War-done

Way to Die #253
War-done
Name of the death is a pun on the character "Warden" and “war drone”
"Warden Hadley stole some cupcakes... One packed a powerful PCP punch. He got his just desserts when he flipped out, tripped out and lost... his head."
Information
Date	March 10, 2009
Location	Ohio Womens' Prison
Episode this death was featured in	Think Globally, Die Locally
Deaths
Previous	Well Chung Hacked Off (Production order)
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Next	Booby-Zapped Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy (Production order)
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"War-done", Way to Die #253, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.

Plot

Behind the strict demeanor and aggressive leadership of no-nonsense Ohio Women's Prison warden Hadley, is a sadistic, heartless, misogynistic, and abusive personality. Feared by inmates, corrections officers, and other prison staff alike, Hadley is also known to belittle anyone even for the smallest mistakes. This was demonstrated one day when he severs all forms of outside communications from the convicts and bans other activities such as sports and yards, upsetting them.

On one occasion, Hadley confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for a convict, and eats one with blue frosting, not knowing it was laced with PCP. He begins to imitate the actions of his beloved German Shepherd, Bear. Soon, he begins to have a fit of rage where he smashes and throws objects, marches like a soldier, and even threatens to attack the other guards checking on him. Hadley dives off his desk, and one of the guards rolls a flash grenade into his office, hoping to calm the situation down. The guard accidentally rolls it too close to Hadley's face, and despite his attempts to blow it away from his direction, it goes off, blowing open his skull and frying his face, killing him instantly, and sending the sadistic and abusive warden straight to hell where he belongs.

Interviewees

• Carla Short - Ex-prisoner (Only in German version)
• Erich Hicks - Explosive Expert

Segment Nicknames

• Headless Warden (Spike TV)
• Wacky Warden

Foreign Names

• Descocado (Lost His Mind) - Latin American Spanish dub
• Alcaidazo (Big Warden) - European Spanish dub
• Abblende (Fade Out) - German dub
• A Guerra dos Cupcakes (Cupcakes' War) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
• Por goloso se fue al foso (For greedy he went to the pit) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
• Prisyonero na Manugan Insaniya (Prisoner goes Extremely Insane) - Lazoran dub

Trivia

• Also called "Headless Warden" on the Spike TV website.
• This is the final death to be narrated by Ron Perlman due of the infamous part....WRITERS STRKE.
• The German version takes place In January instead of March and has an interviewee.
• This death takes place a day before Blast Call. Ironically, both have the victim die in an explosion.

Gallery

Hadley and his dog, Bear

An officer holding the confiscated box of cupcakes.

Hadley acting like Bear from the effectsof PCP

The cupcake that Hadley ate, not knowing it contained PCP.

MICHAEL BAY!!!!!