Way to Die #253
"War-done"
Name of the death is a pun on the character "Warden" and “war drone”
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"Warden Hadley stole some cupcakes... One packed a powerful PCP punch. He got his just desserts when he flipped out, tripped out and lost... his head."
Date March 10, 2009
Location Ohio Women's' Prison
Episode this death
was featured in
"Think Globally, Die Locally"
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"Well Chung"
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"War-done", Way to Die #253, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.

Plot

Behind the strict demeanor and aggressive leadership of no-nonsense Ohio Women's Prison warden Hadley, is a sadistic, heartless, and abusive personality. Feared by both inmates and corrections officers alike, Hadley is also known to belittle anyone for small mistakes. This was demonstrated one day when he severes all forms of outside communications from the convicts, upsetting them.

On one occasion, Hadley confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for a convict, and eats one with blue frosting, not knowing it was laced with PCP. He begins to imitate the actions of his beloved German Shepherd, Bear. Soon, he begins to have a fit of rage where he smashes and throws objects, marches like a soldier, and even threatens to attack the other guards checking on him. Hadley dives off his desk, and one of the guards rolls a flash grenade into his office, hoping to calm the situation down. The guard accidentally rolls it too close to Hadley's face, and despite his attempts to blow it away from his direction, it goes off, blowing open his skull and frying his face, killing him.

Interviewees

  • Carla Short - Ex-prisoner
  • Erich Hicks - Explosive Expert

Segment Nicknames

  • Headless Warden (Spike TV)
  • Wacky Warden

Foreign names

  • Descocado (Insane) - Latin American dub
  • Alcaidazo - Spanish dub
  • Abblende (Fade) - German dub

Trivia

  • Also called "Headless Warden" on the Spike TV website.
  • This is the final death to be narrated by Ron Perlman.
  • It's unknown what happened to Bear.
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