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{{Template:Infobox death
  
{{Template:Infobox death
 
|number = 135
  
|number = 135
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|name = WASTE DEAD
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|name = Waste Dead
 
|pun = "wasted"
  
|pun = "wasted"
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|image = File:Waste_Dead.png
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|image = <gallery>
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Introcard 135.png|Introcard
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Waste_Dead.png|Deathcard
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</gallery>
 
|date = September 10, 2010
  
|date = September 10, 2010
 
|location = North Perkin, Illinois
  
|location = North Perkin, Illinois
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|episode = [[It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World]]|imagewidth = 300px
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|episode = [[It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World]]
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|imagewidth = 300px
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|previous = [[Ghost Busted]]
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|previous = [[Ghost Busted]]<hr>[[Piss Offed]] (Production order)
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|next = [[Bitch Zapped]]
  
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|next = [[Bitch Zapped]]<hr>[[Rubbed Out]] (Production order)
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|quote = "Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry.... that killed him."}}
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|quote = "Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry... that killed him."
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}}
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'''"Waste Dead"''', Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "[[It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World]]", which aired on July 15, 2012.
  
'''"Waste Dead"''', Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "[[It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World]]", which aired on July 15, 2012.
   
 
==Plot==
  
==Plot==
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Chris is a midget who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. As well as a bench and annoy a homeless person sleeping (Only shown in the German version). His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he tells her to go away in a form of abuse. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it, little did they know, when an airplane passed over them, a piece of "blue-ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) dropped from the plane and landed on the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air with only the top of the swing set crossbar to break his fall. Landing on the crossbar breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die from massive internal bleeding. His girlfriend is left terrified.
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Chris is a midget who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. As well as a bench and annoy a homeless person sleeping (Only shown in the German version). His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he screams at her to go away, declaring it his playground. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it. Just at that moment, however, an airplane passed over them and drops a piece of "blue ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) which landed at just the right position to hit the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air onto the top of the swing set crossbar. Landing on the crossbar breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die near-instantly from massive internal bleeding.
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==Transcript==
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(Recap, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGYSgwE2Sw Impression Failure] is playing)
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'''Narrator:''' Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry... that killed him.
   
 
==Cast and Interviewees==
  
==Cast and Interviewees==
 
*Dr. Robert Pousman - Critical Care Specalism
  
*Dr. Robert Pousman - Critical Care Specalism
 
*Scoot Backman - Planker (Only in DMAX dubs)
  
*Scoot Backman - Planker (Only in DMAX dubs)
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*Kaiden Delian - Chris (lead: intended victim)
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*[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341774/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t138 Joseph S. Griffo] - Chris (lead: intended victim)
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*Arianna Vazquez - Chris's Girlfriend (lead)
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*Arianna Vazquez - Chris' Girlfriend (lead)
   
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== Trivia ==
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==Trivia==
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* If one were to look closely, the picture in the end was in motion, the same as [[Habeas Corpse]], [[Anger Damagement]], [[Cream-ated]], [[Withdrawn]], [[Samurai Death Squad]], and [[Electro-Cutie]].
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*If one were to look closely, the picture in the end was in motion, the same as [[Habeas Corpse]], [[Anger Damagement]], [[Cream-ated]], [[Withdrawn]], [[Samurai Death Squad]], and [[Electro-Cutie]].
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*Chris's death is similar to that of Shifty's death in Happy Tree Friends TV episode, "As You Wish", Evil Flippy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "By the Seat of Your Pants", and Giggles' death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "Breaking Wind".
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*This death and [[Fat Man In A Little Swing|Fat Man in a Little Swing]] are the only deaths to take place at a playground.
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*This and the deaths [[Fat Man In A Little Swing]] and [[Out to Launch]] are the only deaths to take place at a playground.
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*Chris' Girlfriend's scream is also shown in [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lg24fBiwZouAWXP9qpVbg_agftx_Z3HKA JTM's A Sexy & Funky Death's cover art]. Her scream is also briefly heard at the beginning of the deathcard.
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*This is one of 3 deaths where a little guy is in a relationship with an average height woman, the others are [[Little Person, Big Death]] and [[The Chokes On You|The Chokes On You.]] Ironically, Joseph S. Griffo (Chris) portrayed Nick from [[Little Person, Big Death]].
   
 
==Goofs==
  
==Goofs==
 
*'''Continuity: '''When Chris gets launched toward the crossbar, there is a yellow flag at the end of it and is clearly flying through the middle crossbar. But when he lands, the flag is in the middle (where he also lands as mentioned earlier).
  
*'''Continuity: '''When Chris gets launched toward the crossbar, there is a yellow flag at the end of it and is clearly flying through the middle crossbar. But when he lands, the flag is in the middle (where he also lands as mentioned earlier).
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*'''Crew or Equipment Visible: '''As Chris flies, a cable can be seen coming out of his back, supporting him and allowing him to fly onto the swing set. It's more noticeable in the next shot when he lands.
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*'''Crew or Equipment Visible: '''As Chris goes flying, a cable (coming out of his back) can be seen supporting him. It's more noticeable when he lands, although this is meant for him to fly onto the swing set.
  
   
 
==Segment Nicknames==
  
==Segment Nicknames==
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*Seesaw Sui-slide
  
*Seesaw Sui-slide
   
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== Foreign names ==
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==Foreign names==
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* '''Flieger-Planking''' (Airplane Planking) ''- German dub''[[File:Waste Dead.JPG|thumb|220x220px]]
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*'''Flieger-Planking''' (Airplane Planking) ''- German dub''
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*'''Trampolín a la muerte.''' (Springboard to death) ''- Pluto TV Spanish dub on Mi Obsesion Favorito and Spike Extremo.''
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*'''¡Que desperdicio!''' (What a Waste!) ''- Latin American Spanish dub''
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*'''La tabla más Guay''' (The Coolest Table) - ''Spanish dub''
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*'''Barro na Luhanklano''' (Plank to Seesaw) ''- Lazoran dub''
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== Gallery ==
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<gallery>
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173518.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173528.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173542.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173716.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173718.png
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File:Waste Dead.JPG|His demise
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173730.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173735.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173741.png
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File:Screenshot 20240318 173804.png
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</gallery>His demise
 
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Latest revision as of 18:43, 23 March 2024


"Waste Dead", Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.

Plot

Chris is a midget who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. As well as a bench and annoy a homeless person sleeping (Only shown in the German version). His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he screams at her to go away, declaring it his playground. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it. Just at that moment, however, an airplane passed over them and drops a piece of "blue ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) which landed at just the right position to hit the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air onto the top of the swing set crossbar. Landing on the crossbar breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die near-instantly from massive internal bleeding.

Transcript

(Recap, Impression Failure is playing)

Narrator: Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry... that killed him.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Dr. Robert Pousman - Critical Care Specalism
  • Scoot Backman - Planker (Only in DMAX dubs)
  • Joseph S. Griffo - Chris (lead: intended victim)
  • Arianna Vazquez - Chris' Girlfriend (lead)

Trivia

Goofs

  • Continuity: When Chris gets launched toward the crossbar, there is a yellow flag at the end of it and is clearly flying through the middle crossbar. But when he lands, the flag is in the middle (where he also lands as mentioned earlier).
  • Crew or Equipment Visible: As Chris flies, a cable can be seen coming out of his back, supporting him and allowing him to fly onto the swing set. It's more noticeable in the next shot when he lands.

Segment Nicknames

  • Plank Spanked (Spike TV website)
  • Tattled by a Seesaw
  • A Fall Of a Rock Paper Scissors (Called In UK 1000 Ways To Die)
  • Rocked Up
  • Seesaw Sui-slide

Foreign names

  • Flieger-Planking (Airplane Planking) - German dub
  • Trampolín a la muerte. (Springboard to death) - Pluto TV Spanish dub on Mi Obsesion Favorito and Spike Extremo.
  • ¡Que desperdicio! (What a Waste!) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • La tabla más Guay (The Coolest Table) - Spanish dub
  • Barro na Luhanklano (Plank to Seesaw) - Lazoran dub

Gallery

His demise

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