1000 Ways To Die -364 Wanted Instead (German Version)
"Wanted Instead", Way to Die #364 is the seventh and final death featured in "The Lighter Side of Death". It aired on March 1, 2009.
Plot[]
Alcohol affects everyone in different ways in bars. Jill and Tim - a couple - could have a good time and enjoy themselves without worries. Meanwhile, for Jack, who is both a jerk and a coward, a couple of drinks were enough for him to become aggressive. Jack tried to get Jill's attention to flirt with her, but Tim stopped him. Finally, Jill got tired and walked away. Jack lost the head and told Tim to fight. Tim stood up, revealing he was much taller than Jack. Jack got scared, tried to intimidate Tim, and broke a bottle to fight, but in doing so, the pieces of glass cut the idiot's hand, making him a complete laughingstock to the amusement of Tim and the customers, and Jack ran away like the coward he is.
In the bathroom, Jack turned on the faucet, removed the pieces of glass, cleaned the blood, and bandaged his hand with toilet paper, but unbeknownst to Jack, a piece of glass entered his bloodstream.
The customers had almost forgotten the incident, but Jack was furious and wanted revenge. He grabbed another bottle, came out of the bathroom, and yelled at Tim, who was calmly talking to Jill. Tim realized that Jack had returned, so he got ready to fight. Jack furiously approached him and prepared to fight. But before the fight could begin, the piece of glass hit his heart and cut his aorta, causing internal bleeding, killing him, and sending this cowardly bastard to Hell, where he belongs, as his body fell to the ground.
With the problem resolved, Tim and Jill peacefully continued their conversation and sipped drinks while the corpse of the jerky and cowardly moron lay on the ground, knowing that it was closing time for him.
Cast[]
- Jeffrey James Lippold - Jack (Lead: Intended victim)
- Dr. Knyber Zaffarknan - Orthopedist
Trivia[]
- This death takes place a day after Great Hanged.
- This death is one of the few deaths that don't show an x-ray detailing how the victim died.
- The name of the victim who died is Jack and the name of the girl is Jill, which is an obvious reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill Went up the Hill.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Crappy Hour
- Wasted Dead
- Broken Hearted
- Smashed To Pieces
- Wasted Away
Foreign Names[]
- La bière de la mort (The Beer of Death) - French dub
- Gewollt statt gekonnt (Wanted instead of skillful) - German dub