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Way to Die #398
"Vuvu...whatever, he's dead."
Name of the death is a pun on the segment name being meaningless
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"If you're ever unlucky enough to find yourself sitting down next to an idiot like Jose, just tell him to blow it out his...vuvuzela. Goal!"
Date November 21, 2009
Location Tucson, Arizona
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Puts On a Dunce Cap"
"Bucky Boned"

Jose's aneurysm exploding.

"Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead.", Way to Die #398, is the fourth death featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap", which aired on November 2, 2010.


At a soccer match, an annoyingly rude soccer-obsessed nuisance named Jose buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm.


  • Skoti Collins - Soccer Fan
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra - Doctor


  • This is the one of the deaths that break the fourth wall using the deathcards.

Segment Nickname

  • Feelin' Horny (Spike TV website)
  • Vuvuzelized
  • Goodbye Vuvuzuela

Foreign names

  • Vuvu... como sea, esta muerto (Vuvu... however, he's dead) - Latin American dub.
  • Vuvu... Lo que sea, esta muerto (Vuvu... whatever, he's dead) - Spanish dub.