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Dead Battery[]

Phil is a stubborn man who is addicted to coffee. One day, his coffee machine broke and he needed to repair it. He brought an electric screwdriver, only to find out that it has no batteries. After repairing the machine and making coffee, Phil put some sweeteners in the coffee. After 1 hour, he experiences a severe headache and decides to rest a bit. Four hours later, he wakes up with extreme nausea, vomiting, stomachache, diarrhea and dizziness. When he sweetened his coffee, he accidentally put some batteries in it. The batteries contain dangerous metals such as mercury, which cause death from fatal poisoning and kidney failure.


Cycle of Death[]

Here, at an university in Los Angeles, California, Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan comes as a special guest. In today's biology class, he will teach his students about the cycle of life. A man is born, grows up, goes to school, gets a job, gets married, becomes old and dies. But, in some cases, a person can die from other causes, such as germs, toxins, injury, illness and/or catastrophe. In the end, the students happily clap their hands as Khyber Zaffarkhan leaves.


Up and Downed[]

Rodrick is a spy whose mission is to kill the president so someone dangerous could become the new president, with his gun hidden in the rectum. He is let by the security guards, pretending that he is one of them. Rodrick arrives and confronts the President, but his gun got stuck. When he tries to pull the gun out of his rectum, he accidentally pulls the trigger and the bullet travels through his intestines, pancreas, stomach, liver, heart, windpipe and finally the brain, causing almost instant death.


Eelectrified[]

Sasha goes camping in Amazon. She catches fire while setting a campfire, then gets electrocuted to death when jumping in a river infested with electric eels.