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"Wanted instead", Way to Die #364 is the seventh Segment of "The Lighter Side of Death". It aired on March 1, 2009.

Pilot

Jack, an alcoholic, wanted to talk to Jill in order to make out with her. He gets ready for a fight with her boyfriend Tim. Jack tried to intimidate him by smashing a bottle, but he cuts his hand open. He then turns into a laughing stock and runs away. After cleaning everything up, he goes back to start the fight again. Before he can attack, however, he falls to the ground and is dead. It turned out that a small piece of broken Glass entered the blood flow and went to his heart, where it caused internal bleeding and heart failure.

Interviews

Dr. Knyber Zaffarknan - Orthopedist

Trivia

This death takes place a day after Great Hanged.

Segment Nicknames

Crappy Hour

Foreign Names

la bière de la mort (the beer of death) - French dub
Gewollt statt gekonnt (Wanted instead of skillful) - German dub

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-{{Infobox_death|number = 364|name = Wanted Instead|image = File :  IMG 20200222 232206.png |quote = "The Bar Guests can finally continue in Peace, but for Jack it was his last Round"|date = January 29, 2009|location = Dougherty's Bar White Plains, NY|episode = [[The Lighter Side of Death]]|previous = [[Keester Sunday]]|next = [[Kung Pao Pow!!!]]|pun = wanted instead of skillful}}
+{{Infobox_death|number = 364|name = Wanted Instead|image = File :  IMG 20200222 232206.png |quote = "For everyone else, happy hour goes on. As for Jack, it’s closing time."|date = January 29, 2009|location = Dougherty's Bar White Plains, New York|episode = [[The Lighter Side of Death]]|previous = [[Keester Sunday]]|next = [[Kung Pao Pow!!!]]|pun = the Bon Jovi song "wanted dead or alive"}}
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 '''"Wanted instead"''', Way to Die #364 is the seventh Segment of "[[The Lighter Side of Death]]". It aired on March 1, 2009.
 == Pilot ==
-Jack, an alcoholic, wanted to talk to someone's girl in order to make out with her. He gets ready for a fight with her boyfriend. Jack tried to intimidate him by smashing a bottle, but he cuts his hand open. He then turns into a laughing stock and runs away. After cleaning everything up, he goes back to start the fight again. Before he can attack, however, he falls to the ground and is dead. It turned out that a small piece of broken Glass entered the blood flow and went to his heart, where it caused internal bleeding and heart failure.
+Jack, an alcoholic, wanted to talk to Jill in order to make out with her. He gets ready for a fight with her boyfriend Tim. Jack tried to intimidate him by smashing a bottle, but he cuts his hand open. He then turns into a laughing stock and runs away. After cleaning everything up, he goes back to start the fight again. Before he can attack, however, he falls to the ground and is dead. It turned out that a small piece of broken Glass entered the blood flow and went to his heart, where it caused internal bleeding and heart failure.
 == Interviews ==
-Dr. Knyber Zaffarknan - Orthopedist
+* Dr. Knyber Zaffarknan - Orthopedist
+== Trivia ==
+* This death takes place a day after [[Great Hanged]].
+== Segment Nicknames ==
+* Crappy Hour
 == Foreign Names ==
+* '''la bière de la mort''' (the beer of death) ''- French dub''
 * '''Gewollt statt gekonnt '''(Wanted instead of skillful) - ''German dub''
 [[Category:Season 1 deaths]]
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 [[Category:Irresponsible humans]]
 [[Category:Way to die]]
+[[Category:A**holes]]
+[[Category:Bastards]]