1000 Ways To Die Wiki
1000 Ways To Die Wiki

Intro[]

WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based (for the most part) on real deaths and are extremely graphic; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased.

"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted… YOU WILL DIE!"

"Death is everywhere… most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live, we face… 1000 Ways to Die."

Domino-ted[]

Set out to commit a large-scale crime, three thieves plan to rob a pizzeria in a busy Friday night. The place was Pizza Venti, a pizzeria that opened just months ago. Those robbers were Dex (Leader), Jay (Muscle-head) and Leo (Rookie). None of them were above 30 yr, with Dex and Leo being the oldest and youngest ones respectively.

When they were ready, the trio enters the pizzeria, brandishing weapons, and demands the cash from the register. As Dex and Jay corner the female server, she spots a kitchen knife on the counter and seizes the opportunity. She lunges at Jay, slicing his arm and causing him to drop his gun, while also bleeding. The clatter of the weapon on the floor startles Dex, who turns to see Mario appearing from the kitchen, gun in hand. Mario opens fire on Dex, hitting him in the chest. Leo, now the only robber left standing, turns to flee, only to find a teen delivery boy blocking the exit. Rico, the teen's name, fueled by adrenaline and the desire to protect his little sister, tackles Leo to the ground. While the police are called, Dex is pronounced dead at the scene. Leo and Jay are taken to the hospital, with severe injuries and would later be arrested on charges of attempted robbery, armed robbery and resisting arrest.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Criminal Crust

Alex Morgue[]

Veronica Vega was a young gifted soccer player, possessing the speed and skill to outpace her opponents. However, she never managed to break into the national team. Her condescending attitude and abrasive personality led to her being labeled a "reject" and an "arrogant failure" in the soccer community.

Veronica's team is playing a crucial game against another local team, seeking to climb the league rankings. 'What were the teams' you may ask? I honestly don't know, I didn't pay attention. The tension is pretty much visible, with the home crowd booing Veronica for her past brash behavior and trash-talking to the home's team players one day before the match on her social media accounts. Despite her ego, she performs well and even scores a goal. However, as she celebrates her goal, she experiences a sudden sharp pain in her chest. Ignoring the discomfort, she continues playing. The pain persists and worsens. During a heated confrontation with an opposing player, Veronica collapses in front of everyone. She has suffered from a sudden cardiac arrest. The stress and pressure she's been under, combined with an undiagnosed heart condition, led to her untimely death.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Final Whistle

Skate and Die[]

Jack, a rebellious Japanese-American skateboarder with a disregard for authority, is skateboarding at a local skate park. He's aggressive, skating recklessly, and weaving in and out of people, ignoring the shouts from park officials to keep everyone safe. In an attempt to keep safe the place, the park ranger, Gary, confronts the teen. In rebellious mood, Jack escalates the situation, verbally abusing Gary, and refusing to comply.

Gary needs to show Jack the consequences of his actions. He orders the park's sprinkler system to be turned on in an attempt to distract and stop the entitled skater. The water sprays from the ground, drenching Jack and his skateboard. In his fury and anger, Jack lunges towards Gary, knocking him to the ground but without knowing, a hidden electrical short from the water-soaked skateboard (since it's an electric model) activates the park's electrical system. The electrocution instantly incapacitates Jack, and he falls, unable to move and then his heart stops, and his death is attributed to the electrical shock.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Skater Destroyed

Trivia[]

One More Bite[]

Jung-Mi, a 32-year-old South Korean freelance journalist, checks into the Airbnb for her latest reporting assignment about Chile's economic situation. Jung-Mi is a meticulous and determined woman, dedicated to her work. As she unpacks, she notices a small spider near her luggage. She's not superstitious, so she dismisses it as harmless.

The next day, Jung-Mi notices a rash around the bite and it spreads rapidly, thinking it was bitten by the spider she saw before. However, Jung-Mi, focused on her work, doesn't connect the rash to the spider and dismisses the rash as a minor irritation. Without knowing it, that "harmless" spider was actually a recluse spider, a type of spider known for its venomous bite, which can cause a disease known as loxoscelism. Symptoms of loxoscelism may include pain, swelling, necrosis in the affected area and fever. As time passes, the infection worsens and Jung-Mi's health declines. Unaware of the spider's true nature, she overcomes the pain. Eventually, a few days later, Jung-Mi eventually died because of the venom, while sleeping on her bed.

Segment Nickname[]

  • A Little Spider Told Me

Trivia[]

Bang Hand Theory[]

Dave and Eugene, two teenage friends, are bored at Dave's house. Seeking excitement, they stumble upon a box of fireworks in the garage. They decide to play with the old stuff until they saw fireworks and decide to play with it as well in the backyard. David and Eugene start experimenting with the fireworks, lighting some of them in the backyard. Eugene picks up a bottle that, unknown to him, has a defect.

So Eugene holds the defective bottle hoping the fireworks to came out of it, it explodes, causing the fireworks inside to detonate. The explosion leads to he losing his hand and screams for Dave's help, pleading for someone to get help. Dave, in shock, tries to help his friend, pressing a shirt against Eugene's wound to stop the bleeding. However, Eugene continues to bleed profusely, and, despite Dave's efforts, he eventually succumbs to blood loss. His death is due to the careless handling of fireworks, leaving Dave in disbelief and guilt.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Backyard Blast

Squeeze Play[]

Antoine Thibault was a very well-known model in France, but he has a peculiar secret; it's a fetish. He enjoys and loves morph suits and inflation with his partner and boyfriend, Julien. Tonight, he indulges in his kink with Julien, who's willing to serve to his desires.

In a private department room, Julien dons a morph suit and green latex, prepared to inflate. Antoine, aroused by the sight, yearns to touch, caress, and kiss Julien while he's inflated. His favorite part? Julien's big bottom. They come to fun to the bed while his partner was still dressed and inflated. Julien, caught up in their sex play, decides to facesit Antoine. He hovers over him, his inflated butt smothering Antoine's face. It was fun and Antoine enjoyed but when he realized he had enough, he tried to get his partner off, but he can't just mumble. While Antoine struggles for air, Julien, in love with their intense play, doesn't realize the danger as he believed his boyfriend was enjoying to much because of his erratic moves and butt touching, continuing to enjoy himself, not aware of the consequences of his actions.

Unaware, Julien continues his erotic fun and Antoine's air supply dwindles, he succumbs to asphyxiation and dies. When the morph-suited man realized Antoine stopped moving, he checks for him; his petit ami was smiling but he's no longer in this world, leaving Julien completely confused.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Booty Trapped

Trivia[]

  • This death is mostly based on Ass Phyxiated, that's why it has the same number.
  • This is the first death of my series which the victim is LGBT.

Brain Bashing[]

A young man named Hasimi receives chilling news: Koffi, his neighbor, has sexually assaulted a young girl, one his mother friend's daughter. The local police, for lack of evidence, fail to pursue the case. The victim, intimidated by Koffi, refuses to testify. Hasimi learns of his neighbor's crime through his mother's friend, whose daughter Koffi allegedly victimized. Outraged, he decides to confront the pedophile.

Upon verification of the crime, Hasimi calls Shauri, his friend, to join him. Both men, furious at the inaction of the authorities, plan to take matters into their own hands. Late night, Hasimi and Shauri track down Koffi. They catch him off guard and, Hasimi armed with a heavy rock, mercilessly strikes Koffi's head, inflicting severe head trauma. He hits the rock to the pedophile's head too many times to the point that the intense force of the blows causes his brain to visibly protrude from the gaping wound in his head. The gruesome sight is a testament to the extent of the violence.

The horrifying scene of vigilante justice comes to the attention of the police. The methods used by Hasimi and Shauri raise questions about mob justice. The local community, aware of Koffi's crimes, praise their actions, while others question the propriety of extra-judicial intervention. To date, the two men have not been found.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Stone Cold Justice

Trivia[]

  • This death is actually based on a REAL death/event somewhere in Africa (which was also filmed on video).