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Jose's aneurysm exploding.

"Vuvu...whatever, he's dead.", Way to Die #398, is the fourth death featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap", which aired on November 2, 2010.


At a soccer match, an annoyingly rude soccer-obsessed nuisance named Jose buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm, silencing this annoyingly rude soccer-obsessed nuisance forever and sending him to Hell, where he won't see soccer anymore.


  • Skoti Collins - Soccer Fan
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra - Doctor
  • Dan Lopecci - Jose (lead: intended victim)
  • Fabian Jaime - Soccer Friend


  • This is the one of the deaths that break the fourth wall using the deathcards.
  • This is one of the five deaths that occurred on November 21, 2009. The other four are Hillary Snuffed, Gooed Riddance, Mudder Sucked, and Die-drant.
  • This is the only death without a pun.

Segment Nickname

  • Feelin' Horny (Spike TV website)
  • Vuvuzelized
  • Goodbye Vuvuzuela

Foreign names

  • Vuvu... como sea, esta muerto (Vuvu... however, he's dead) - Latin American dub.
  • Vuvu... Lo que sea, esta muerto (Vuvu... whatever, he's dead) - Spanish dub.