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"Weld Done", Way to Die #406, is the first death featured in "Today's Special: Death", which aired on August 1, 2011.

Plot[]

Women have made a lot of progress to enter tough professions like welding, but no thanks to this girl named Carly had no idea. Her boss, Gus, was desperate, he needed a welder and Carly lied about her experience.

Carly showed up on the first day with a piece of equipment that her ex-boyfriend lent her, Gus was already regretting having hired her, Carly was incapable of soldering anything, she was talking on the phone with her friend Beck and shaking the lighted flame very close to her co-workers, Gus finally decided to fire her, he told Carly to put out the flame which she did in a very dangerous way, Gus complained that she would kill someone and told her to take her things and leave.

Carly decided to demonstrate her skills and get revenge by welding the doors of Gus' car and when she finished she stored her equipment in her van with so much carelessness that the hose of the acetylene tank opened and in a short time the car was filled with highly flammable gas.

Carly hide to see Gus furiously trying to open his car door and then Gus sees Carly and goes after her, then Carly activated the control to open the vehicle and the sparks from the closing mechanism ignited the gas, blowing the van and taking her with the explosion, killing her instantly, while Gus was impacted by the explosion from a safe distance.

Narrator: Carly lied her way into a job. Spent all her time yapping instead of working and got canned. The only thing she was really qualified for... dying.

Transcript[]

Gus: Carly, Turn that torch off!

Gus: Jesus, you're going to kill somebody!

Gus: Get your stuff and get out!

Gus: You!

(Gus chases Carly as Carly runs to her van to escape)

Narrator: Gus, understandably, blew his top. Carly, inexplicably, blew hers as well.

(Carly turns on her car key; we hear the "chirp-chirp" of the car lock when the van suddenly and violently explodes)

(CGI shows Carly pressing the unlock button on her car keys...)

(...then the signal going to the car...)

(...then finally the unlock mechanism unlocking the van, producing sparks in the process)

Narrator: Sparks from the lock mechanism ignited the gas...

(CGI van explodes and then goes back to the real footage of the van exploding)

Narrator: And blew the world's worst welder, to kingdom come.

(Recap, What goes up is playing)

Narrator: Carly lied her way into a job. Spent all her time yapping instead of working and got canned. The only thing she was really qualified for...

(Carly's burned and terrifying corpse is seen)

Narrator: dying.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Brian Graham - Gus
  • Natalia Fedner - Carly (Lead: Intended victim)
  • Gard Hollinger - Welder
  • Gary Kauffman - Engineer

Alternative Description[]

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A female welder welds her boss' car permanently shut after being fired, but her remote van door opener causes a fatal explosion"

Trivia[]

  • Also called "All's Hell That Ends Weld" on the Spike TV website.
  • The corpse at the end was the same in Dia de Los Morons, but mirrored.
  • This death is very similar to Withdrawn as both victims die due to a car remote, something explodes, and finally kills them.
  • Carly's death is similar to that of Pop's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Every Litter Bit Hurts", Derek's death in Poly-Ass-Turd, Colleen Van Deusen's death in Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan, Sub-Zero (Bi-Han)'s Death in Mortal Kombat (2021) Here, John Stewart (Green Lantern)'s Death in Justice League Dark: Apokolips War Here, and Lumpy's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Wishy Washy".
  • This death takes place 15 years after Dead-dy Dearest six years after PISS OFFED and two years after Smother-In-Law.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • All's Hell That Ends Weld (Spike TV)
  • Welded Shut
  • Car-B-Que
  • Stick With What You Know
  • Weld, That's Not Good
  • Weld, That F****ng Sucks

Foreign Names[]

  • Bien Soldada (Well Weld / Very Weld) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Buen Trabajo (Good Work / Good Job) - European Spanish dub
  • Probetag mit Todesfolge (Trial Day with Death) - German dub
  • Soldada e explodida (Welded and Blown) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Tamalan 'ahon yinan (Welding Has Been Blown) - Lazoran dub

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