"Waste Dead", Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Chris is a midget who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. As well as a bench and annoy a homeless person sleeping (Only shown in the German version). His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he tells her to go away in a form of abuse. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it, little did they know, when an airplane passed over them, a piece of "blue-ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) dropped from the plane and landed on the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air with only the top of the swing set crossbar to break his fall. Landing on the crossbar breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die from massive internal bleeding. His girlfriend is left terrified.
Cast and Interviewees
- Dr. Robert Pousman - Critical Care Specalism
- Scoot Backman - Planker (Only in DMAX dubs)
- Kaiden Delian - Chris (lead: intended victim)
- Arianna Vazquez - Chris's Girlfriend (lead)
- If one were to look closely, the picture in the end was in motion, the same as Habeas Corpse, Anger Damagement, Cream-ated, Withdrawn, Samurai Death Squad, and Electro-Cutie.
- This death and Fat Man in a Little Swing are the only deaths to take place at a playground.
- Continuity: When Chris gets launched toward the crossbar, there is a yellow flag at the end of it and is clearly flying through the middle crossbar. But when he lands, the flag is in the middle (where he also lands as mentioned earlier).
- Crew or Equipment Visible: As Chris goes flying, a cable (coming out of his back) can be seen supporting him. It's more noticeable when he lands, although this is meant for him to fly onto the swing set.
- Plank Spanked (Spike TV website)
- Tattled by a Seesaw
- A Fall Of a Rock Paper Scissors (Called In UK 1000 Ways To Die)
- Rocked Up
- Seesaw Sui-slide
- Flieger-Planking (Airplane Planking) - German dub