"Wedding Crasher", Way to Die #595, is the third death featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Plot[]
Carla was a young woman having her big day, she was about to get married, her fiancé, James, was an old man, but he was also rich. Everyone at the wedding agreed they were a perfect couple... except for Carla's ex, Perry. He thought he was going to be the groom, so he went to the wedding being drunk and without being invited.
Once the priest asks if anyone objects to the marriage, Perry gets up, and pleads to her not to marry James and strips naked to show Carla what she's gonna miss out on while the other attendees watch. One woman was even wowed by his "big wad".
As the other guests attempt to grab Perry, presumably to hold him until he could be arrested for public indecency, Perry makes a break for the exit. What he thinks is an open doorway, was really a glass window and Perry crashes through the window, breaking the glass which cuts through his exposed flesh, slices his veins, severs his arteries, and pierces his heart. This causes near instantaneous exsanguination and death and sending the nudist ex to hell.
Carla is horrified to see how her ex ended up and the priest hopes that God will have mercy on him.
Transcript[]
Carla: Perry, please don’t do this.
Perry: No, Perry nothing! You tell me right now, you really want this old thing over this?!
Bishop: Young man, this is a house of worship!
Perry: Yeah? Worship this, padre!
Trivia[]
- The dialogue "Carla said I do, and then Perry said...I'm done." was recycled from an earlier wedding themed death "Died-Zilla", which aired 16 episodes earlier, in which the narrator said "Katie's bath-salted heart said I don't, and Katie said I'm done."
- This is one of the times where someone appears nude and dies that way.
- This is another wedding themed "1000 Ways to Die."
- The title of the death is similar to the movie with the same name.
- This Death is Also Called “Feliz Navidead” On the spike website, which is a pun on "Feliz Navidad" and "Dead".
- Perry's death is similar to that of Handy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "Shard At Work". It's also similar to Lindsey's death in Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?, Disco Bear's death in Happy Tree Friends TV episodes, "Mime to Five", and Heather's death in Cham-Pained.
- This death was pretty much reused from Last Strike, however, in Last Strike, the victim was running away from police and was fully clothed when he smashed through the glass, while Perry was running away from the guests that turned into a mob and he was obviously naked when he smashed through the glass.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Aileen Burdock - Carla the Bride (lead)
- Mark Planas - James the Groom (lead)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Orthopedic Surgeon
Segment Nicknames[]
- Feliz Navidead (Spike TV)
- Over the Mooning
- Perry the Deathpus
- Bare-ly Satisfied
Foreign Names[]
- El Rompebodas (The Weddingbreaker) - Latin American Spanish dub
- El Revientabodas (The Wedding Buster) - Mexican Spanish dub
- Revientabodas (Wedding Buster) - Spanish dub
- Vidrio en bodas (Wedding Glass) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
- Penetra Penetrante (Piercing Wedding Crasher) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Glück und Glas (Luck and Glass) - German dub
- Czy jest na sali szklarz? (Is there a glazier in the room?) - Polish voice-over
- Kasong ma gantas (Wedding falls) - Lazoran dub
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