro assault each other with increasingly insane objects, including fluorescent light bulbs. During practice, one wrestler slashes his partner in the chest with a weed whacker. While the partner who got slashed in the chest survives, the first wrestler collapses and dies from toxic shock caused by inhaling the mercury vapor from the broken bulbs and particles of mercury that entered his blood through earlier wounds.
598	Subway Smashed (aka Terror Train)	Dying Young -- Segment 1	On January 22, 2012, in Manhattan, NY. While we mentioned two subway-related fatalities yesterday, it turns out two other men also died in the subway system—one of them was apparently crushed to death at the Sixth Avenue L station. There are 4 Subway Station People Deaths, such as 3 Killed By Trains and 1 Found Dead On Staircase.
599	Mercury in Uranus (aka Thermometers of Terror)	Gratefully Dead -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 5B	On July 28, 1979, in Norman, OK. A frequent hospital patient who pleasures himself by sticking common objects up his pigtail returns when he claims to have gotten a shampoo bottle stuck in his rectum by slipping in the shower. While left alone after the bottle is removed, he finds a drawer containing glass rectal mercury thermometers and shoves nine of them taped together up his pigtail. When startled by the doctor, the man jumps back on the bed and breaks the thermometers while they are still inside of him, causing internal bleeding and mercury poisoning.
600	Fatty B****** (aka Fatso)	Death of Vengeance -- Segment 3	The biggest loser tries to drop some of the weight by fasting and dehydrating himself to the point until he is urinating blood and then dies.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 17:56, November 20, 2012 (UTC)