Intro[]
WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based (for the most part) on real deaths and are extremely graphic; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased.
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted… YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death is everywhere… most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live, we face… 1000 Ways to Die."
Swing & Missed[]
At a golf club, a single, childless, bossy woman with the name of Nora, plans to flirt with her young and good-looking instructor, Ariel, to become her boyfriend. The woman's attempts at flirting don't work out because of her attitude while they were with a younger woman, Maria, who's also there to learn by Ariel. When Nora was fetching the golf ball in a pond, she notices from afar that the woman starts flirting with the man. Jealous, Nora takes out a ball of her own and pretends it is Ariel's, since she doesn't want to waste any more time looking for the real one. As she approaches the two, a man from the distance had hit his golf ball and, due to the speed of the ball, it hits Nora's head, breaking her skull and causing a hemorrhage in her brain, killing her.
Segment Nickname[]
- Golf Corpse
Trivia[]
- This is the first death I wrote and the first death on my "Custom Ways to Die".
- Despite being the first death in this series, it is also the first death outside the USA (In this case, located on England).
Final Disconnection[]
Darren was a married man with children, who often traveled by plane every week for work and not by other public transportation. This time he was going to the United States of America. When the plane arrived and go inside, he noticed that one of the first seats where the emergency exit (i.e. his favorite place on the plane) was being occupied by an obese man and two other seats were occupied, so Darren would go to the seats further back, which according to him were "poor class". Annoyed, he asked the stewardess to change his seat with the obese man; the stewardess tried to tell him no, but the man kept complaining until finally she changed his seat with the fat man.
When Darren was in his preferred seat and location, later in the evening, he decided not to wear his seat belt despite the flight attendant's warnings that the plane was in a turbulent zone, thinking that they knew nothing about safety and that seat belts were only for takeoff and landing. Then something unexpected happens; the emergency exit door was not fully secured, and due to turbulence and pressure, it breaks and Darren, being the only passenger not wearing a seat belt, is sucked out of the plane and falls from a great height, freezing to death before he can hit the water.
Segment Nickname[]
- Exit Strategy
Whenever Inspiration Shocks[]
Rishi Patel was an Indian-American creative director with little patience who decided not to go to work because there was a protest on the highway. He decided to call an assistant to his home so he could work on a snack commercial. When it seemed that inspiration had struck, his American wife Julia unintentionally broke an object while cleaning, interrupting her husband's work, who violently kicked her out of the house. The director, in an attempt to get the inspiration he craved, went to his backyard and stripped naked to get into his pool but at that moment it began to rain noisily but that didn't stop Rishi and he continued on his mental quest in creativity. When he finally had his inspiration and his assistant was going to note it down, a lightning bolt electrocuted the man with dying of cardiac arrest.
Segment Nickname[]
- Steven Spiel-shock
Trivia[]
- This is the first death in the USA.
Thrill-Boned[]
Adam and Evan are two thrillseekers who are in the forest close to a farm. Adam is on his quad bike and Evan is on his off-road motorcycle. The two play at approaching each other at high speed and swerving at the last moment. Slowly Adam starts to get fed up after continuing to be the one swerving every few minutes, where Evan jokes about it, making Adam frustrated like the sore loser he is. After a very close call, Adam looks back to see if Evan is okay, his quad was heading straight for a branch in front of him but he dodged it at the last second, avoiding a stupid death.
Later, the two played a race to the other side of the forest, where the first one to reach the finish line would be the winner for the day. All was going well in the race until, when they were neck and neck, Adam purposely pushes Evan with his foot and quad, which causes him to veer off the road, causing him to fall and roll down (but he survives and is temporarily unconscious from the blows). Adam laughs at the situation not knowing or not caring if his friend got seriously hurt or even died, but as he turns around again he gets distracted and falls straight into a curve in front of him, where in the roll he breaks bones but the nail to his grave was when he hit a tree, breaking his neck and dying instantly, thus ending the sociopath's life.
Segment Nickname[]
- Quad-Wrecked
Trivia[]
- This death is a reboot of Dumb Skull.
Insta-Goner[]
Paola was an American-Venezuelan influencer girl who was born in the U.S. her whole life and knows almost nothing about Venezuela, only that her mother was. She was a girl spoiled by her family's wealth and, according to her, her "Venezuelan connections" but in reality she used that half-nationality to show off those roots to her followers.
Paola decided to take flight to Venezuela to show "that she did care about the country". Despite not speaking Spanish (because she cares very little about the language), she was still able to join a party where she ended up drunk and annoying more than one guest. Seeing that there were people outside doing motorcycle stunts as part of the party, she decided to join in and try to take a selfie on the front of one of the bikers' motorcycles. While the rider was performing the stunt, he could not see that another rider was riding in front of him. Paola had also not noticed because she was focusing too much on her phone. As a result of the collision, the girl fell to the ground hitting her head, which caused her to start convulsing and then die from head trauma.
Segment Nickname[]
- Deadly Selfie
Trivia[]
- This death was based on the accident of Betania Contreras.[1] Contrary to what was believed at the beginning and unlike Paola, Betania DID survive the accident and only had a mild concussion.[2]
Washed Up and Dead[]
Jim, an old and grumpy former surfer with a bushy beard and thick hair, was walking along a beach in red speedos, wearing his old torn and tattered wetsuit; when he saw some kids playing on the same beach, he aggressively approached them and said, "this beach is not big enough for all of you, get lost, you brats!". The children were frightened of him and quickly ran away. Jim, seeing them run, laughed and then walked over to the shore to enjoy some peace and quiet. However, the waves were getting bigger and bigger, and Jim slowly approached the shore without noticing or realizing his mistake. The waves finally caught up with him, and he was swept into the ocean, and the waves were stronger than he was. The children watched from afar as he continued to be buffeted by the powerful waves that kept pulling him farther and farther from shore, and after a few minutes of struggling, Jim finally drowned, swept away by the current and dead.
Segment Nickname[]
- Sea Ya Later Loser!
Crossing the Text Line[]
Taylor Simmons, a dedicated nurse, was returning from her shift at the hospital one chilly evening. Feeling the need to relax, she cranked up her favorite tunes on her phone, ready to debrief with her best friend, Melinda, via text. While Taylor drive through the roads, her attention was divided between the music, her phone, and the stretch ahead. A red light ahead went unnoticed, her focus consumed by her cellphone. Unaware of her surroundings, Taylor plowed through the red light and, in that moment of distraction, her vehicle collided with a passing car. The impact was severe, causing both vehicles to spin, resulting in Taylor's death.
Segment Nickname[]
- The Last SMS
Trivia[]
- This death has the same number as Extinguised.
- This death is based on many car accidents.