|Way to Die #238|
|"Washed And Fried"|
|Name of the death is a pun on "washed and dried"|
|"The phony cheerleaders got a big charge out of milking their horn dog customers.
Give me a D, give me an E, give me an A, and another D. What do we get? DEAD!"
|Date||September 28, 2001|
|Location||Simi Valley, California|
|Episode this death
was featured in
"Crib Your Enthusiasm"
"Washed And Fried", Way to Die #238, is the first death featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010.
Five cheerleaders from Simi Valley University are promoting a car wash to raise some money. The fact is, Simi Valley University doesn't exist, and these so-called "cheerleaders" are actually strippers. They were desperate to earn more money and they accept whatever payment a customer has. One of their customers, a perverted elderly widower named Harold, cruised into the car wash, and said how dirty his car was. He was going into the car wash version of a happy ending when he saw how sexy the strippers were. One of them got a power buffer to polish Harold's car, but little did she know that the buffer's cord was exposed and is near a pool of water. The buffer gets wet by an igniting spark, electrocuting all five strippers in the process, who were dead before they could hit the pavement.
"Thank god my wife died!"
-Harold, in the middle of the car wash
"Harold was about to reach the car wash version of a happy ending. To polish off the old geezer, they brought out an electric buffer. But these little misdemeanors had a bad connection..."
- Stephanie Carrion - Con Artist
- Dr. Ramon Cestero - Trauma Surgeon
- This death scene is awarded the "Best Sexiest Death" in the " Death By Request" Special.